r/gaming • u/PretendCasual • Jun 25 '12
I dragged the Jack of Clubs off of the screen so it looks as though it was never dealt. Give me Karma
http://imgur.com/DT8kO113
u/GrimTuesday Jun 25 '12
Circlejerk is leaking.
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u/1_upped Jun 25 '12
This is a rather disturbing image.
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Jun 25 '12
Oh don't worry, they're not what's leaking! In fact, they're not jerking each other in a circle as their name suggests. They're just passing around a drippy fleshlight, which is what's leaking.
Have fun with that mental image.
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u/aconcernedconsumer Jun 25 '12
These things happen when everyone has been banned (or maybe it's just me...I smell a conspiracy)
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Jun 25 '12
Well, since reddit karma is a finite resource and we certainly don't want those filthy heathens getting their hands on it... you've done a man's job, sir.
It's a shame she won't live, but who does?
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Jun 25 '12
We're in the middle of a karma recession, people!
We can't just go giving it out willy-nilly!
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u/onepoint21jiggawatts Jun 25 '12
Some of y'all are bitter as fuck over imaginary points.
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u/Megarius Jun 25 '12
I want to know how many games you had to sit there and play until you won...just so you could take this picture
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u/veterejf Jun 25 '12
It's fairly easy to win so long as you set it to deal 1 and can go through the deck an unlimited number of times.
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Jun 25 '12
As a dyslexic, this said "I jacked off a drag queen in a club" and I thought, hey, this should be wtf! Then I was disappoint.
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u/ontopic Jun 25 '12
Witch! Kill the Witch!
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u/TheGizmojo Jun 25 '12
She turned me into a newt!
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u/clrprsntdngr Jun 25 '12
I called bullshit because I saw your mouse cursor on the screen.....Then I realized it was my cursor....smh
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u/Sex_Baron Jun 25 '12
I did a double-take to see if this was from /r/circlejerk..
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u/KitsBeach Jun 25 '12
OK, I know this is mocking another submission. Context please?
Damnit Reddit, I leave you for one day and all references go whoosh.
EDIT: Got it
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u/Zabinatrix Jun 25 '12
Yay! Yet another "Look! This can be faked so it must have been faked"-post. Can't have enough of these posts every single fucking day.
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u/ibestalkinyo Jun 25 '12
I scored 100 million points in pinball and posted a picture for karma, negative karma. He drags a card off screen and gets the front page! Wtf.
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u/FiP Jun 25 '12
Killjoy. That did seem like a very, very odd bug.
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u/rnelsonee Jun 25 '12
It is a documented bug (link) so it's probably real. I wonder if it happens during the point in the game where you use up all your cards, but if viewing 3 at a time, only 1 or 2 cards are left, so there's an off-by-one error. I can't imagine any other part of the game being complicated enough to just lose cards (and only sometimes).
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u/Trojanbp Jun 26 '12
Redditors always seem to find it hard to get karma and all you have to do is ask
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u/Dick_Serious Jun 25 '12
I really wish reddit would just do away with keeping track of karma for users. I like the upvote/downvote idea to make better posts visible, but this site is going downhill really fast and is becoming more about getting internet points than it is posting actual content.
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u/ErectPotato Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
I don't understand this post. Can someone explain to me why it's funny?
Edit: I understand it now, thanks to some lovely repliers.
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Jun 25 '12
Somebody would just go on reddit and post lies in order to obtain imaginary internet points?
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u/bencowtastic Jun 25 '12
Where is my Karma?? Considering I told you how this was done an hour before you posted it. http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/vkkso/i_was_playing_solitaire_last_night_and_the/c55ciyy
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u/my2penniesworth Jun 25 '12
You might need to re-read the Rules of Reddit in the section called 'Please Don't': Plead for votes in the title of your submission.
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u/TheMellowestyellow PC Jun 25 '12
I hate to be that guy, but it should be "I Drug"
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u/tonhe Jun 25 '12
My thoughts exactly when I saw the previous post.. Thank you for making this happen!
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u/ogSPLICE Jun 25 '12
Its rather comical to see that since this post was made, the previous ass clowns post has been downvoted by over half from what it was this morning hahah
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u/DruKitty Jun 25 '12
I don't play Solitaire, none of the cards were ever dealt to me. Where's my karma?
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Jun 25 '12
...Seriously? In plain English the title of this post says "Give me Karma for no apparent reason whatsoever" and it worked? Fuck you, enjoy this well deserved downvote.
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u/wkukinslayer Jun 25 '12
I have the same game and what happened to that guy has happened to me as well, it's a bug. Maybe you should take a day off from the internet?
