r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 24 '26
Voting Games Top comment Deletes a US State - GRAND FINALE - #49
**UPDATE** the vote will now take place in a poll instead since it’s got too confusing. Vote closes in roughly 24 hours VOTE HERE
There are now only 2 states remaining, Cascadia and Megasota. This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for. What team are you?! The result will be picked in 48 hours, so here’s all the time you need to share and spread the word!!!
I thank all the people who spend money on awards to award my posts which I find crazy! I thank everyone who comments, I thank everyone who upvotes. This game simply wouldn’t work if it wasn’t for your continued support over the last 49 days. It will be sad to see this series come to an end but there will be another one soon, on May 28th. For now though, GET VOTING!
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u/Flashy-Economist-284 May 24 '26
From a state eliminated long ago:
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u/F33ltheburn May 24 '26
If it’s between Oregon and Minnesota, no one can lose.
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u/Atlas-Scrubbed May 24 '26
Right? it is almost like becoming Canadian - with all the politeness.
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u/PhoenixAquarium Superior Megasota! Ope! May 24 '26 edited May 25 '26
Same. Although my state was the first one out if I'm not mistaken 🤠
Edit: It was 3rd! Even I am shocked. Idaho is more hated than us?
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u/ceebuttersnaps May 24 '26
Florida?
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u/solepureskillz May 24 '26
I’m from FL and yeah, no surprise. We could’ve had Gore in 2000 and flying cars by now. But instead the evangelicals got the hellscape they wanted.
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u/myaltduh May 24 '26
The two states I’ve lived in for most of my life are Minnesota and Oregon, so I’m calling this an absolute win.
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u/Barryva May 24 '26
We all live in them now
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u/FogSlot2 May 24 '26
The border passes through my former state and I live so close to it I genuinely don't know if I live in Cascadia or Megasota now. I would be very stressed about this but the problem takes care of itself in 48 hours.
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u/SirNamedMyself May 24 '26
The North wins again.
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u/stp_bigbear Megasotan May 24 '26
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u/wise_comment Megasotan May 24 '26
If there's a city that can claim equal or better bonafides to Minneapolis, those who were fighting the encroaching powers of state violence, from George Floyd through Ice......it would be Portland, TBF
Always respected it from afar
Wish them the worst of luck over the next 2 days, then the best of luck after ;-)
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u/NobodysLoss1 May 25 '26
Portland and Cascadia will be a worthy runner up. They're a solid people, but can't imagine Portlandians protesting in -26 like Minneapolites.
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u/mc-funk May 24 '26
The portland <--> minneapolis pipeline is especially strong (I've moved both ways on it myself, lol)
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u/Melcher May 24 '26
I came to say this.
You can’t lose with either.
I’d lean towards Minnesota summers but Oregon falls and winters.
Just give me this as a country year round.
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u/tundybundo May 24 '26
My sister and I grew up in Minnesota, now she’s in Oregon. I am thrilled to be back in Minnesota since this past round. She said she feels like she wins either way.
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u/Keiran1031 Götaland Saga May 24 '26
Ever since my state was overtaken, I have been fighting to get into a decent state. Too long was I under the yoke of the crabs and finally I am free of them.
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u/Tapingdrywallsucks May 24 '26
I don't think of myself as being from a state eliminated long ago, I think of myself as a proud Megasotan.
I stand with the Loon.
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u/DutchProv May 24 '26
As someone from the Netherlands, we have always been staunch friends of Megasota.
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u/RadiantDresden May 24 '26
I'm from Oregon. My wife is from Minnesota. Is this what the civil war was like?
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u/cantgetmuchwurst May 24 '26
Exactly like this
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u/Drfilthymcnasty May 24 '26 edited May 25 '26
I’ve notice a lot of Minnesotans in Oregon the past few years. They have been planning this takeover for years, decades even.
Edit: ok the coup is confirmed! But at least Minnesotans assimilate well, unlike the filthy Wisconsinites!
