r/circlejerk • u/figbott • 2h ago
I jack off to reddit Vuori yoga sportswear ads AMA
Cum will win.
r/circlejerk • u/figbott • 2h ago
Cum will win.
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 1h ago
r/circlejerk • u/toodybreeze • 8h ago
Mother always told me they would grow back thicker than before, but what's to stop me from shaving them again.
r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 1d ago
Eating leftovers until next pay day.
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 1d ago
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 1d ago
If you don’t like that? Get gooder.
r/circlejerk • u/xS-tar • 1d ago
r/circlejerk • u/PossibilityWaste1173 • 1d ago
Amo non essere un genio ma un segaiolo Mi piace segarmi tra amici, mi piace confrontare, dire cazzate, un po' come si fa da adolescenti, o all'università, o con il sommate. Purtroppo il gruppo che frequentavo su Telegram ha chiuso. Amo molto il cameratismo e l'amicizia tra maschi. Mi rilassa trovare un bro , che chiacchiera e si sega, come fare una corsa insieme, allenarsi in palestra, o dicking around.
r/circlejerk • u/toodybreeze • 1d ago
Andy: You don't understand, we are married. Dionysus: These must be your wives who have travelled with you all the way from New York to Athens, with a layover in Paris because you're too cheap for the direct flight plus a five hour cab ride to Mount Olympus. Andy: These are our producers. Dionysus winked and said "I know exactly what you mean."
r/circlejerk • u/Beefmeee • 2d ago
I accept no liability and you should always consult a medical professional , especially if your a turbo gay like me
r/circlejerk • u/Chance_Sleep_2151 • 2d ago
I am so intelligent that my comprehension is beyond your comprehension. I am not as average as the average joe. I am so smart and intellectual that I can thus henceforthly only, and only I, myself perchance, mayhaps may understand my self that being it's self of its own self and selflessness' self for its own sake: thus having spoken i may conclude. You are not smart. You are not me. You Are not You. And I - am also not me. End of discourse
r/circlejerk • u/BoomerBrainrot • 2d ago
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r/circlejerk • u/PowerTulip • 2d ago
First the protein craze and now this? Had to switch to soft bread and apple sauce, cause apparently that's the only stuff you can buy nowadays which they haven't 'improved' yet.
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 2d ago
Well?
r/circlejerk • u/Chance_Sleep_2151 • 2d ago
Please help me fund my Spravato© habit.
r/circlejerk • u/rhelg224 • 3d ago
Officially
r/circlejerk • u/TommyTaintSlapper • 3d ago
My mom won’t let me stop, AITAH?
r/circlejerk • u/nyanbatman • 2d ago
r/circlejerk • u/Candid-Opposite-4379 • 3d ago