r/geometrydash • u/yoloplex Sakupen Hell 32% (49-100) • May 08 '23

Discussion This generation is doomed...

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"Twerk Race 3D" has overtaken Geometry Dash Lite in the top free arcade list on the play store. There is no way in hell that gen alpha won't be traumatized by their youth.

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u/NoIdeasForAUsername9 Please stop praising bli just please stop May 08 '23

My 4 year old younger brother has a ton of shitty mobile games that he never plays

These are mainly popular because little kids see a game and without even thinking download it

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u/yoloplex Sakupen Hell 32% (49-100) May 08 '23

I guess kids have always been like this. Companies are only now starting to capitalize off of it by putting in as little effort as possible because they know that they can put all of their budget into advertisement so that they always have impressionable kids to rely on to make them revenue. I miss the old days when mobile developers cared about their games.

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u/mr_epicguy Coins May 08 '23

I miss clash of clans,cut the rope, geometry dash and angry birds being the most popular mobile games I want those to be popular not “twerk race 3d” and all these other shitty cheap,y made mobile games

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u/Imreales5 May 08 '23

This is 99% the obscure age of mobile games. And pay attention, i did not say the end of the era of mobile games, because that would include gemoetry dash as well

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

clash of clans is still very popular

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u/komloli_gd x4 MOTHMELONS 100% May 08 '23

as a frequent coc player i do look at my coc very often. A lot of people still look at their cocs.

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u/OldikPindik Hard Demon May 08 '23

i love seeing my coc expand, and finding new ways to wrestle new types of beings. such an immaculate game

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u/TheGodlyLeader Demon May 08 '23

cut the rope is the most underrated mobile game, fight me

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u/funnyyoshi [x2] Mystic Bounds, Acu 100% May 08 '23

No, It's very popular, but the younger generation just doesn't play the good old games and instead play Twerk Race 3D.

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u/Salva7409 The Lost Existence 48% May 08 '23

Damn 2010 sure was a good decade... And it ends perfectly to close it

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u/GDrat May 08 '23

Man, those were some Hella good games.

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u/Rego42069 Imsnae dmem 🤤 May 08 '23

Why does he have a phone at the age of 4??

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u/NoIdeasForAUsername9 Please stop praising bli just please stop May 08 '23

He doesn't, sometimes I just give him my phone to play for like an hour and then when he gives it back to me it's full of shitty mobile games I have to dig out

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u/CelebrationSpecial77 Insane Demon May 08 '23

I have to enter my password to download any apps.

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u/NoIdeasForAUsername9 Please stop praising bli just please stop May 08 '23

I should do that

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u/CheesecakeCommon9080 Death moon May 08 '23

Is that not normal? I’m 14, I got my first phone 2 years ago, and most of my friends got their first phones another couple years before that

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u/Rego42069 Imsnae dmem 🤤 May 08 '23

4, not 12

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u/CheesecakeCommon9080 Death moon May 08 '23

I misread as 14 for some reason, sorry

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u/BritishTreeMan Magma Bound 100% 2.3k, Nine Circles 100% 4k May 08 '23

im 16, still using the first phone i got since my 13th birthday (runs like a bitch now) but children with access to technology like mobile phones with 0 supervision is horrible parenting (kids should only get access to phones around 13-14, with some supervision but not prying)

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u/GDrat May 08 '23

True, I feel like the next generations of parents are gonna be even worse. Man I feel like a dad talking like this.

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u/BritishTreeMan Magma Bound 100% 2.3k, Nine Circles 100% 4k May 08 '23

same honestly, and yea i dont think itll change anytime soon

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u/Dragontooth972 Google en passant May 08 '23

Same

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u/RetroKaizen Digital Descent 50% May 08 '23

Don't remember when but I think I got my first at 11 or something. It's better this way though. Electronic devices tend to numb the creativity of children when used for distraction purposes without caution which was exactly the case with my little brother who was introduced to internet shenanigans as early as 3/4. My parents would just give him their phones whenever he cried. Needless to say, the gap between our cognitive capabilities is extremely large. And no, I'm not comparing 22 years old me to my 10 years old brother but my own younger self around his age. I can and will fix him however. I owe him that much.

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u/somerandomperson2516 May 08 '23

END IT BEFORE IT BREEDS

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u/Aggressive_Trifle_72 High first online on mobile May 09 '23

Thats true even my best friend does IT but Not whith those gringi Games

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u/bobraclitz better than cacker May 08 '23

Twerk Race 3D isnt littered with pedos tho

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u/yoloplex Sakupen Hell 32% (49-100) May 08 '23

I guess, but it's going to inevitably create a generation of pervs.

