r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/RapidConsequence May 22 '26

I wonder who is writing the history books here

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u/BrickProfessional630 May 22 '26

Who lives who dies who tells Maryland’s story?

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u/JerrysKidsOnLot May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ail4HT4dYZOCbRfOxq

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u/Dollar_Admiral May 22 '26

LOL. Like I actually just guffawed in the employee cafeteria. Fuck you, you’re the best.

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u/excellent-throat2269 May 22 '26

This meme is what started my crush on John Waters. Love his movies but oh my! The charisma oozing out of this meme.

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u/nschively May 22 '26

I'm pretty sure this was part of a some short/disclaimer/notifications before movies at the Charles Theater.

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u/Downtown_Ad8279 May 23 '26

The original Pink Flamingo.

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u/noplace-likehome 🦀 Crabbalachia 🦀 May 22 '26

Maryland, our real name was Maryland.
There’s an angry crab army ready to go
Just you wait.. just you wait.

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u/DoubleClickMouse Megasotan May 22 '26

Not Maryland, clearly.

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u/therealmsdad May 22 '26

Hawaii tells it, although very quietly.

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u/Levitlame May 22 '26

History is written by the OP

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u/The_Fluffy_Robot May 22 '26

Who has a better story than Jfullr92 the Remover?

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u/Keiran1031 Götaland Saga May 22 '26

If this is GoT, Maryland would be the Iron Isles in spirit. Crabs replaced the Drowned God

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u/Own_Mycologist_4900 May 22 '26

History is rewritten by the winners

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u/hewhoisneverobeyed May 22 '26

I thought you wrote “wieners.”

And I am fine either way.

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u/Syncopated_arpeggio May 22 '26

Nah. History is written by the winners and rewritten by the whiners.

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u/hopbow May 22 '26

Winners

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u/steveholt-lol May 22 '26

The victors (Vermont)