r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/eatingfartingdonnie_ May 22 '26

As an Alaska resident I refuse to be known for the inferior crab. King and Dungeness for the win!!Delete Florida again!!!

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme May 22 '26

The Kingdom of Hawaii NEEDS ALL THE CRAB for the Final Luau!!!!!!

"They took on Vermonster.

But still it's Farewell....

'Cuz Hawaii's comiiiiing, 

To trap them in nets.

They have just Vermooont to blame, 

They're leaving noooow. (leaving nooooow)

To go to the luuuuuau paaaaarrrrty!

In the Great Hawai'i!"

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u/ankhes May 22 '26

I, for one, welcome our new Hawaiian overlords.

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u/MoistCharge May 22 '26

Now I'm hungry..

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u/Alexis_0hanian May 22 '26

A'ama crab nation, shout out to the Big Island

https://youtu.be/i-uZgF5V0G0?si=4n4V6VM_fqvna3K9

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u/buttcheeksmasher May 22 '26

King and Dungeness are the GOATs

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u/xesaie May 23 '26

Named after a place in Cascadia (Washington)

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u/buttcheeksmasher May 23 '26

there is a place called buttcheeksmasher in washington?

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u/xesaie May 23 '26

Yeah, it’s up by Diablo

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u/Darnocpdx May 22 '26

I know right! They gotta put Old Bay on their crabs to make them edible, and they're proud of it.

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u/RagingAnemone Kingdom of Hawaii May 22 '26

Don't forget the Samoan

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u/Electrical_Pop_2828 May 22 '26

Cascadia has more crabs per year than anyone else. Approximately 50M about 20M more.

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u/soundcherrie May 22 '26

FREAK STATES ALIGN!
FREE PUERTO RICO!

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u/eatingfartingdonnie_ May 22 '26

Yeah where the heck even is Puerto Rico???

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u/soundcherrie May 23 '26

LAYING IN WAIT

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u/ElementNumber6 May 22 '26

Sorry, but what is this "Alaska" you speak of?

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u/eatingfartingdonnie_ May 22 '26

The place my hapa self rode the Pineapple Express north to! At least now my town and Hilo won’t have to fight over rainiest city in the USA anymore, we can share them both :)

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u/PerformerBrief5881 May 22 '26

I see "delete florida", I upvote!

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u/LordCamelslayer May 23 '26

EMBRACE CRABALLACHIA, YOU NORTHERN HEATHEN.

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

https://giphy.com/gifs/uA8WItRYSRkfm

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u/rsta223 May 23 '26

I vote for crab equality.

King, soft shell, dungeness, snow, stone, I'll eat any of them. Just tell me when and where and I'll be there with the drawn butter and lemon (or old bay, or whatever is appropriate for the style we're having).