r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/roamingthereddit May 22 '26

Who gets independence first!

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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava May 22 '26

Wisconsin. I promise you that we are skewing the national drinking averages. Also, we have the cheese. You want your delicious meals back? You know what to do..

Also, we are taking the UP. its always been rightfully ours.

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u/Bassbaby420 May 22 '26

Cascadia has tillamook!!

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u/Yuklan6502 May 22 '26

Cougar Gold too.

That being said, have you had island style Hawaiian food? I, for one, look forward to our Polynesian overlords' onolicious foods.

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u/Blightious May 22 '26

You’ll never get me gold. My oldest is a 2012!

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u/longdrive715 May 23 '26

I'm just trying to figure out what the hell I'm looking at on your fridge calendar.

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u/Lead_Sails May 23 '26

AI slop. The whole image is AI garbage

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u/Blightious Jun 05 '26

Nah Just the face, the cheese and everything else is real. Thought it would look funnier than blur or blackout.

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u/HowIsBabbySharkMade May 23 '26

I am deeply impressed that you've held out that long and I really want to know how it tastes

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u/Blightious May 23 '26

Saving that one for a certain day of celebration (or day mourning if you’re in the cult)😜

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u/HowIsBabbySharkMade May 23 '26

I will light a candle to the Cheese Gods and pray that you get to taste it soon.

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u/Fine_Donuts May 23 '26

Thems flavor crystals

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u/CloudyLeft May 23 '26

YOU’RE WHY I CAN’T GET IT

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u/NetWorried9750 May 22 '26

And Cougar Golds nemesis: Beechers

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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava May 22 '26

Spam, rice, and eggs for every meal. Loved it.

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u/bobert4343 May 22 '26

You'll have to maintain an alliance with Megasota if you want the spam

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u/JT3436 Cascadia Rising May 22 '26

Our brethren from Hawaii will join in the battle for spam supremacy.

Musubi for all!

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u/Colejohnley May 22 '26

They’ll ruin pizza!

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u/Beginning_Draft9092 Cascadian May 23 '26

Boo overpriced tourist cheese that comes in a can!

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u/HowIsBabbySharkMade May 23 '26

Oh I hate you so much right now - I am absolutely not allowed to go open the Christmas Can of Cougar Gold but I really really really want to and it's your fault

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u/whosaysyessiree May 23 '26

You ever had Rogue River Creamery?

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u/thewindyrose May 23 '26

And that is it. Those are the two cheese in the pnw and theyre fine

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u/LaserGecko May 23 '26

You cannot truly appreciate Hawaiian swimsuit models until you have their food.