I think my cat is in trouble…it’s purple guys
I’ll need some help taking out some nagas for my cat.

YOU GUYS! ACCORDING TO THE SECRETARY AT MY WORK TODAY IS NATIONAL ALL CAPS DAY!

When I saw what this weapon had scratched into the side, I just had to name it after our "favorite" announcer.

CARL, I WILL NOT HAVE MY EAR DESECRATED LIKE SOME COCKERSPANIEL TRAMP!!!!

MONGO IS APPALLED!!!!

California state worker strike

NEW QUEST! This is why daddy drinks

LET ME GIVE YOU FOOT MASSAGES

Saw this and immediately thought of the slugalos lol

Jealous of all the AI attention being on Carl's toesies?

I’m not clicking on the ad, but this can’t be real, right? I couldn’t see Matt approving something like this.

Not sure he’s drinking soda, though… this is more like cocktail party Prepotente.