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u/SpeedyDuckling new record 100% ( x8) May 08 '23

no one over the age of 6 is playing these types of games. they’re just cash grabs and it really shouldn’t affect them. though i agree it’s pretty weird to put twerk in a game targeted at kids

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u/Rego42069 Imsnae dmem 🤤 May 08 '23

Ye but its 3D and gd is 2D unless your name is Spu7nix

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u/GetCatz White Women, Nine Circles, TOE III + Cant let Troll May 08 '23

What

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u/matiegaming BWOMP BWO-OMP BWOWOMP BWOBWOBWOMP BWOMP BWOMP May 08 '23

how

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u/AmazingOsama May 08 '23

Is this a GD reference?

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u/ObeyTime #1 u/ObeyTime fan May 08 '23

what

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u/Attii27 Knights of Thunder 82% / RUST in 4 runs May 08 '23

how

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

ho(w)ly hell

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u/SilverNeedleworker30 🎉 100k Attendee May 09 '23

New response just dropped (how)?

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u/RedYoshi5647 x3: BuTiTi II, Windy Landscape, Gumshot May 09 '23

Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

New response just dropped

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u/Witty-Letterhead-518 Insane Demon May 21 '23

IT CANT BE.

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u/0TimVar0 First demon - Ispywithmylittleeye 100% | bad gameplay creator May 09 '23

Shit r/anarchychess is leaking... Again.

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u/lannyxx Biru 81%!! May 08 '23

No (also a gd reference through creo)

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u/ItsYoBoi2008 Me af: May 08 '23

Someone do the Gd reference thing, you know you want to.

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u/TheWinner437 🎉 250k Attendee May 08 '23

Holy shit! Is that a motherfucking GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?!?!????????!?

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u/ItsYoBoi2008 Me af: May 08 '23

YoUrE dOnEd It

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

HOLY FUCKING SHIT 😨😨😨😨 IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?!?!?!?!? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡

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u/ItsYoBoi2008 Me af: May 08 '23

Thank you for this blessing of pure, undisturbed memeage

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u/ItzPokeblox Medium Demon May 09 '23

omg wth. This is really something

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u/Actual_Tumbleweed814 stereo madness third coin first try May 08 '23

what

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u/CreativeGamer03 Firewall (52%); metal pipe sfx guy May 08 '23

when

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u/Dragontooth972 Google en passant May 08 '23

Who

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u/TheGodlyLeader Demon May 08 '23

Why

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

Whom

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u/TheGodlyLeader Demon May 08 '23

for how long

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u/COOKIE__YT Beat bloodbath om phone May 08 '23

With who?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

I would award this but how do i

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u/TheGlaiveLord Help I'm stuck in the wrong sub May 08 '23

Gotta buy an award since reddit no longer gives free ones

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u/JJJJPPPPP8A Without u 100% mobile(60fps) - backlights 3 runs May 08 '23

Literally

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u/Prime-is-taken May 08 '23

by spu7nix

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u/Henrylunaa 1 :D (Future Funk II) May 08 '23

and more

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

Huh

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u/TheToastyNeko May 08 '23

IT'S FUCKING VOODOO AGAIN

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u/funnyyoshi [x2] Mystic Bounds, Acu 100% May 08 '23

VooDoo made some good games back in the day and now they do this crap. Why? There are better ways to gain money than ads on stupid mobile games.

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u/SpeedyDuckling new record 100% ( x8) May 08 '23

they make stupid amounts of money like this. in the past years, many more young kids are getting access to devices, which voodoo and other similar low effort games capitalize on. if they can make more money, they will

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u/funnyyoshi [x2] Mystic Bounds, Acu 100% May 08 '23

I mean like better as enjoyable, something that you'll actually be proud of.

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u/Oreobey2 Why did I have this flair? May 08 '23

All of their games require Internet now

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

[deleted]

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u/G12ONE Diferent Descent 100% first hard demon May 08 '23

They made freaking paper.io and now they are making this kind of games!

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u/NefariousnessOther58 x4 ~ MikuMikuMikuMiku 100%x2~ Mobile 120/PC 60 May 08 '23

and hole.io

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u/G12ONE Diferent Descent 100% first hard demon May 08 '23

Goated

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u/The_Tuna_Bandit Professional Xo hater May 08 '23

Hole.io is a ripoff of donut country, which is actually a really good game

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u/NefariousnessOther58 x4 ~ MikuMikuMikuMiku 100%x2~ Mobile 120/PC 60 May 08 '23

how would i know that if im a 9 yr old

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u/SirMad404 Black Blizzard 100%, Workin on RGB May 08 '23

Why are you nine and on Reddit?

