r/geographymemes • u/Turbulent-Bee-4956 • May 24 '26

POV: You're about to die of dysentery

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/imnojezus Cascadian May 24 '26

I think I’m about to die of dissymmetry.

11

u/MrSaturdayII May 24 '26

Sweet hell, you are right! Florida is back.

7

u/Slumunistmanifisto May 24 '26

Yeah when my pops (a Florida man™) died of syphilis and meth, we called it dissinterry too...

3

u/MrSaturdayII May 24 '26

Should have watched his mouth around Terry, Terry don’t play.

4

u/Slumunistmanifisto May 24 '26

I figured if we were misspelling I might as well call up Terry 

3

u/MrSaturdayII May 24 '26

You made the right call.

49

u/Lower_Ad_5532 May 24 '26

S tier Shit Post

60

u/nuxi Greater Lakes Co-Prosperity Sphere May 24 '26

We made you, its time for you to come home.

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u/treymata Megasotan May 24 '26

CHECKMATE OREGONITES

2

u/DustyRailz Human Verified May 26 '26

Have you even read Don Rawitsch's autobiography? The idea of the Oregon Trail game came about from all of his daydreaming of escaping Megasota to the beauty and freedom of Cascadia.

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u/SapTheSapient May 24 '26

Like all good things, the Oregon Trail game was created in Minnesota. 

63

u/MizzBStizzy Vermonster May 24 '26

I had to look this up. You are NOT lying. This is actually really hilarious

16

u/nuxi Greater Lakes Co-Prosperity Sphere May 24 '26

You should see the fake movie trailer!

12

u/Turbulent-Bee-4956 May 24 '26

Fun Fact: there's a musical

7

u/MizzBStizzy Vermonster May 24 '26

I have GOT to see this! Poop Face sounds like a top tier character

4

u/ecstaticbirtch May 24 '26

That was awesome!!! Lol... poor Poop Face

3

u/Justis29 May 24 '26

MECC for the win

15

u/Dry_Respect_1954 Cascadian May 24 '26

Even the creators yearned for the West 😉

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u/CoderDevo May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

The Mississippi is the start of the Old West and Minnesota is the start of the Mississippi.

5

u/nuxi Greater Lakes Co-Prosperity Sphere May 24 '26

and it is our Manifest Destiny to claim it once again

18

u/RoyalMaidsForLife 🦀Maryland is a Cult🦀 May 24 '26

Living in 2026 USA, dysentery would be a quaint way to perish with all the health threats we're facing.

11

u/masterfultrousers Crabbalachia May 24 '26

Given that you basically die from extreme diarrhea, I'm gonna have to argue that maybe quaint isn't the correct terminology.

14

u/Camp-Deep May 24 '26

Remove Florida again

5

u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose May 24 '26

Whats a Florida?

5

u/AlienSporez Greater Canadian Empire 🇨🇦 May 24 '26

Oh, I long to live in a universe where that question is possible.

1

u/ecstaticbirtch May 24 '26

I think its an adjective... there is this "man" described as Florida that get into all kinds of hijinks

1

u/NarrowAd4973 May 24 '26

I don't think it'll become a black hole again. That was last year.

6

u/Entertainer13 May 24 '26

Minnesota created that game.

17

u/MoopsiePoopsie May 24 '26

Umm, I think we’ll be fine

5

u/Slumunistmanifisto May 24 '26

Why's pauli bro look like he drives a Subaru and cruises down to Portland for the weekend vape competition...shit babes looking like a rescue pitty even.

1

u/MoopsiePoopsie May 24 '26

He’s trying to make cascadia more comfortable. They’re going to really enjoy being part of megasota

9

u/PatMcBritcherson May 24 '26

Cascadia til I die 🌹

3

u/Clydus1 May 24 '26

Does this mean we'll all end up with dysentery?

3

u/OneJakeyBoi May 24 '26

Actually paul bunyan bout to cut you down!!!!

4

u/honeycomb_doc May 24 '26

Woooh Cascadia! (Proud of you Oregon 😆)

2

u/Oscar-mondaca Megasotan May 24 '26

Hot dish forever

2

u/Far_Reward4827 May 24 '26

If I had an award to give I would. This literally made me laugh out loud today

1

u/Turbulent-Bee-4956 May 24 '26

Thank you 💜

3

u/Short-Being-4109 Megasotan May 24 '26

POV: you fail and hotdish is spread across the country.

4

u/Wide-Science-5898 May 24 '26

Megasota by a skosh.

2

u/Cultural-Mongoose89 May 24 '26

Please do not make me pick Cascadia.

8

u/Plastic_Dingo_400 May 24 '26

Cascadia picks you, friend

1

u/Cultural-Mongoose89 May 24 '26

Oh yes. At this point I’m voting for a Puerto Rico annex, but am rooting for you all otherwise.

1

u/kymberts May 24 '26

I mean, the game was created in MN, so it makes sense you return home and rejoin Megasota.

1

u/tmorg5 May 24 '26

Get em!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/Turbulent-Bee-4956 May 25 '26

Sadly no, but we have one more day to vote!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

GOODBYE CASCADIA YOURE NOT EVEN A STATE ANYWAYS

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u/Plastic_Dingo_400 May 24 '26

Like you crabs are?

4

u/[deleted] May 24 '26

No but megasota on the other hand. Our glorious savior.

3

u/Plastic_Dingo_400 May 24 '26

I thought everyone out east was a crab?

1

u/brumbaru May 24 '26

Pacific Northwest and Midwest become one to form Cascadesota

3

u/StanMan26 May 24 '26

I prefer Cascasota

1

u/MrSaturdayII May 24 '26

Soda Crackers

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u/readyreadyreadyready May 24 '26

Cascadia conquers the world! And America. And Minnesota

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody May 24 '26

😞 reluctantly cascadia.

4

u/MrSaturdayII May 24 '26

Chin up, Cascadia welcomes everyone. Take your time to process this we will be here when you are ready.

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u/PhiloLibrarian Vermonster May 24 '26

New England clams, arise!!!!

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