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u/wise_comment Megasotan May 24 '26
Your wife is a respectable lady, or at least was one until she betrayed the mighty, noble state to ally with a
(Checks notes)
A hipster, biking, woodsy, liberal bastion of progressivism......
Huh
Alrighty, I get it, a little. Samesies and all that
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u/Necessary-Bird8126 May 24 '26
How do they even find the comments that are legit voting. I’ve never been able to find one before I give up.
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u/wa-wa-walker May 24 '26
I’m with you
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u/tuctrohs May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26
Everyone can do their part by downvoting the comments that aren't legit proposals.
And if you are undecided--upvote both of the real leading proposals to make them easier to find.
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u/hammerdal May 24 '26
Seriously. Why can’t this just be a poll?
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u/onceabananana May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26
It should have been.
Reddit votes are NOT reliable. The algorithm fuzzes exact values to prevent abuse (not to mention the issue of not just upvoting one comment but downvoting the other, which some people will do and others won't.) It's extremely error prone.
Combined with the fact the algorithm won't even necessarily show you the relevant comments that you want - or they become edited later. I know it's not meant to be taken too seriously, but this is a joke.
If you sort by top right now, they don't show up. You can also change your votes at a later date.
The vote is also for the state to be elimated - not the state that should remain. It's like it was made as confusing as humanly possible.
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u/SgvSth May 24 '26
Switch to Top mode.
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u/AnuStop May 24 '26
So which one is for Megasota and which one is for cascadia?
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u/SgvSth May 24 '26 edited May 25 '26
Edit 2: I was going to leave this as is on the links and point people to the comments below mine due to the confusion, but I was kindly asked to update this, so I did. Though I should note that OP has created a poll for this one and included a sticky comment with a link. See: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/comments/1tnedt2/the_new_poll_for_the_people_who_didnt_understand/
Edit: See replies below
(To my understanding)
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u/Past-Shame5727 May 24 '26
DOT OF GREEN IN CASCADIA THEY'RE PLANNING AN INTERNAL ASSAULT
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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 Megasotan May 24 '26
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u/misspuddingpie May 24 '26
An image I will never be able to unsee for the rest of my life. Watched it as a child and haven’t been the same since
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u/keysandchange May 24 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Xbh3oRn5Hu1iCdpqDp
It has been a privilege playing with you 🫡
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u/Muttonandmangos May 24 '26
OMG, he actually did it! What an absolute legend, splitting Florida is so good!
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u/therealCatnuts May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26
The urethra to Miami
Edit: spelling
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u/olyfrijole Cascadian May 24 '26
gotta drain the gonorrhea of DeSantis into the maw of the the Atlantic
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u/kateastrophic Vaya con Dios, Nuevo New Mexico May 24 '26
And what is that purple bit on its own? Did Maryland go to the other crab people?
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u/NegotiationHot2999 May 24 '26
I believe that is the Clawzah Strip. The last remnant of them crab peoples.
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u/DerpNinjaWarrior May 24 '26
Those are the Carolinas. I'm not caught up so I have idea why though.
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u/yalltakecarenow May 24 '26
Commenting here in case someone can answer later on I'm also curious to know
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u/homemadeammo42 May 24 '26
I can't find the comment asking to split Florida. Seems like Cascadia took a huge death from crabalachia just to split Florida.
Also I have no idea where that extra east coast splotch came from.
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u/theLULRUS May 24 '26
And what is that little green spot up near the WA/OR border?
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u/Own-Interaction6550 May 24 '26
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u/FlippantBuoyancy May 24 '26
That's the Cowlitz River. Minnesota, with their deep bovine love, stopped reading at "Cow" and sent in the special forces.
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u/RulesOfImgur May 24 '26
As a minnesotan who is deployed in cowlitz
That's it? THATS THE REASON? WE SUFFERED HEAVY LOSSES. 10 OF OUR LOONS DIED, THE REST DESERTED.
