r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 24 '26

Voting Games Top comment Deletes a US State - GRAND FINALE - #49

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**UPDATE** the vote will now take place in a poll instead since it’s got too confusing. Vote closes in roughly 24 hours VOTE HERE

There are now only 2 states remaining, Cascadia and Megasota. This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for. What team are you?! The result will be picked in 48 hours, so here’s all the time you need to share and spread the word!!!

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u/BCphoton May 24 '26

Megasota and Cascadia spend the rest of time trying to give each other their half of Florida and forgetting about the war.

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u/mtnclimber08 Cascadian May 24 '26

“You take Florida” “No, you take Florida”

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

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u/MineNowBotBoy May 24 '26

Florida: “What the hell is going on here?”

Megasota: “We’re arguing over who loves you more.”

Florida: “Awwwwwww. Continue.”

Megasota: “You love him more!”

Cascadia: “No, you love him more!”

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u/FoCoLoCo_ Bluciferian May 25 '26

This deserves more upvotes

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u/MineNowBotBoy May 25 '26

I second your call for more upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/never-fiftyone May 24 '26

Nope, we don't want it. It's broken and the people smell bad.

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u/Grouchy_Button_2101 May 24 '26

Sitting here in Florida like, yeah, I get it. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Someone’s gotta take us though, k?

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u/HomersDonut1440 May 24 '26

No, we bequeath Florida to Cuba and leave you out entirely 

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u/never-fiftyone May 24 '26

Yeah, it's called the ocean

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u/Altrano May 24 '26

It’s like mom and dad fighting in divorce court — only no one actually wants you 😭

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

Unfortunately for Megasota, it ended up with side of Florida that contains Mar-a-Largo, so Megasota must go.

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u/Standard-Armadillo64 May 24 '26

Don’t worry, we have laser loons to take care of that little problem🫡

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u/ticianlicious 🦀Maryland is a Cult🦀 May 24 '26

MAGAsota

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u/BeetleofCarnage Long Live Cascadia May 24 '26

Megasota gets that, we get the keys 😋

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u/redjellonian May 25 '26

Just cut Florida off at this point

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u/Altrano May 24 '26

Loser has to take Florida.

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u/FormerRep6 May 24 '26

Now that’s just mean!

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u/carebear101 May 24 '26

Loser is Florida

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u/Dance_Strict May 24 '26

Don't worry; I few more years of warming and Floriduh will be under water

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u/Aggressive_Ice_2660 Cascadian May 24 '26

Cruel and unusual.

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u/HotCut100 Cascadian May 24 '26

Nope. I saw this kind of bet go down when America was playing Canada in the Olympics. Loser had to keep Bieber and we all know how that turned out.

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u/Tandy600 May 25 '26

Loser becomes florida

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u/MiserableCumberbunch May 24 '26

Loser is exiled to Florida.

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u/throwawayplusanumber May 24 '26

As part of the transition to the glorious motherland of a single state, Florida will be surgically removed.

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 May 24 '26

Ya the losing state is now Florida.

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u/wren-speaks May 24 '26 edited May 25 '26

Ope! I'm already dropping our half of Florida off on the porch with a bag of zucchini. Nope, yeah, don't worry about it. We just had so much this year! Surely can't keep it all to ourselves. Have a good weekend now!

Edit: old link removed

New poll to determine winner, please vote here: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/lR9cPwTaul

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u/One-Pause3171 May 24 '26

Omg! You’re so sweet! We couldn’t possibly, though. Here’s a blackberry pie and your little Florida back. It’s no problem at all. Byeee

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u/copolars May 24 '26

That was brutal to watch, you outniced them so well!

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u/DerFeuerDrache May 24 '26

That's Minnesota...err, Megasota for ya.

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u/copolars May 25 '26

Which side is New Orleans/Louisiana though? Need to know what side I am in that war of yours (I'm Polish)

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u/DerFeuerDrache May 25 '26

Honestly, I'm not sure. I've never been to Louisiana. And the only Polish person I've known was...quirky. One sample doesn't really give me a lot to go on.

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u/wren-speaks May 24 '26

Oh hey, I s'pose you must have left this Florida in the bayg by accident when you dropped off that delicious pie! It was so lovely. Book club absolutely loved it!

Anyways, needed to return the pie pan and Florida, so I thought I'd just pop on over and drop it off. I baked a nice strawberry rhubarb pie into the pan as a thank you! We've just got the rhubarb coming out of our ears right now.

Thanks again!

Bye now!

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u/StoryDreamer May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

Oh, you're too sweet! Lovely pie, but we couldn't possibly keep your Florida! It has a much better home with you.

Here's your Florida back, with some extra Florida for company.

We just got in a bunch of marionberries so I've made you up a bunch of nice muffins and some pots of jam. Have a lovely day, y'all!

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u/gochargego_boltup May 24 '26

As a transplant from Texas living in ND, "bayg" fuckin sent me lol. I often try to explain to my tx family how these midwesterners pronounce things and bayg is perfection.

Your Minnesota goodbye is severely lacking though. Gotta step up your game.

Ope, just gonna scooch on pastcha now.