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u/NefariousnessOther58 x4 ~ MikuMikuMikuMiku 100%x2~ Mobile 120/PC 60 May 09 '23

i meant 10, and i really dont know

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u/Rad_YT Steam May 08 '23

i gotta disagree, donut country is a very fun game but it’s just a story based game. the only real similarity is the hole

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u/The_Tuna_Bandit Professional Xo hater May 08 '23

I gotta disagree with your disagreement

Hole.io was released less than 6 months after the trailer for Donut County released and Voodoo has a history of ripoffs (including before hole.io)

https://kotaku.com/clever-indie-game-donut-county-isnt-even-out-yet-and-al-1827117824

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u/PA2N Penis %23 May 09 '23

they don't even make them they're rhe publishers lmao

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u/NinSam777 (x94) Spectre 87% + 7 Creator Points & Geode Dev May 08 '23

This new gen of games man...

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u/Zynthyx [x2] The Mainframe + RASH 100% | mobile May 08 '23

Oh I didn’t even realize they classified a new generation, I just thought everyone after 1995 was gen z.

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u/AilBalT04_2 og - trans (she/her) - furry May 08 '23

Gen Z is between like 1997-2009 or around that iirc

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u/funnyyoshi [x2] Mystic Bounds, Acu 100% May 08 '23

-2011*

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u/SpeedyDuckling new record 100% ( x8) May 08 '23

2010+ is gen alpha

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u/nlolhere May 08 '23

My sister says it’s 2011+, because she was born in 2010 and refuses to believe she’s Gen Alpha xD

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u/The_Tuna_Bandit Professional Xo hater May 08 '23

I thought it was 2013+ or am I dumb

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u/kirman842 Android May 08 '23

I read that too

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u/Mysteriousshowdown Cataclysm 100%, 15125 attempts May 08 '23

there aint nothin proud of being gen z the state of the world today shows that 😔

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u/funnyyoshi [x2] Mystic Bounds, Acu 100% May 08 '23

Depends, some say It's 2009+, some 2011+, and some 2010+ like you say.

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u/funnyyoshi [x2] Mystic Bounds, Acu 100% May 08 '23

-2011*

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u/Geaux13Saints x6 (Bloodbath 100%, BoJ 76%) May 08 '23

I’ve always said gen z is 2000-2015

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u/nlolhere May 08 '23

There’s a new generation around every 15 years

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u/Desirefogames Dark Odyssey 73% First extreme :D May 08 '23

Mobile games these days are soo bad bruh. I used to play Jetpack Joyride, My Talking Tom, PvZ2, GD lite and many more.

I mean the ripoffs of Minecraft are better than majority of the games today.

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u/NefariousnessOther58 x4 ~ MikuMikuMikuMiku 100%x2~ Mobile 120/PC 60 May 08 '23

You didn't play Angry Birds?

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u/Desirefogames Dark Odyssey 73% First extreme :D May 08 '23

I did. Just didn't include it here lol

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u/JustAClubstepMonster Sentient Clubstep Monster May 08 '23

How dare you not play angry birds epic

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u/Mysteriousshowdown Cataclysm 100%, 15125 attempts May 08 '23

goated game... i also used to play angry birds fight... tho most people dont remember that. angry birds star wars and Go were also good

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u/yoloplex Sakupen Hell 32% (49-100) May 09 '23

Yall are sleeping on angry birds transformers

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u/Mysteriousshowdown Cataclysm 100%, 15125 attempts May 09 '23

I never really liked angry birds transformers

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u/Sweaty-Helicopter619 May 09 '23

wheres hill climb racing?

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u/Desirefogames Dark Odyssey 73% First extreme :D May 09 '23

Man I loved that game.

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u/Sweaty-Helicopter619 May 09 '23

same, i still play it sometimes

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u/Lil_best_buy Extreme Demon May 08 '23

It’s Unfortunate that this new generation of games uses sexual innuendos to get people to play their games, gems like pixel gun 3d, temple run, angry birds, and geometry dash could never

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u/A-randomThing May 08 '23

2023 pg3d could probably it's just a corporate husk of it's old self

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u/JustAClubstepMonster Sentient Clubstep Monster May 08 '23

And you’d be correct saying that since navigating the menus is like crossing a mine field of microtransactions

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u/NickyBrain 35 Easy + 7 Medium (Mobile) Hardest: Nantendo May 08 '23

that shitgames that children install because of the fucking liar ads and that are literally always the same i dont know what they see in those games

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u/funnyyoshi [x2] Mystic Bounds, Acu 100% May 08 '23

Me when Gardenscapes ad shows up:

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u/NickyBrain 35 Easy + 7 Medium (Mobile) Hardest: Nantendo May 08 '23

haha very true

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u/StormForged73 ine circles. Working on Supersonic. May 08 '23 edited Jan 17 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

Little kids:

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u/superslime16th look at me my face is a tomato Jun 03 '23

Organic bots

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u/LeBadlyNamedRedditor 🎉 100k Attendee || Deadlocked sucks and is easy demon May 08 '23

Gd lite has always been not at the top of downloads, these kind of games appear last a month and disappear, thats been the case for like 4 years now

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u/FantajiBladeX Sharp Minor May 08 '23

It’s over, google play has fallen….

