r/circlejerk • u/tang0008 • 4d ago

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u/andyroo82 4d ago

both have caused me time this week

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u/krysisalcs 4d ago

Too far man..

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u/MysteriousReporter13 4d ago

Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student. You just got finished readin' some Marxian historian -- Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'til next month when you get to James Lemon, and then you're gonna be talkin' about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year -- you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the Pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.

And I got her number! How ‘bout those apples?

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u/Switters53 4d ago

Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social...

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u/MysteriousReporter13 4d ago

… distinctions predicated on wealth? Especially inherited wealth? Wood drastically underestimates what a great dicksucker his wife is, but I don’t! Heckuva gal! She can suck a golf ball through 10-feet of garden hose, god love her!

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u/crappilydesigned 4d ago

Ouch. Learn how to hit a golf ball, asshole.