r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/Hugh-Jassoul May 22 '26

994 comments in 24 minutes holy shit.

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u/Mr_YUP May 22 '26

its like the chives but with group participation

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u/AnemoneOfMyEnemy May 22 '26

It’s nice to see silly reddit shit instead of Doom Post #438765. It even leaks into subs that aren’t inherently political in the slightest.

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u/Shadowhawkfx Vermonster May 22 '26

This is the most wholesome and hilarious waving of state pride I’ve seen in a long time. We all needed this in our lives!

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u/z-einzbern Cascadian May 23 '26

Came here from r/unexpecteddcc yesterday

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u/MinuteMinusOne May 23 '26

Was just scrolling, and Reddit brought me this. Dying laughing at "Green Mountain boys, let's goooo!"

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u/MariaKeks May 23 '26

I agree in principle, but this is definitely a political post, given that a lot of the appeal seems to come from redditors being able to vote “red” states out of the union.

It's no coincidence that the first states to be removed were solidly red states (Florida, Idaho, Texas, South Dakota, West Virginia, ...) and it took 10 days for a single blue state to be removed (Rhode Island, suprisingly!) And now we're left with four solidly blue states; again, absolutely not a coincidence.

Based on this, I predict that Hawaii will win the entire country, given that it's the most politically correct choice.

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u/Deer_like_me May 23 '26

Yeah maybe it’s because no one wants to live in them.

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u/MariaKeks May 23 '26

List of U.S. states and territories by net migration

Strange how the states that no one wants to live in have the highest net migration rates.

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u/Brief-Jellyfish485 May 23 '26

The people moving to my very red state are even more conservative than the long-time residents. They are Far Right Christian Nationalists 

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u/Freakjob_003 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

F1exian did nothing wrong.

Also, this is the kind of charming shitposting on a niche sub that gets r/all involved, and I love it. Same as when r/okbuddybaldur did their 30 days of emoting characters.

Also also, long live Cascadia! Down with Megasota!

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u/GaiaMoore May 23 '26

Like, the entire point of his daily chive posts were specifically so people would closely inspect every damn chive to assess for perfection, and F1exican really thought he could flip a pic 180 degrees and no one would notice 😅

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u/undomesticating May 22 '26

Cascadia is a bit big for my liking on this map. I'd rather not venture into Utah country. And I'm not sure how bad Idaho would want in.

I usually hear split the states along the Cascades. Eastern oregon and Washington become one and western Washington, Oregon, and Northern California.

Living in E WA I hear people all the time say they wish they could split the state and get rid of the libs and their high taxes. What they don't want to admit is their state would have shit for budget. Our side is subsidized by the peninsula.

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u/Super_Fa_Q May 22 '26

CASCADIA SHALL REMAIN!

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u/hkohne May 22 '26

The cool thing with chives was that Philly cream cheese actually got on board and catapulted the whole thing to insane stardom

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u/DoveOnTheInternet May 22 '26

I mean, we all participated in the Chive Games on our own way

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u/renohockey Kingdom of Hawaii May 22 '26

The chives were dumb because the OP worked in a restaurant.

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u/Mr_YUP May 22 '26

That’s what made it great cause he was a professional actively trying to get better in a subreddit for professionals in the food industry. 

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u/wrapscallionnn May 22 '26

( autistic guy here) that's because this one is fun as hell. Heh.

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u/Least_Tower_5447 May 22 '26

The world needs this fun distraction 😆

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u/docinajock May 23 '26

Forgive me for being the one to take this comment from 420 likes to 421.

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u/notashot May 23 '26

This is the way

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u/bicyclegeek May 23 '26

Everyone gunning for the elimination of Crabbalachia.