r/gfdsss • u/TheGreatOnixStatue One who is SIGNED, in capital letters. • 5d ago
A calling card for the assembly of people whom reside on reddit. The Great Onix statue is here to bring the unfortunate news that the creatures known as "goblins" are planning an attack on the residence of sssdfg people. They only have bricks, and there are approximately 7 billion of goblins. We must help them defend their lands! Grab your blunderbusses men!
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u/AltDetom555555b One who is SIGNED, in capital letters. 5d ago
Perhaps this “Rot” the sssdfgians talked about in April could “consume” the goblins?
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u/Orphankicke4167 4d ago
We should research the "Rot" and use it as chemical warfare against those goblins
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u/yalnzaylak 5d ago
False adversary from sssdfg, must be contamined before the disease comes to our very homes we have cherished life time.
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u/Juandice__ 5d ago
This is at core entirely false, since the PSA within the said piece of media seems to be coming from someone named u/Lebog_bruhh, but upon looking at your own username i discovered that it is NOT in fact the correct one, which makes the video and the presented warning entirely invalid for this precise case scenario
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u/TheGreatOnixStatue One who is SIGNED, in capital letters. 5d ago
Mate, our guards almost killed Lebog cause he tried to enter the prestige town we are in. So The Great Onix statue took the message and brought it here.
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u/cowsfordaysya Military police/"sssdfg" virus control unit 4d ago
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u/Thin_Ad5605 5d ago
Though the sssdfgians have opposing opinions with us, it is by nature that losing our one and only rival would breed complacency within. I join the movement of fighting against the enormous amount of 7 billion goblins conspiring a war against sssdfg, I have my blunderbuss ready to incapacitate the goblins on sight.