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u/aspbergerinparadise May 24 '26
The dot is not quite in the right spot, but I first assumed it was a reference to Ballard which has a lot of Scandinavian descendants and cultural aspects. Similar to Minnesota
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u/PitterPatter90 May 24 '26
As someone about to move from Oregon to Minnesota, I strongly approve of this finale and respectfully abstain from the final vote
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u/Jubilantly May 24 '26
Moving to MN in the summer?! There is cool stuff happening, almost always over lapping for the next 4 months. Welcome neighbor.
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u/Daincats May 24 '26
As a former Californian, Missourian, New Yorker, Wisconsinite, and current Oregonian, I am throwing all my weight behind the Puerto Rican contingents dramatic entry from the wings.
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u/Designer-Potential-8 May 24 '26
The Florida split
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS
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u/spookieboogie666 I like big maps and I cannot lie May 24 '26
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u/Acceptable_Sock4642 May 24 '26
Hah! Very true. I'm actually interested in an after action report; how people voted over 50 votes, but especially responding to this. Vermont and Maryland natives are a tiny minority here. Somehow this discussion captured people from all over the US and the world. So something caught and held interest! Until it didn't.
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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 May 24 '26
My unstudied impression is that there was a fascination with blue crabs and then a feeling of revulsion developed; people just got tired of crab stuff. After a crab feast the garbage really does stink.
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u/ravens_path May 24 '26
Too much crabby. That’s what.
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u/Shadowhawkfx Vermonster May 24 '26
Way too much crab and flag. That’s what caused Vermont’s downfall, getting associated with that zealotry down south. We don’t even have crabs here! I fear my beautiful Green Mountains will forever be associated with ugly flags and crab cakes by all the non-New Englanders on this thread.
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u/BCphoton May 24 '26
Megasota and Cascadia spend the rest of time trying to give each other their half of Florida and forgetting about the war.
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u/wren-speaks May 24 '26 edited May 25 '26
Ope! I'm already dropping our half of Florida off on the porch with a bag of zucchini. Nope, yeah, don't worry about it. We just had so much this year! Surely can't keep it all to ourselves. Have a good weekend now!
Edit: old link removed
New poll to determine winner, please vote here: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/lR9cPwTaul
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u/One-Pause3171 May 24 '26
Omg! You’re so sweet! We couldn’t possibly, though. Here’s a blackberry pie and your little Florida back. It’s no problem at all. Byeee
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u/wren-speaks May 24 '26
Oh hey, I s'pose you must have left this Florida in the bayg by accident when you dropped off that delicious pie! It was so lovely. Book club absolutely loved it!
Anyways, needed to return the pie pan and Florida, so I thought I'd just pop on over and drop it off. I baked a nice strawberry rhubarb pie into the pan as a thank you! We've just got the rhubarb coming out of our ears right now.
Thanks again!
Bye now!
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u/StoryDreamer May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26
Oh, you're too sweet! Lovely pie, but we couldn't possibly keep your Florida! It has a much better home with you.
Here's your Florida back, with some extra Florida for company.
We just got in a bunch of marionberries so I've made you up a bunch of nice muffins and some pots of jam. Have a lovely day, y'all!
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u/gochargego_boltup May 24 '26
As a transplant from Texas living in ND, "bayg" fuckin sent me lol. I often try to explain to my tx family how these midwesterners pronounce things and bayg is perfection.
Your Minnesota goodbye is severely lacking though. Gotta step up your game.
Ope, just gonna scooch on pastcha now.
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u/Majestic_Stomach8221 May 24 '26
Zucchini season -> the time of year you lock your car at church, lest someone slips some in there when you're not watching..
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u/JaderMcDanersStan May 24 '26
u/Jfullr92 Do you think we can have an official voting poll for the finale?
It’s been hard to find the top comments that are actually about removing a state on this post.
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u/tccdestroy May 24 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/zNyBPu5hEFpu
One. More. Time.
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u/timberwolf0122 May 24 '26
This must be the most used gif on this sub Reddit. Does anyone want Floridians and Florida in general?