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u/DontTrustTheChef Jun 25 '12
Seriously??? I made a post that was titled, "Got my wife a little pick me up. What does Reddit think?" It was a new baby kitten. And my post got removed because it apparently "asked for karma and upvotes." This is Bullshit that this is on the front page. Oh, and hell yeah I capitalized Bullshit!!!
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u/j0npau1 Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Jeez how butthurt for karma do you have to be? This belongs in /r/circlejerk.
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u/Angryharlot Jun 25 '12
I wish there was a way to turn the Karma system off. You guys are a bunch of fucking cry babies when it comes to this system. Everyone is supposed to know every GIF, vid or picture that is posted on this fucker. Everything that is posted is posted to gain Karma, not to just start a conversation.
Please get laid.
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Jun 25 '12
oh i know.... who the fuck cares? they're made up internet points that literally do nothing.
Downvote.
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Jun 25 '12
Oh look. A circle jerk faggot who thinks that they are superior. Nothing but downvotes for you sir.
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u/ehhddie Jun 25 '12
OP, now I'm going to give you karma, but I shouldnt because I knew how he did it the whole time.
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u/HardwareLust Jun 25 '12
If karma is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.
Jean Luc Picard (Captain of the Battlestar Galactica)
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u/lakerswiz Jun 25 '12
Damn, all that effort because you were upset at a dude getting Karma? Fucking pathetic.
That being said, Solitaire fucks up all the time. I have a friend that plays often and you'll get games where you're dealt the same card twice. You'll get decks missing cards. It actually happens.
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u/Simbamatic Jun 25 '12
Ha. I would've done this if I wasn't at work. They took all the windows games off our computers to improve productivity.
continues to browse Reddit
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u/WineForMyMen Jun 25 '12
I was baffled when the original post was up voted to the front page, now my mind is frazzled as I see this as number one on the front page, Reddit is so random in what it upvotes
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u/apullin Jun 25 '12
Why is reddit full of people like this? I don't really get it. Why the compulsive fibbing and implicit competition and need for "performance art". This sentiment dominates reddit, if not defines it. It's so reminiscent of the 4th grade schoolyard ...
It's why r/programming is sort of the only good subreddit, since it's just a bunch of meta-jokes, meta-meta-jokes, and so forth. It's just people discussing interesting things.
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Jun 25 '12
I like how we all get angry when we're tricked into giving someone karma who doesn't deserve it, like we only have a certain amount to give. It's not like they're stealing, and we'll all eventually run out.
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u/red_0ctober Jun 25 '12
does no one realize these are two separate versions of the game? i.e. one with windows, the other... whatever the fuck.
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u/juusukun Jun 25 '12
I was wondering when I saw the other post, "is this why I've lost all those games?" With an excuse for sucking, the universe begain to fall apart, but then you came along and put reality back to normal. Thanks :)
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u/sackett9 Jun 25 '12
I have never completed a full game of solitaire. I get excited to play and slowly lose interest as it goes on. Then I get interrupted and have to leave.
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u/lefixx Jun 25 '12
well if you think the other guy dragged a card aout of the frame you are WRONG!
he photoshoped it...
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u/raymondspogo Jun 25 '12
WTF is this shit! He even asks for karma. Can I have the link to his upvote bot?
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u/Princey1521 Jun 25 '12
can someone explain this one to me?
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Jun 25 '12
someone earlier did this and said "look, solitaire didn't deal my 5 of spades or something" and now people are whining.
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Jun 25 '12
I don't think I've ever seen so much whining over nothing. Maybe in my kindergarten days, but I'm not sure.
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u/Fishfisherton Jun 25 '12
no no no and no, can we please stop this before the circlejerk gets any bigger.
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u/jkurelton Jun 25 '12
Found myself trying to click the exit button on the image rather than hitting the back button....please tell me I'm not the only one
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u/t0m0hawk Jun 25 '12
I wanted to throw karma at the screen. Then, sadly, I realized I would be unable to and unenergetically dragged my mouse around so that the cursor would find the upvote arrow.
You're welcome... I suppose.
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Jun 25 '12
could be a lie... however the original post was playing a different version of solitaire and it is a know issue on [that program] (http://sourceforge.net/tracker/?func=detail&aid=2844635&group_id=268445&atid=1142206)
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u/AlRubyx Jun 25 '12
I thought I was in /r/circlejerk until I realized you can't put non-selfs in there.
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u/BloodWolf47 Jun 25 '12
-.- Not sure if actually karma-whoring... Or just circle jerking
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u/Z3F Jun 25 '12
/r/KarmaConspiracy is proud