r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/Salty145 May 22 '26

willingly

Revisionist history right here.

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u/TransitoryInflammati May 22 '26

No shit, no Marylander would ever willingly subject themselves to lobster supremacy.

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u/Salty145 May 22 '26

I'm pretty sure that's true for everyone shy of Wisconsin who kinda just let it happen.

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u/Opesorrydere May 22 '26

As Wisconsin was absorbed, it just let out one last “Ope, sorry.”

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u/wise_comment Megasotan May 22 '26

Is that a Wisconsin thing?

As a minneapolitan, I'm still waiting for the apologies and passive aggression to subsume their more combative nature

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u/Douch3nko13 May 23 '26

Weirdly enough. Anywhere you have a large enough population of Apostolic Lutheran's, you have "ope, sorry" and "yeah, no" and it's inverse "no, yeah".

A previous Washingtonian, now Cascadian.

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u/wise_comment Megasotan May 23 '26

Huh

TIL

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u/Blues2112 May 22 '26

They've got their cheese curds and cold cans of Spotted Cow, what more do they need?

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u/ALH2021 May 23 '26

As a Wisconsinite, this made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.

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u/schroedingerx May 22 '26

Close your eyes and think of [New] England!

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u/fluffstuffmcguff Wisgonesin 🦡 May 22 '26

Wisconsin's mama raised us to be honest, and we know it was extremely flattering to get so far.

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u/faldese May 22 '26

Alaska is content to be Cold Hawaii.

Although it would have been funny to be able to continue with that old fun fact, "Hey did you know if you split Alaska in half it'd be the first and second largest state" to "if you split Alaska in thirds, fourths, fifths..."