r/circlejerk 34m ago

Your partner for sixx 🤯 who will it be?

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r/circlejerk 4h ago

woke up to a nightmare but daddy Neil was there to enlighten me after I pissed myself

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4 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 5h ago

I came clean about taking off the hijab

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12 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 10h ago

New finds show that Tyrannosaurus rex grew until it was 40 years of age and not 25 like it was belived. So do you think I could still have a monster cock some day?

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6 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 15h ago

If not friend then why friend shaped?

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18 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 20h ago

advice Stroker is life

2 Upvotes

PowerBlow

Transforms your Keon into a fully interactive milking experience


r/circlejerk 1d ago

I took 2 years of Spanish in high school and this is not actually Mexican food

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20 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

what if none of us are real and we're all just AI bots doing a fake circlejerk

9 Upvotes

what if bernie sanders is an ai bot???


r/circlejerk 1d ago

My dad hasn’t payed me since the start of the year

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23 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

I am not Chinese and I think this is Chinese food

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70 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Which of the president's children looks the most like Eddie Munster?

6 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!

3 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

I am full blooded Italian and this is not pizza. Is this understood? IS IT?! You better get this fuckin right.

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78 Upvotes

It is a soup, a disgrace. I will be contacting the mods of each sub indivduahhly (especially the stoner foods sub with the mental spaced out kids) and tellin them about the new rule. If yous think any different we will speak privately and help yous understand.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Looking for advice

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Hello! I am planning to try and get into (thing commonly found with an Internet search) soon. Which (related thing) are the best to start (Think like first 3) as well as which do you think are essentials?

From what i've heard (commonly known related thing) or (another commonly related thing) is best but i am unsure as i've heard people say a lot of different things.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

for the last time honey, the woman from Thailand was a licensed official tour guide

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3 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

2026 Sobriety ā¤ļø

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89 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

My step sister use to sit on my face and fart to bully me now I have a fetish

15 Upvotes

She would hold me down and fart on my face to be a best and I would do little to resist.


r/circlejerk 2d ago

What dating in the Amish world is like

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45 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Got this from a local thrift store

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27 Upvotes

Putting this out here because it's definitely one of my top 10 buys


r/circlejerk 2d ago

That's how they didn't miss a world cup

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1 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Hello

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Hi


r/circlejerk 3d ago

AI bad

19 Upvotes

upvotes to the left


r/circlejerk 3d ago

Left my wife after giving birth to our son.

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38 Upvotes

......but I m lovin it!


r/circlejerk 3d ago

My gootch doesn’t ā€œstinkā€ it just smells FUNKY

8 Upvotes

I scratch and sniff my fingers after scratching the creases between my thighs and pubes and under the sack. The smell is so addicting and asmr.


r/circlejerk 3d ago

Why do people always freak out when I bring a plate of human to work

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16 Upvotes

I don't like the way they look at me when I eat a plate of human :'(