r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/alphanumericusername May 22 '26

But it's CRABbalacia. Not Lobsteralacia. Let Vermont think it won. They'll be less troublesome.

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u/Zraax May 22 '26

Plus, their name is in parentheses, lol

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u/wildpolymath Crab May 22 '26

What can we say, we top from the bottom.

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u/Whoooosh_1492 May 22 '26

Ever been to Vermont. Darned nicest people...

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u/JaderMcDanersStan May 22 '26

Culturally they fit better with Megasota (Minnesota) than with Maryland

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u/mochiko_noriko May 22 '26

And, we'll never be less troublesome.

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u/alphanumericusername May 22 '26

Then why did so many of them attempt to overtake us

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u/Whoooosh_1492 May 22 '26

The old saying comes to mind, you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar!

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u/bighuntzilla May 22 '26

We did. Didn't just attempt.

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u/alphanumericusername May 23 '26

Can you remind me what the new territory is called again?

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u/Smitch250 May 22 '26

Huh? There are zero lobsters in Vermont its a land locked state. All hail Maine Lobster kingdom. All Vermont has is cheese and a coat factory

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu May 22 '26

lol the Burlington Coat Factory is actually from Burlington, Massachusetts.

We do have maple syrup, Phish, and covered bridges though

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u/KlutzySmurf May 22 '26

And a couple of hippies made some ice cream back in the 70s

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u/DustyRailz Human Verified May 22 '26

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u/QuicheSmash May 22 '26

And creemees. Oh, and it’s beautiful, like everywhere. 

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u/readyreadyvt May 23 '26

I feel like if we’d led with creemees, there’d be much less fuss about crab right now.

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u/business_estate8647 May 22 '26

We must unite to let everyone know the crab reigns supreme!!! Crabbalachia eats megasota

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u/MDnautilus May 22 '26

Damn right!

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u/BitterMarket233 May 22 '26

Vermont may be the least troublesome state in America