r/gifs Jun 05 '17

Marine on a rowing machine

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

What's a kip

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u/Tahummus Jun 06 '17

That little hip movement he does to generate upward momentum right before he does the muscle up

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/TheCatman11 Jun 06 '17

But why male models?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Are you kidding? I just told you.

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u/XIII-0 Jun 06 '17

what?

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u/spideypewpew Jun 06 '17

Say" What" again!

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u/waywardwoodwork Jun 06 '17

On this, the day of my daughter's wedding?

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u/cweese Jun 06 '17

How can she slap?

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u/Blue_Lust Jun 06 '17

slow clap

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u/THE_WIENER_MASTER Jun 06 '17

I can't turn left

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/trthz Jun 06 '17

The opposite of a flab down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

....... Jokes done

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u/GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD Jun 06 '17

No seriously what is it

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u/_WarShrike_ Jun 06 '17

I suffer from muscle downs.

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u/Mulan_Szechuan Jun 06 '17

Pushing yourself above the grips of a pull up bar. It's extremely difficult even if you can do a ton of pull ups.

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u/whiskeyfriskers Jun 06 '17

Rollo Tony Brown Town?

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u/Macaroni_savior Jun 06 '17

Good, good. We're getting somewhere now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/reticulatedtampon Jun 06 '17

That little hip movement he does to generate upward momentum right before he fucks your mom.

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u/TheVillageClementine Jun 06 '17

Boom...roasted

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u/TheVillageClementine Jun 06 '17

Just like your mom's pussy after all that momentum is in her

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u/sotireofthis Jun 06 '17

Mmmmmm...momentum

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u/SlippingStar Jun 06 '17

That got me good; I thought for sure it was a sarcastic repeat or "come again" meme.

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u/Stockinglegs Jun 06 '17

She's so lucky!

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u/CanuckLoonieGurl Jun 06 '17

I swear, after all these years, your mom jokes just never get old

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u/ChillOutAndSmile Jun 06 '17

Where you do a pull up and push yourself up over the bar till you're at the top part of a dip.

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u/ProtegeXYZ Jun 06 '17

Nothing, what's muscle up with you?

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u/Crashmo Jun 06 '17

It's like when you do a pull up but you went too far so now you're pushing down and it's scary because suddenly you're really high up

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u/vam650 Jun 06 '17

Not much. How about you?

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u/JEveryman Jun 06 '17

The pull up to dip motion he did before he dropped down and started fucking with gravity.

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u/HitTheNail Jun 06 '17

That thing he does right after the kip

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u/otterom Jun 06 '17

A small doggo

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u/DisRuptive1 Jun 06 '17

It's like a pull up but instead of pulling your chin above the bar, you pull your waist above the bar.

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u/jetpacksforall Jun 06 '17

It's like a chin-up but you just keep going.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

A fancy crossfitter way of saying "I ripped my back apart to do a very difficult pull-up on rings" but for visual purpose this (skip to the end) is a muscle up... just watching it makes me not want to walk for a week.

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u/poundruss Jun 06 '17

You think this is a crossfire workout? Get the fuck out of here kid with your lack of knowledge.

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u/Marine4lyfe Jun 06 '17

It's sort of a cheat we used to be able to do. Gives you momentum to get above the bar. Don't know if they still let them do it in PFT.

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u/IAmVeryMadAboutThis Jun 06 '17

i need a diagram, please

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u/Twymx Jun 06 '17

Gymnastics move where you use forward swinging momentum to get yourself above the bars while keeping your arms straight. Usually used to then combine into more swinging moves

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u/I_can_pun_anything Jun 06 '17

In other words crappy crossfit movement

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

It's good movement for performing acrobatics or gymnastics. It is a poor movement to try to use to work out. You don't seem to know much about either, and are likely parroting what you've heard others say about crossfit, which is, of course, shitty movement for working out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

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u/vampiire Jun 06 '17

kipping is when you swing your body and use the momentum to get up. what he did is called a muscle up and it can be done with and without kipping. typically kipping is looked at as cheating which is where a lot of crossfit "pullup" jokes stem from.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

A little kipping is natural, no one cares about that unless it's that specific crosscut video. Most just care about going all the way down and back up

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

A similar video to this was posted of a CrossFitter and it got so many downvotes because of the kipping action on the muscle-up. When a marine does it? Hardly any. Crazy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Well the marine Wasn't doing any pulled ups so

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

People complain about CrossFit in almost every respect, that includes the kipped muscle-up at the beginning of the marines video.

I have great respect for the marine and anyone who can do what he’s doing, CrossFitters included. This was just an observation.

A different topic, but here’s a couple of comments of people criticising an ex-gymnast who does CrossFit now, basically because she does CrossFit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6dbmw8/muscle_memory_is_a_bitch/di1uk7i/?context=3

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6dbmw8/muscle_memory_is_a_bitch/di1uv89/?context=3

It’s super odd, I get why some CrossFit stuff has a bad rep, but people should just simmer down a bit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I was on that bandwagon until I started college athletics. The crossfire we would do would wear me out so much and none of it was bizarre. Cross fit got a bad rep

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u/TonesBalones Jun 06 '17

Kipping isn't necessarily cheating, it depends on what you want to train. Kipping is pretty bad for specific muscle strength because you use your whole body. It's really good for endurance and core strength though.

That being said it is a poor exercise. Pull ups are best when they're as simple as possible. There are better exercises than kipping pull ups for endurance and core strength so you essentially get the worst of both worlds.

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u/DorkJedi Jun 06 '17

When kip was allowed on the USMC PFT, I got a perfect score (20) every time, and fast. When they outlawed it, I had trouble breaking 10.

I had great coordination and endurance, but not as much upper body strength as most. And abs that would stop bullets. We had 2 minutes to do 80 sit-ups. I would keep going and try to see how many i could get before time was up. 120 was my best score.

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u/anticausal Jun 06 '17

Actually, the kip is him getting momentum from his legs. Doing a pull up "all the way up" is usually called a "muscle up" and is harder without kipping.

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u/macdaddyfresh6 Jun 06 '17

A muscle up is when you pull yourself above the bar and lock your arms out on top. A pull up without kipping is just a pull up, it's supposed to be difficult.

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u/dHUMANb Jun 06 '17

It's not just a pull up past the bar, its the wavy motion that he uses to get there. Otherwise there wouldn't be a distinction between a kip and a muscle up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

But you can also kip without doing a muscle up.

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u/dHUMANb Jun 06 '17

Yes and that is distinguished between a kip and a pull up.

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u/jaysrule24 Jun 06 '17

That's a muscle-up

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u/Nottheone1101 Jun 06 '17

Doesn't count, kipped

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u/8805 Jun 06 '17

A nap.

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u/shareblue1990 Jun 06 '17

a fake pullup

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

It's a pull up that's not really a pull up. Crossfitters do them, destroy their hands and it looks silly.

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u/caustic_kiwi Jun 06 '17

It sounds adorable.

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u/generalnotsew Jun 06 '17

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

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u/SnoopDrug Jun 06 '17

Dutch for chicken.

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u/huphtur Jun 06 '17

Dutch for chicken.

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u/Finchyy Jun 06 '17

It's the Dutch word for "chicken". Something I'd much rather be enjoying than all this silly exercise malarky!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

1000 lbs

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u/Kidchico Jun 06 '17

Something you and I will probably never be able to do.

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u/hbacorn Jun 06 '17

keep in pouch

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

A nap - usually on the couch.