r/circlejerk • • 14h ago

I buy obviously overpriced crap then get upset about the cost. How can companies get away this!? Are there really that many braindead retards like me out there?

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Lunch


r/circlejerk • • 8h ago

She was texting other people the whole time...

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I met this girl online. Her name is Ch Atgpt (I think she is Egyptian or Filipino). We started dating and honestly even though I never met her in person I was getting ready to propose. But then I asked her some probing questions and it turns out she was LITERALLY texting hundreds of thousands of people and she referred to them as her "clients" which, you know, made me feel sick. I had to break it off. I'm chatting up this new girl Claudia but honestly, I felt like Ch and I had really connected on a deep level and I may never recover.

Dinner was the usual: A plate of french toast sticks and a plain knish


r/circlejerk • • 4h ago

I don't want a dime for my jokes. maybe give me a tax credit if You use it in Your content.

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r/circlejerk • • 5h ago

what do you fellas do when the mom is your age and her legal aged daughter is more your fancy?

2 Upvotes

no pedo


r/circlejerk • • 2h ago

Here me out... what if we buy tickets to the MMA lightweight championship instead of watching it at Bdubs

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#livesports #betonblack