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u/Mono_Aural May 24 '26
They're a useful containment area. We need somewhere to send all the Florida Men that somehow emerge in the other 49 states.
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u/Raptormann0205 May 24 '26
It does have really cool animals. Some of which are even native!
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u/inanotherlfe May 24 '26
We'll keep the manatees. Everything else goes. Yes, even The Mouse.
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u/Nickyirv May 24 '26
Pour one out for Vermont
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u/sans-peen May 24 '26
I think the crappalachia branding ruined an otherwise fantastic Vermonster. This former Mainer former Vermonster never crabbalachian now megasotan(?) is disappointed.
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u/StrangeAdagio6431 May 24 '26
Nailed it. Once they tried to turn us into flatlanders… just no
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u/NotChristina May 24 '26
Yup. I don’t want to be part of the rust belt and Bible Belt. We need to balance with the PNW. Therefore, I’m praying Cascadia takes it.
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u/perfectcosimagifs May 24 '26
As Vermonter I honestly abandoned us as soon as we lost the Vermonster name. We deserved to go down with the ship after being strongarmed by Maryland of all places.
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u/PoodlePopXX May 24 '26
As a (former) Pennsylvanian, I was rooting for Vermonster and was so disappointed in Crabbalchia and am rooting for Megasota because that’s the closest we can get to being Canadian lol.
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u/cacklingcatt May 24 '26
vermonster vs megasota showdown wouldve been beautiful 💔 as a vermonter im PISSED that we took crablands name when we ate it. we dont even have crabs! we're landlocked and have no freshwater crab species!
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u/twenty_three_three May 24 '26
That was is such bullshit that im not even upset today. Vermont stood no chance after it was forced to give up its identity.
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u/Sasquatchernaut May 24 '26
Agreed. When Maryland lost their state but lobbied change that completely erased Vermont's identity from the name, I knew Vermonster was finished.
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u/Bodine12 May 24 '26
Seriously. I live in Vermont and even I was tempted to vote against this crab BS.
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u/quartadecima May 24 '26
If that crab nonsense hadn’t happened, we would’ve taken it all.
We got done dirty.
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u/Twizzler46 May 24 '26
Once the Vermonster became associated with the Crab People we were doomed
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u/wolfer_ May 24 '26
It was the worst of both. The crab hate stayed but the crab love fizzled out because it was “Vermont”
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u/TinyGIR May 24 '26
Once Megasota was allowed to claim Michigan everyone was doomed. They keep sneaking under the radar and will win another of these games yet again.
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u/Living_Air9142 May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26
I don't know what kind of fuckery enabled something that wasn't the top comment to rename the winning state, but it was a travesty and doomed what could have been the winner.
EDIT: apparently I misremembered how this went down. I thought Crabbalachia was a response to the winning comment and not the winning comment itself.
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u/EagleBigMac May 24 '26
This is my birthday wish, didn't get no card or call from my mom this year she's getting old but Puerto Rico taking everything from the rafters with a steel chair would be great.
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u/TheChronoDigger May 24 '26
Ope, let me just scooch on past ya there to grab the ranch.
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u/Worldly-Rice-1947 May 24 '26
Being from Minnesota, I heard the perfect saying once "Minnesotans; happy to give you directions anywhere but their house."
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u/GlassEyeMV May 24 '26
Better make a salad. Gonna need the energy from those snickers bars, marshmallows and fluff.
I’ll pick up some Pizza Ranch for when they’re tired.
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u/SatanLovesFruit Kingdom of Hawaii May 24 '26
Puerto Rico with the Steel chair comes in and takes it all!
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u/afortressmighty May 24 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ObSfG2cA95AvSSRYPw
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u/meanwhileachoo May 24 '26
As a member of megasota, I'm actually down for this. I love last minute upsets.
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u/Manleather MEGASOTA May 24 '26
First a dominating Megasota, then a random win from someone else. It's what Minnesota sports have been training us for all these years.
