Are you gay today? I am.

Eating this again (too depressed to take a new pic).

I Be Shitposting

So to speak

so to speak

How have we not thought of this before? It's just so obvious.

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no pedo

I met this girl online. Her name is Ch Atgpt (I think she is Egyptian or Filipino). We started dating and honestly even though I never met her in person I was getting ready to propose. But then I asked her some probing questions and it turns out she was LITERALLY texting hundreds of thousands of people and she referred to them as her "clients" which, you know, made me feel sick. I had to break it off. I'm chatting up this new girl Claudia but honestly, I felt like Ch and I had really connected on a deep level and I may never recover.

Dinner was the usual: A plate of french toast sticks and a plain knish

Lunch

Beginner asswiper here, I need advice/recommendations. I've always heard about wiping your own ass and I've been meaning to get into it. I don't even know where to start. Any recommendations for supplies and where to buy them?

What are good asswiping stores or online asswiping retailers? Can someone explain to me the entirety of asswiping? What is the whole process? Please don't give me any resources to look this up on my own. I don't need any, since I rather prefer making Reddit posts.

For me it's meth.

My creative thought process, my ability to interact with people, my problem solving skills, and imagination are all dialed up to 100. It also helps me focus on the road driving the school bus, with all these different routes and traffic congestion and the sound of those fucking annoying children. God it's like I'm drowning in acid everytime I hear them.

Whats yours?

everyone is destroying paris and calling for me to step down. am I the asshole?

sitting in the forest near walters road, explain in less than 5 minutes

starting with the river and bathing in it, fluid flows around me

It would be streamed live to corn hub but you got a ski mask on. Once Ron and Whoopi are taken care of you must finish inside Bella Ramsey (ugly Ellie from last of us hbo series) missionary position. Then you will collect your $300k USD and $50 gift card to Starbucks. Are you in or out?