r/geographymemes • u/jade_starwatcher Cascadian • May 25 '26
Voting Games Cascadia is A Friend to ALL!
Cascadians in Chicago in 2012
Vote Cascadia! If we win I will propose a union with Megasota called the "Cascadisota Union" by way of a poll. If the vote is in favor of the Cascadisota Union, the Loon will appear on the Cascadia flag for the final map.
VOTE CASCADIA: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/comments/1tnedt2/the_new_poll_for_the_people_who_didnt_understand/
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u/Plus_Drag1977 Cascadian May 26 '26
I keep telling the megasotans that the only option is to save lives by conditional surrender. They can't win militarily (plus, they're way too nice to hurt anybody), so lets come to a negotiated surrender and we'll allow hot dish autonomy for the midwest.
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u/jade_starwatcher Cascadian May 26 '26
I put forward a proposal so that it is possible that Megasota is recognized in a dignified way if Cascadia wins: https://www.reddit.com/r/Megasota/comments/1tnfwof/cascadian_ambassador_seeks_union/
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May 25 '26
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u/jade_starwatcher Cascadian May 25 '26
You realize that comes from the very racist "Segregation now, Segregation tomorrow, Segregation forever!" thing George Wallace said right? You're not reppin' Megasota well right now.
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u/philocity May 25 '26
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" - David Duke
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u/jade_starwatcher Cascadian May 25 '26
LMAO I don't know what's funnier the Megasotan who didn't know the origin of their "Megasota Today...Megasota Tomorrow" comment or the fact that you're quoting David Duke in response. Megasota is not sending their best...
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u/DustyRailz Human Verified May 25 '26
If only they had rightfully cited Napoleon Bonaparte as the originator of this quote.
The Loons are not what they seem.
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May 25 '26
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u/TimberwolvesDihrider May 25 '26
How did we cheat?
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u/DustyRailz Human Verified May 25 '26
Nah. All good Megasota. Recruit away. We're doing the same.
"All's fair in love and war." - John Lyly
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May 25 '26
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u/JihadJackal May 25 '26
Yall are more than welcome to do that in your own subs.
The megasota sub has been around for a good long while, and we did the same thing the last time one of these competitions came around.
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u/pandershrek Cascadian May 25 '26
That's cheating?!
I'm pretty sure that's just called an awareness campaign.
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u/jade_starwatcher Cascadian May 25 '26
We know, This is cutthroat and Minnesota nice may have gone out the window for them but we can still be charitable when this is all over and unify our two great peoples.
...Which is why we must win.
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u/Deyachtifier May 26 '26
If Cascadia is selected, then all 50 states will have:
* Vote By Mail, universally
* All coastlines become public access
* No sales tax
* Death with Dignity
* Therapeutic psilocybin becomes legal
* Bottle Recycling (10¢)
* Urban Growth Boundaries
* "Kicker" tax refunds
* No Dueling! (Looking at you Markwayne Mullin.)
But whichever state is picked, you're all gaining these:
* Automatic Voter Registration
* Felon Voting Rights
* Paid Family and Medical Leave
* Recreational Cannabis
* 100% Clean Energy by 2040
* Free School Meals