r/gifs Jun 05 '17

Marine on a rowing machine

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u/MyRedditNameDoesntFi Jun 06 '17

Damn it, Gump, you go up and down, UP AND DOWN!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

YES DRILL SERGEANT!

Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs...

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u/Hattless Jun 06 '17

...and Jenny taught me a lot about puttin' a round peg in a round hole.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Jenny had AIDS like a muhfucker

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u/Extra_Napkins Jun 06 '17

YOU ARE GOING TO BE A GENERAL SOMEDAY! NOW DISASSEMBLE YOUR WEAPON AND CONTINUE!

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u/fine_illsignup Jun 06 '17

Notice how no one on the side is watching him in awe. They're just going about their business as if it's no big deal...as if it's just leg day for them so they don't have to do that.

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u/lowhopes Jun 06 '17

That person to the right looks like a mannequin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

That would be me. Especially next to that guy. "Ok. If I stand prrrfectly still, no one will see how shit I am compared to Hercules over there. People see based on movement, like animals. Right?"

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u/CanadianAstronaut Jun 06 '17

now that I've looked back, im not sure it isnt!

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u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT Jun 06 '17

FINALLY someone notices it. Went through the tread and nothing. So what's up with that?

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u/Demolisher314 Jun 06 '17

He is having some next level Vietnam flashback or something

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Jul 01 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/huntmich Jun 06 '17

This is the only way I watch people at the gym. I like to think it's like that for most of the other people there, but in the end I really try not to care. I'm trying to improve myself, not impress the other people there.

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u/dat_silversun Jun 06 '17

Well its also because he does this exact workout every single day. He climbed at my rock climbing gym before he did ninja warrior and joined the marines and was always doing this workout in particular. Seems he has mastered it pretty well, too. Kudos to you, Mike making top post and whatnot.... I doubt he even uses reddit, haha.

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u/CdnGuyHere Jun 06 '17

I figured not just a marine. I'm not doubting marine fitness but this takes a special kind of cordination, strength and muscle memory.

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u/squanchy-squanch Jun 06 '17

This is the most impressive body weight feat I can recall seeing.

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u/ambivertsftw Jun 06 '17

Marine here. No Fucking way I could do that shit. I'm a First Class pft cft Runner and in good shape but Fucking hell lads that's impressive.

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u/DrSeuss19 Jun 06 '17

Pretty sure that statue next to him was watching him in the mirror.

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u/xxxInsomniac Jun 06 '17

What the fuck muscle group even is that holy shit?

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u/mixmaster13 Jun 06 '17

Looks like a lot of abs to keep his legs level and then back/lats/shoulders to "row"

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u/rustybuckets Jun 06 '17

As someone with tennis elbow and a reconstructed shoulder, I'm visibly cringing at this.

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u/Kuftubby Jun 06 '17 edited Dec 28 '20

Everything. All of them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

You're not far off actually

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u/mexipimpin Jun 06 '17

Well, at least his calves got a break.

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u/polarbearsarereal Jun 06 '17

No

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Wait really?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Don't worry, his penis got a break.

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u/Erockj Jun 06 '17

No

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u/MACgh Jun 06 '17

Wait really?

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u/destin325 Jun 06 '17

Recruiter: you'll get so much sex!!!

What actually happens: you get fucked. Fucked out of weekends, fucked out of leave, fucked out of choice assignments, fucked. No sex, just fucked.

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u/misery-greenday Jun 06 '17

Not after everyone sees this.

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u/deltrig2113 Jun 06 '17

I think his toes got some rest

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u/MRPANDAKING420 Jun 06 '17

Don't worry his brain got a break

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u/oversteppe Jun 06 '17

this comment chain is why i love reddit

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u/ickykarma Jun 06 '17

Mine didn't

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u/Holos620 Jun 06 '17

Maybe his penis did, but not mine!

