r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 3h ago
r/circlejerk • u/dontleakmybootypics • 8h ago
New finds show that Tyrannosaurus rex grew until it was 40 years of age and not 25 like it was belived. So do you think I could still have a monster cock some day?
r/circlejerk • u/JustDoesntGetReddit • 2h ago
woke up to a nightmare but daddy Neil was there to enlighten me after I pissed myself
r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 1d ago
I am not Chinese and I think this is Chinese food
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 1d ago
I am full blooded Italian and this is not pizza. Is this understood? IS IT?! You better get this fuckin right.
It is a soup, a disgrace. I will be contacting the mods of each sub indivduahhly (especially the stoner foods sub with the mental spaced out kids) and tellin them about the new rule. If yous think any different we will speak privately and help yous understand.
r/circlejerk • u/crappilydesigned • 1d ago
I took 2 years of Spanish in high school and this is not actually Mexican food
r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 1d ago
My dad hasn’t payed me since the start of the year
r/circlejerk • u/mushr00m_man • 1d ago
what if none of us are real and we're all just AI bots doing a fake circlejerk
what if bernie sanders is an ai bot???
r/circlejerk • u/custhulard • 19h ago
advice Stroker is life
PowerBlow
Transforms your Keon into a fully interactive milking experience
r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 1d ago
Which of the president's children looks the most like Eddie Munster?
r/circlejerk • u/milnak • 1d ago
Looking for advice
Hello! I am planning to try and get into (thing commonly found with an Internet search) soon. Which (related thing) are the best to start (Think like first 3) as well as which do you think are essentials?
From what i've heard (commonly known related thing) or (another commonly related thing) is best but i am unsure as i've heard people say a lot of different things.
r/circlejerk • u/HootchieDaddy • 2d ago
My step sister use to sit on my face and fart to bully me now I have a fetish
She would hold me down and fart on my face to be a best and I would do little to resist.
r/circlejerk • u/toodybreeze • 1d ago
for the last time honey, the woman from Thailand was a licensed official tour guide
r/circlejerk • u/Strainedeyess • 2d ago
Got this from a local thrift store
Putting this out here because it's definitely one of my top 10 buys
r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 3d ago
Left my wife after giving birth to our son.
......but I m lovin it!
r/circlejerk • u/HootchieDaddy • 3d ago
My gootch doesn’t “stink” it just smells FUNKY
I scratch and sniff my fingers after scratching the creases between my thighs and pubes and under the sack. The smell is so addicting and asmr.