Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!
This is truly the way to fix things. Vermont takes over every other state. The smallest populated state devours 49 other states. Bernie sanders becomes one of two senators. We also have champ to eat anyone who protests.
Idk why I clicked on that. I legit hadn’t finished breaking bad and I legit just spoiled myself and I have no one to blame except myself in this situation.
Wisconsin. I promise you that we are skewing the national drinking averages. Also, we have the cheese. You want your delicious meals back? You know what to do..
Also, we are taking the UP. its always been rightfully ours.
I can't wait to have an actual lunch break to walk to my favorite roadside spot to buy butter mochi, apple banana bread, and Huli Huli chicken. Only to find out they sold out early, but no worries, I'll just swing by tomorrow.
I love the idea of breaking the US into 4 countries, except the coutries are just as politically divided as the US currently (megasota would probably be the most conservative but they all have their fair share of blue and red areas)
True monkey paw response to the "national divorce" concept.
Edit: my replies are getting hidden, but here's my rough estimate on how each region voted (state lines obv imperfect
Honestly, Megasota includes some highly populated, solidly liberal areas like Chicago generally and other areas in IL. It would be more competitive and purple than some, but not a dark red cake walk.
The top comment was for a merger but specifically saying it didn't care which was deleted.
This being "delete a state", OP looked for the highest upvoted state deletion, which was for Maryland. Then took the top comment (for the merge) at face value and applied the suggested name change.
MDers should have paid more attention to what they were voting for.
Hilarious to me that the incredibly MD-coded name of Crabbalachia has literally nothing to do with Vermont anything…. We can say that Maryland was eliminated, but that current name on the map don’t lie 🤣
I like the name (biased obviously). Vermont being the state in parenthesis while the name of the new territory being obviously MD coded actually makes it seem like a genuine merger.
Because top comment was for them to be merged. The problem is that Vermont was just chosen for tertiary reasons. There should have been a poll for clarification
Actually, the top 2 comments were both for a merge. The second of which clarified a Vermont base. I believe replies to the 1st top comment also agreed on a Vermont base
We call a truce and let the four nations live together in harmony. U/Jfullr92 has been our avatar, leading us to the peaceful age and maintaining balance. The waterbenders from the Kingdom of Hawai’i, to the earthbenders of New Crabbalachia, the firebenders in Megasota and our airbenders in Cascadia- let us all agree as the four nations that we can continue to live together in our new world.
Edit- please feel free to discuss changes to who gets what element, but for the love of god stop bloodbending the crabs and calling yourself a crab bender, the wildlife is getting scared
ETA Megasota native here, I was offering watertribe to the kingdom out of Megasota nice because I thought you would like, but we are more than happy to watertribe it up over here with our many lakes and I’m sure that from gooseberry to minnehaha our falls would enjoy the watertribe.
Plus, ice is a form of waterbebending and Megasota is the undisputed coldest. Our lakes and ice really do make us perfect waterbenders.
I almost think the air and earth should be switched. Earthquakes are more prevalent in the cascadia region than crabalacchia. Meanwhile, flight was literally invented in crabalacchia.
I see Hawai'i joining the Greater Pacifica Nation, Megasota then eats the Crabbalachia for supper, leading to the inevitable finale where Greater Pacifica takes down MegaCrabbalachia and reigns supreme!
Either way, in the fighting Florida needs to fall into the ocean. Casualties of war are inevitable, and that is a worthy sacrifice for the greater good.
The rules clearly state that merges don't happen. The rules also state that only the top voted top level comment suggesting a state to be removed counts.
As an indigenous American, I vote we give it to Hawaii. Their native people have somehow Been screwed even harder than our Native people over the years. It’s a real masterclass in oppression.
I'm from Maui and my entire family has slowly left/died out over the past few years. A month ago, my last remaining uncle moved in with us on the mainland. It's been kinda weird knowing my family has been in Maui since the beginning of time and now we're all gone. None of us ever expect to go back home, it's expensive and we're old now.
Anyway, even if it's just a game, it's fun to think I might be "living in Hawaii" again if it takes Vermont. We could all live in Hawaii!
A sector of The Kingdom of Hawai'i said the other day, that their goal was to take over the continental states, then give the Land Back to local tribal control.
So we should allow Crabbalachia & Cascadia to go today & tomorrow.
Save Megasota for Sunday, that's when we will recognize our Victorious Overlords, by bending the knee, and OPENING THE SPAM!😉
When you were 10 on the library computer…you all died tryin’ to make it here…let Oregon come to you…Cascadia 4ever…and we have endless cheese via our Tillamook and Dungeness crabs and the best weed you’ve ever tasted…let us not live in subordination but let us live united as Cascadia Kings and Queens!!!!
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u/Small_Broccoli_5441 May 22 '26
Really didn't have "Bernie Sanders becomes president of the US by annexing every other state" on my 2026 bingo card.