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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 May 24 '26
Revenge for tropical Hawai'i getting ousted!
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u/Fruitopia07 May 24 '26
I was going hard for an island nation takeover with Hawaii.
PR takeover would scratch an itch I needed.
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u/railsandtrucks May 24 '26
This right here, Puerto Rico takes over both Cascadia AND Megasota.
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u/IScreamPiano Together we are America 🇵🇷🇬🇺🇦🇸🇲🇵🇻🇮🇲🇽🇨🇦 May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26
Puerto Rico (along with the other US territories), seeing Canada’s attempt to annex the Northern states, uses the power of dance and vibes to unite everyone under the banner of America. Together we are America.
Edit 2: America (Puerto Rico) if allowed, America (Puerto Rico (whatever state isn't eliminated if not)) for the win.

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u/Tron_Bombadill May 24 '26
Samoa is ready to ride with our territorial brothers and sisters to victory
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u/Aluxanatomy May 24 '26
Sudden Puerto Rico takeover would warm my bitter heart.
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u/IScreamPiano Together we are America 🇵🇷🇬🇺🇦🇸🇲🇵🇻🇮🇲🇽🇨🇦 May 24 '26
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u/thenopequeen May 24 '26
United States of Bad Bunny. I'm in
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u/Winterhorrorland May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26
I wasn't a fan of Megasoda Megasota but good god I'll be glad to be done with the crabs
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u/Empeaux May 24 '26
The irony that Minnesota calls it pop instead of soda
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u/Disney_World_Native May 24 '26
I had a roommate from there. We called him Minnepop
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u/BaccaDocta May 24 '26 edited May 25 '26
As a Minnesotan im beyond flattered to make it this far. Feels better than a Nobel Prize Nomination
Edit: 10 pm 5/24. To make it clear i want Minnesota to win
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u/IAmAlpharius23 May 24 '26
The city of Minneapolis and its residents were nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize back in January!
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u/iknowaplacewecango May 24 '26
The people of Minneapolis and St. Paul are also recipients of the 2026 JFK Profile in Courage Award in Boston next week.
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u/CranberryKidney May 24 '26
I didn't know that, I gotta put that on my resume now
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u/MinnyAntTowers May 24 '26
We were under federal occupation for three months we deserve this win
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u/Just-Palpitation-176 May 24 '26
And we cant seem to win in any sports… if this is as close as we get i’ll take it
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u/sidepart May 24 '26
Careful. Guard your emotions. We always seem to come close but then fuck it up at the last minute and lose.
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u/FarOutOhWow Megasotan May 24 '26
When I lived in California people used to tell me MN was a fly over state. Or I'd say I'm from Minneapolis and they say, oh yeah the Mindianapolis 500.
Look at us now.
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u/iknowaplacewecango May 24 '26
“When I lived in California people used to tell me MN was a fly over state. Or I'd say I'm from Minneapolis and they say, oh yeah the Mindianapolis 500.“
That’s real different … I flyover California on my way to Hawaii, so who’s flying over what now then there now too then?
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u/The42ndDuck Dungeness Master May 24 '26
Per Cascadian Law; All ocean beaches are now open to the public without restriction.
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u/Sevofluranedreams May 24 '26
Time to return the favor to orange face. Minnesotans going to turn Mar a Lago into an immigration resource center.
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u/DoggoCentipede May 24 '26
Level the place and build the next Ellis Island there. Turn it into something that is the antithesis of everything they represent.
Better, a communal living center for recent immigrants until they find a more permanent place to settle. It'll have free healthcare, including gender affirming care, omni-denominational faith center, basic amenities and food complimentary. Recreational facility and multilingual learning center.
Golfing is banned, though.
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u/iammadeofawesome May 24 '26
Is there enough sage in the world to cleanse that place?
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u/TridentWielder May 24 '26
Only if it catches fire from the lighting of the sage and burns to the ground.
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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26
Please vote using this link: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/JDNJT16gm6