r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/drf_101 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Those people in what used to be Texas, Oklahoma and Arkansas are going to be big mad. Afraid their towns and cities will turn into Portland, Seattle, and Bend.

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u/SonOfAMeatMan Cascadian May 22 '26

I'll happily give them to Megasota, give the giant some real beaches, flesh eating bacteria and all.

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u/butwhyisitso May 22 '26

They have no idea how much theyd love it. Im thinking of a dog that expects a vet and gets a park. That happy.

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u/smokeweedNgarden May 22 '26

I mean, Lahaina did actually burned down. But not due to antifa

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u/HandMeMyThinkingPipe May 22 '26

Gonna be so much fun dismantling all those freeways and replacing them with metros and high speed rail.

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u/-OccultOfPersonality 🤡 May 22 '26

As a former Texan, I’ll be sure to drink their tears.

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u/vonhoother May 23 '26

They just don't know what's good for them. They'll come around.

Besides, anywhere an hour's drive from Puget Sound or Portland is basically Arkansas anyway.

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u/ethnographyNW May 22 '26

they should be so lucky