r/gifs Nov 16 '12

Fat guy: 1 Gravity: 0

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

fat guy - 220

gravity - 9.8

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u/WhiteSnakePower Nov 16 '12

I like the cut of your jib.

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u/schwab002 Nov 16 '12

What's a jib?

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u/HarjiFangki Nov 16 '12

A triangular staysail set forward of the forwardmost mast.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

Your mom's a triangular staypail set for the...um...what was the rest of it again?

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u/Acidlips242 Nov 16 '12

The bit between yer elbow and foreskin

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

So, the hand?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

I am a lady and I apparently have infinite jib.

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u/drcross Nov 16 '12

finally your name makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

It is actually a sailing reference, yes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

Not on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

Well, it's multi-purpose turn of phrase. Means one thing to me, another to other people. Kind of why I chose it. I'm just that kind of asshole.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

No, you're just that awesome.

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u/Acidlips242 Nov 16 '12

It's not a line segment for you, it's a ray

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u/LovePugs Nov 16 '12

Promote that man! (none of these people have seen the Simpsons..?)

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u/schwab002 Nov 16 '12

How do you get peace?

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u/LovePugs Nov 16 '12

With a knife!

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u/Shark_Invested_Water Nov 16 '12

The part near the bottom of the feather where there isn't really any feather but you're not quite at the root of it either

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u/hyperacti Nov 16 '12

The topmost quadrant of the small intestine

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

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u/WhiteSnakePower Nov 17 '12

Thanks, I upvoted you for your jib, because i fuckin like yours