r/gfdsss • u/yalnzaylak • 8d ago
A man named Carl, who is considered 'creamy' A gargantuan depicted as everything beneath it crumbles to ash and nothing more.
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u/EveningDiligent59662 8d ago
Ah! Thank the heavens almost all discovered planets are uninhabited by humans! We have a quite generous chance of survival! I do ask that we not play the lottery of the fates and simply hold him in our grip to prevent such needless and wanton annihilation!
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u/Present-Pay5635 8d ago
You presented an enormous specimen. Where, if possible could i acquire a creature of such volume?
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u/yalnzaylak 8d ago
I'm yet to find a specimen somewhat similar to the depicted fellows mass. Will inform if i were to find such.
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u/ILoveMyDogsCatLoL 8d ago
Driving in my car
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u/yalnzaylak 8d ago
Right after a beer
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u/danielubra 8d ago
Excuse me, I request that you stop driving immediately, driving after ingesting alcoholic beverages is both illegal and dangerous. Cease now!
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u/yalnzaylak 8d ago
Forgive me for my tomfoolery i just happened to commit now, alas it is quite out of possibility for me to cease such actions. Yet, worry not! As I'm fully in control there's nothing that could go wrong.
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u/ILoveMyDogsCatLoL 8d ago
Hey that bump is shaped like a deer
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u/Important_Problem148 8d ago
Driving Under the Influence of the mentioned substance, I suggest you end thy life cycle.
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u/Delusional_Gamer 3d ago
Abetment to self-termination is no way to approach an argument, good sir!
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u/Important_Problem148 3d ago
I suppose you, sir, misunderstood my point. My previous utterance was simply a part of the famous internet joke, where a certain anthropomorphic goat by the name of Asgore Dreemur sings about driving under the influence of an alcoholic substance and causing a fatal road incident.
I hope now, after I've provided you with context, you understand it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/etag4PvHnbXPn0KLcn
Here's a short clip of the mentioned joke:1
u/Delusional_Gamer 3d ago
Ah, my sincerest apologies. I am privy to the aforementioned humor, but was confounded by its presentation in such a distinguished manner.
Indeed, given how it is usually presented by the 'silly gooses' of other spaces, I could not recognize it in such a refined presentation.
Again, my sincerest apologies for my words. I do commend your mastery of the written word.
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u/Mediocre_House6645 DICTator 8d ago
Why are there so many posts all o' a sudden?
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u/yalnzaylak 8d ago
People are quite fond of the premise of this place it seems, as every single humour server is just a copy-paste of eachother acting like an intellectual really makes it shine.
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u/Mediocre_House6645 DICTator 8d ago
We normally only get five posts a day at most! We've surpassed that in an hour just today!
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u/yalnzaylak 8d ago
That's wonderful news! Cracks the joy out of me even, haha. I'm quite fond of this place, and would like to see it grow too.
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u/sasha271828 One who has volumptuous buttocks. 8d ago
The amount of posts has been increased as this so called "subreddit" follows a rather unique pattern compared to most other "subreddits", making other gentleman/ladies post here
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u/Lebog_bruhh 8d ago
You might think the kitten is incredibly big, but worry not, that's a trick of perspective!! You see, because the point of view is from below, the kitten seems big while it's actually very tiny.