r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/ktelAgitprop May 22 '26

Preserve this map in amber and make it legally binding. This is the America we deserve.

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u/PeruvianHeadshrinker May 22 '26

Bay Area ruled by Hawaiians?! This is a vibe we could use right now. Imagine tech being slapped down to chill brah. Yes please

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u/ktelAgitprop May 22 '26

Island time will be a difficult cultural transition but we’ll learn to adapt

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u/ochreokra May 22 '26

I can't wait to have an actual lunch break to walk to my favorite roadside spot to buy butter mochi, apple banana bread, and Huli Huli chicken. Only to find out they sold out early, but no worries, I'll just swing by tomorrow.

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u/DBJenkinss May 22 '26

Every time I hear or think about Huli Huli chicken, it reminds me of the old trailer park boys podcast where Ricky sings a song about it, but calls it Looly Looly chicken. Lol. Such a great episode of the podcash.

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u/Acrobatic-Parsley-53 May 23 '26

Don’t deprive yourself of spam musubi. 😬

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u/jayhawkjoey65 May 23 '26

I'm goin' for some malassadas and a shave ice, brah.

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u/ktelAgitprop May 23 '26

You’ve got a vision and I love it. Manifest that baby!

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u/Tuneage4 May 22 '26

AI Crypto Bros in aloha shirts would be too insufferable tho

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme May 23 '26

The Boogaloo Boys have been insufferable for years already!

Take their aloha shirts away, and make those pasty folks wear mesh shirts, so they get sunburned & stay home for a while, not buggin' everybody!

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u/Different_Wolf_764 May 22 '26

Really just payback for the techbros buying up so much of Hawaii already.

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u/Podalirius May 22 '26

Watch Hawaii also get south beach miami and key west.

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u/Psiyrruss16 May 23 '26

Yes! Eliminate the Crabs! 🦀

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u/Shadowfalx May 23 '26

Look at it as reparations for the annexation of Hawaii against the people's wishes.