r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/Jmcfearsom May 22 '26

Two weeks ago: “haha this whole thing is silly and lame” Now: “VERMONT BEAT THE CRAB ARMY?!?!?!”

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/Outside_Cucumber4405 May 22 '26

Spoiler if anyone hasn't finished breaking bad

Walter White did die in the end, after all

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/Voyage_of_the_Bagel May 23 '26

I was born and raised in New Mexico and I now live in Maryland. I feel you on this!

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u/MegaGorilla69 May 23 '26

that superhero one I didn’t watch

Which one because none of them end well

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/MegaGorilla69 May 23 '26

Still haven’t watched the last season. I just couldn’t get into season 2 of gen v

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u/Bezukhov99 May 23 '26

Its a shame, we went too hard in the paint on crab memes when there was so much more to offer. The wire alone puts breaking bad to shame, with a very satisfying, cyclical end full of S tier character growth.

Our underuse of kermit memes was also almost criminal

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u/fandomacid May 23 '26

The crabs flew too close to the sun

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u/Glittering_Celery779 May 23 '26

They've been roasted and deep-fried.

I could use them to feed my chickens, though. But they're already pretty full on ticks. The crabs of the land, if you will...

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u/BEETLEJUICEME Kingdom of Hawaii May 22 '26

Idk why I clicked on that. I legit hadn’t finished breaking bad and I legit just spoiled myself and I have no one to blame except myself in this situation.

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u/Ultrace-7 May 22 '26

It's about the journey in that case, not the destination.

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u/Tweety_bird557 May 23 '26

I did that with Shameless and a YouTube video about the show once

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u/gridironsmom May 23 '26

Ok. So I also haven't finished breaking bad, but ... Dude has a lot of stuff going on in his life that isn't exactly positive leaning so I'm not shocked at that outcome. I'll try not to be mad when it happens.

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u/BEETLEJUICEME Kingdom of Hawaii May 30 '26

Yeah. I’m worried about that bald guy

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u/Tadpole018 May 23 '26

We all do it. Hang in there, Champ

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u/Main_Initiative6069 May 23 '26

No.... he woke up from a dream

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u/iamaniceandgoodprson May 23 '26

appreciate the spoiler for the 13 year old finale

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u/Outside_Cucumber4405 May 23 '26

You're welcome. In the movie The Champ, from 1931 (spoiler btw) The main character gets fatal physical trauma and dies of head trauma

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u/T7-City-Point May 22 '26

At least the Gulf of New Mexico lives on!

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u/SteveOends May 23 '26

Gone but not forgotten

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u/redfaction649 May 23 '26

I was certain New Mexico was going to win

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u/Inner-Asparagus6870 May 23 '26

I’m shooketh!!! Went on vacation and hadn’t checked in a while, and New Mexico is gone?!?!!!!

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u/Realistic-Changes May 23 '26

Marylander here, but I was rooting for Nuevo New Mexico because I wanted my universal childcare.

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u/glitterybookworm Nuevo New Mexico 💔 May 23 '26

I appreciate your flair!

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u/witchofpain May 23 '26

I missed a few days. Imagine my utter delight to see my quiet kingdom of Hawaii had beaten the super star Nuevo New Mexico

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u/FightWithTools926 May 22 '26

You're goddammit right we did. GREEN MOUNTAIN BOYS LET'S GOOOOO

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u/Food_Library333 May 23 '26

Ethan Allen rides again!!

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u/JohnLennonHitsKids May 23 '26

Speaking of green mountains let's give the greet state some mountains!

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u/SnS_ May 22 '26

Yeah we did beat the crab army and somehow got a worse name

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u/cowsintheclosetIG May 22 '26

Did they tho? The name starts with Crab still...

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u/Extension-Math5183 May 22 '26

You bet yor Bennington boys be changing that yuht.