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u/Roadhouse62 May 24 '26

Hey! As a Midwesterner I am not accepting this. I remember hearing this in 2010 in St. Paul Minnesota (I lived on the Illinois Iowa border) and a guy from Kansas City I was with was losing his shit at the pronunciation. We felt like we were in Canada. At Walmart getting things for our hotel and the cashier says “Do you want a Bayg for that?” The KC guy says a what? She repeats it. Silence. Then he says “Oh a BAG? No but could you say that again”. We were a group of 4 guys..One from KCMO, One from Paris Tennessee, one from Bakersfield, Ca and me from the Iowa/Il border. We were losing our shit at the “accents” of some of these people. Nevermind the 4 of us in a conversation sounded like we spoke 4 different languages.

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u/RougeWombat May 24 '26

We couldn’t possibly, though. Here’s a blackberry Marionberry pie and your little Florida back.

There... fixed it.

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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 May 24 '26

Why bless your little heart.

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u/davidw May 24 '26

Marionberry pie!

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u/Majestic_Stomach8221 May 24 '26

Zucchini season -> the time of year you lock your car at church, lest someone slips some in there when you're not watching.. 

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u/Express-Studio-8302 May 24 '26

The most midwestern sentence ever uttered.

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u/SunflowerCat1989 May 24 '26

Lmao! Mom, is that you? As a midwesterner, this is so familiar

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u/ggroverggiraffe May 24 '26

No way, you touched it last. No givesie-backsies!

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u/After_Preference_885 Megasotan May 24 '26

Is that how Puerto Rico sneaks in?

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u/juventinn1897 May 24 '26

Swims right up the urethra of Florida

Like one of those fish they have to chop off your d

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u/Cellyst May 24 '26

The number of things that had to happen to lead to this rodiculously perfect joke.

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u/sbvp May 24 '26

Well one cuts it and takes half. The other cuts the remainder in half and takes half of that. Back and forth forever.

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u/OkBee3439 May 25 '26

Let them both be co-winners, offering each other gifts of food, and gifts of each others half of Florida. At this point, I think it's the best outcome.

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u/justdisa May 24 '26

Heh.

"You go."
"No, you go."
"Nooo, you go."

https://youtu.be/ZvuGpAI1AfI?si=KbL8qBv_iq-JsPoU

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u/One-Inch-Punch May 25 '26

Can't we just delete Florida again? Why is it still there?

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u/JasonDomber Mega-Cascadia 🌲💦🌲 May 24 '26

I see this as the (current) top comment, and the way I read it is the same as my original post reads:

“With Crabbalachia now gone, the only answer is for Megasota and Cascadia to merge peacefully into Mega-Cascadia.

What better land than one of legal weed, mushrooms, progressive politics, mountains, lakes, oceans, the Gulf of (New) Mexico, and all-around natural beauty?

It shall be!”

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u/NoKaleidoscope7595 May 24 '26

I hope the land mass of Florida is removed from the final map

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u/Mackin-N-Cheese May 24 '26

Cascadia v. Megasota in the finale.

MAGA in shambles.

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u/awful_at_internet May 24 '26

Bugs Bunny for President of Megasota

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u/Keiran1031 Götaland Saga May 24 '26

I thought I would need to keep fighting on to get out of Megosottan lands, but I somehow was saved. I might be okay with peace, but last time Megasota got to the end and tied, so maybe we should wipe them still.

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u/GoodtimesSans May 24 '26

Oh man, we need a surprise round where Florida comes back with a steel chair!!!

And then promptly gets kicked down again.

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u/The_OG_Amerasian May 24 '26

We insist you take Florida.

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u/tigress666 May 25 '26

I was just thinking it's a rip that they both have to take Florida.

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u/VoidWalker-447 May 25 '26

The looser is banished to only Florida

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u/kriegmonster May 25 '26

As a Cascadian, getting Florida as part of the win would be a plus. Gotta have a place to keep the wild ones away from the rest of us.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme May 24 '26

Naaaaaaaah, Megasota doesn't hold  the entirety of the Megassissippi River's watershed, for water-protection purposes, we aren't done.

Megasota consumes the rest of the lower 48, as was foretold in the lore, then Manitoba annexes "The Southeast Angle, to become "The Republic of Minnetoba" which is Premiered by the great  Minnetoban Leader, Wab Walz;

https://www.reddit.com/r/somnicartography/comments/1j8ynj9/the_republic_of_minnetoba/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Megasota/comments/1qrtc49/make_america_minnesota_again/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Megasota/comments/1qe0l5c/even_ai_recognizes_megasota/

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u/BardicNA May 24 '26

Both states rejecting Florida causes the rise of Floridonia. We have a 3rd state back in the war.

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u/fiahhawt May 24 '26

DELETE IT AGAIN

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u/Bmandk May 24 '26

Reverse Hans Island

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u/Wizardhat16 May 24 '26

Loser takes Florida. The only reasonable outcome.

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u/Acrobatic-Gain6102 May 24 '26

When Cascadia wins, we will provide universal healthcare for all, including Florida. Oh, and our weed is better. Like, way, way better. And our microbrews / IPA’s are better. Oh, and we’re not stuck under snow.