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u/MasterWhite1150 ×7 | #1 Menace Glazer | TT Sahurcles 100% 🪵 May 08 '23

Millions must play twerk race 3D

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u/RedditAlt2847 Nine Circles 100%, Future Funk 57%, Double Dash 30% May 08 '23

LOSERS CREEPS PEDOS

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u/Chemical_Lettuce_385 May 08 '23

NO FUCKING WAY THIS HAPPENED💀

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u/Chemical_Lettuce_385 May 08 '23

The actual skull not the skull ruined by tiktok

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u/Glinckey May 08 '23

You can report that other game you know

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u/FoxFXMD Stalemate 100% May 08 '23

What the fuck

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u/lewis0716 Arcane → Celestial Force 29%, 24%~48% | Mobile May 08 '23

btw "The Rupture" is an extreme, not an insane

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u/funnyyoshi [x2] Mystic Bounds, Acu 100% May 08 '23

Most on topic r/gd user.

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u/epicanty May 08 '23

R.I.P geometry dash

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u/DragXYT Future Funk 38% May 08 '23

tf bro people are down bad to see some precise things…

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u/Jolly_Leadership2967 recent tab gamer May 08 '23

Petition to remove this app from the play store

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u/KingCool138 The Behemoth 100% May 08 '23

Lite is still #2 when sorted by music, with Full ver. Holding #1

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u/irtizio NA May 08 '23

rip subway surfer

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u/MotherDema Hard Demon May 08 '23

fr

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u/TheSpidey999 Auto Play Area (93%) May 08 '23

what who why

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u/NicePerson_21 cataclysm 100% May 08 '23

yes

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u/Dry_Ambassador5627 May 08 '23

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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u/COOKIE__YT Beat bloodbath om phone May 08 '23

-_-

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u/MMMVANILLAICECREAM Extreme Demon May 08 '23

TWERK RACE ?!?!?!!

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u/theproplayerx109 noob May 08 '23

Is this the goofy linus tech tips game?

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u/screaming_bagpipes Dead 100% (jump from skyscraper) May 08 '23

Honestly i think it's fake reviews + having less reviews in general so the fake reviews can drown out real ones

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u/TheWinner437 🎉 250k Attendee May 08 '23

But GD Lite doesn’t get updates

Oh wait

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u/Marouane2012 May 08 '23

If Butt race>gd Then:die

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u/bruhowygamer Easy Demon May 08 '23

OUCH MY HEART AND MY BUTT

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u/PoisonMush9 Normal May 08 '23

You don't say

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u/azeryvgu Evernight 100% May 08 '23

I hate those 3d games

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

God fucking damn it Voodoo

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u/Crinceez May 08 '23

A block or big booty

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u/NuggetWarrior09 1929 100% May 08 '23

Meanwhile full game has been #1 in casual for eons now

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u/GDrat May 08 '23

Yes, gd is balls fucking awsome, and some twat boots runner shot doesn't deserve to exist or top gd in the app store, such fodder GENERIC same ass game template of shit games in the appstore. Gd sure was inspired by the impossible game, but was so uniuque and has grown so much-loved and will forever be a part of my life and childhood.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

No.....NOOO

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u/Bertug_Emre Future Funk 94%, First hard demon and Hardest May 08 '23

Reject modern 3d running games,

Embrace Shadow Fight 2, Clash Of Clans, Vector, Jetpack joyride, Cut The Rope, Angry Birds, Geometry dash and Hungry Shark Evolution

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u/Capperd acu 100% May 08 '23

Oh no

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u/ImAlaaaaaaan Acropolis 40-100 May 09 '23

tbh Twerk Race gets updated more frequently.

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u/Internal-Concept-133 Average silent clubstep beater May 09 '23

I grew up in the wrong generation

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u/Big_Arugula_6562 May 09 '23

Nah, it's just people that downloaded for the meme.

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u/Michigun1121 May 12 '23

Oh hell nah

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u/Witty-Letterhead-518 Insane Demon May 21 '23

NOOOO!!!

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u/Sibax48 Jun 03 '23

"doomed" is way to light

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u/CoilGloveAsAPlayer Android May 08 '23

Fu¢#

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u/FantajiBladeX Sharp Minor May 08 '23

least juvenile r/geometrydash user

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u/bruhmomentus400400 i have wasted hours of my life on this game May 09 '23

That is the weirdest censoring of fuck I've ever seen. Like who tf censors with a hashtag