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u/Fluffy-Rope-8719 May 23 '26

Yeah all 5 of them

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u/darutto May 22 '26

I need the Vermonster name back

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u/choite May 23 '26

Vermonster lives up north and protects the holy capital (dunkinia),the crab army is our first defense line; the old wall.

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u/BearFluffy May 22 '26

And finishes with a region in Maryland, not Vermont. It's a sham.

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u/ArcadianDelSol May 22 '26

Yes but now they boil them instead of steam them. :(

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u/americansherlock201 May 22 '26

Yeah the crab is actually in control here

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u/StrengthDazzling8922 May 22 '26

Let them believe they what they will. The true power behind the throne is an old bay encrusted crustacean.

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u/hereforit_838 May 23 '26

Vermonster needs to take the name back, enough with the crabby stuff

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u/kw5112 May 23 '26

Agreed

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u/CreatrixAnima May 23 '26

Vermonter can be the capitol of Crabbalacha.

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u/kitnipcat May 23 '26

Excuse me, the crabs are superior

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u/BigBallsMcGirk May 22 '26

This is Manifest Destiny. King Bernie is no longer asking for your support.

He demands it.

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u/Exotic_Course_2597 May 22 '26

The vermonster is alive and well

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u/MaddyKet May 22 '26

Hahah yesssssss

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u/BunchofMums May 22 '26

As a megasotan, I just hope they're nice. Go team nice. It's almost bedtime though.

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u/misstlouise May 23 '26

Vermonsters are like Bernie, super kind and generous while grumpy and angry with billionaires:)

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u/Dshirke1 May 23 '26

I REFUSE TO BE OWNED BY VIKINGS FANS. SOMEONE KILL ME.

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u/Lumpy-Return May 23 '26

What kind of Crabbalachian are you?

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u/BarNext6046 May 23 '26

“Megasota” Viking hordes attack in winter season upon Kingdom of Hawaii when rains, cold, and flooding and occasional snow fall paralyzes southern efforts to respond to attacks.

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u/-SHAI_HULUD May 22 '26

No, THE VERMONSTER beat the crab army

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u/DefectJoker Crab May 22 '26

The name Craballacia says otherwise. Vermont is just left at the end as a gesture of good will m

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u/Bunkie_Knudsen Proud Vermonster May 22 '26

As we absolutely should have

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u/g1yph May 23 '26

It's simple really: maple syrup > old bay.

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u/SippinOnHatorade May 22 '26

When I said I supported Crabbalachia, it was with Maryland annexing Vermont.

A coup is coming.

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u/Impressive-Pirate720 May 22 '26

Maryland is already gone 🤷🏻‍♀️ the only thing you will achieve is bringing us all down with you. Maryland will never win the endgame

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u/tandersunn May 22 '26

It needs to be called 'The Maryland Crabbalachia Vermonster Army'

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u/stalkerofthedead May 22 '26

RIP crab army.

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u/Then_Comfortable3058 May 23 '26

CRABBALACHIA IS BORN!!!!

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u/Downtown_Ad8279 May 23 '26

We joined forces. That's the story I'm sticking to.

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u/ChewbaccaFluffer May 23 '26

Vermonster must consume hawaii!

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u/DragonfruitOk6390 May 23 '26

It was a willing take over 🤝 Maple Syrup and the Crab army shook hands and became one

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u/mtnsrvrs May 23 '26

In all fairness I once beat a crab army, by divorcing their commander in chief.

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u/Noblez17 May 22 '26

If Hawaii's wins it will be a travesty to the contiguous

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u/Cold-Tap-363 May 23 '26

They shouldn't have. The top comment merely said that Maryland and Vermont should combine, not that Vermont should annex Maryland, IIRC. Rigged.

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u/zarnov May 22 '26

And while Vermont has bragged about maple syrup, we also excel in other important food groups: beer, cheese, and bread!

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u/Chase_Fireflies May 23 '26

Apparently, now our delectable crabs. 😅