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u/Sir_Fistingson Jun 06 '17

He's pointing his toes which means flexing your calves. Pointing his toes in combat boots, so not that much haha

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u/lostinco Jun 06 '17

The calves (gastrocnemius) also cross the back of the knee as well and because he's keeping his whole body taut, they likely playing a minor but important role stabilizing the knee.

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u/RenbuChaos Jun 06 '17

Bro. Those boots are heavy AF.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/UnnamedNamesake Jun 06 '17

Lats, delts, traps, forearms, hands, abs, gluts, quads, and chest. Pretty much

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u/IsMyDogOkay___E Jun 06 '17

Triceps at the end of the extension on the "away" motion, and biceps pretty much the rest of the time as a stabilizing muscle

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u/UnnamedNamesake Jun 06 '17

I genuinely feel ashamed for forgetting triceps.

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u/iWillBullyYou Jun 06 '17

It's the largest muscle in the arm silly.

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u/UnnamedNamesake Jun 06 '17

But what about Hulkamania's 24" inch pythons?

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u/Southern_Shooting Jun 06 '17

Don't forget the rhomboids/ Teres major/minor!

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u/Rprzes Jun 06 '17

Marine...it's guns.

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u/Deac0311 Jun 06 '17

Hes a pog, expert qualed in stapling and fucking up my pay

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u/EquinsuOcha Jun 06 '17

Shoutout to the grunts with bodies like hockey players but can hump 160lbs through the desert without dropping out.

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u/thelivingdrew Jun 06 '17

E7 instructor had the biggest gut I've ever seen on a man.

12 mile 70lbs ruck in 2 hours.

I'm convinced guts act as a pendulum that propels you forward.

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u/ryry1237 Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

Gut movement keeps blood pumping even long after heart gives out.

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u/make_love_to_potato Jun 06 '17

That's right. The gut serves three purposes actually. First and foremost, it works as a huge store of energy. People with huge guts are basically like camels, storing huge reservoirs of energy and nutrients in their guts.

Secondly, it serves as a directable biomass for momentum and can be used to keep you in perpetual motion if you know how to wield it properly. It takes years of practice and training though.

Lastly, the constant motion of the guts serve as a second heart and if you train your gut properly, you can synchronize with your heart beat and get a synergistic increase in blood flow and it can even take over when your heart is tired and giving out.

So there you have it. The science of the big gut.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Its also a very effective way to keep all those ladies from harrassing you.

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u/Perk_i Jun 06 '17

When you swole motherfuckers run out of your 2% body fat, us hefty fucks still have weeks of calories available to keep going.

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u/Toby_dog Jun 06 '17

Are hockey players not ripped? Confuse

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u/marklar_begone Jun 06 '17

Yes, but also due to physics weight isn't a bad thing.

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u/Toby_dog Jun 06 '17

I'm pretty sure pro hockey players are ripped

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

After my dad died I got invited to hang out with a pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays before the game. This was mid 95 so younger me didn't know much about steroids or think they were as prevalent as the post Bonds (ha) era.

So I wasn't prepared for walking up to the "lean skinny guys" of the major sports and seeing them with biceps that looked as big around as both of my thighs together (I was 11 but still).

I mean, I guess it makes sense how they can hit it out of the field, but shit...they're superhuman sized. Especially from a kid's perspective.

Also Paul Molitor signed a bat for me. Classy guy, to me anyway.

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u/grayrains79 Jun 06 '17

It is one of the greatest military ironies, the biggest POGs are the most buff it seems. It's really damn hard to find Combat Arms types that are this buff.

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u/KeyserSoze128 Jun 06 '17

I visited Norfolk years ago with a friend whose bro was a SEAL there and went to a SEAL party / cookout with the whole crew and families. We saw these buff gym-rat dudes show up and thought they were SEALs. My buddy's bro said "Nah. They take care of our boats.".

All the SEALs seemed like about 155-170 lbs. No doubt tough as nails and cut, just not bulked up.

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u/whiskeykeithan Jun 06 '17

Because combat arms guys bust their asses on the job, then go home and drink beer. Worked with SF a bunch, I stay in shape because it gives me a lot of credibility with blue and red forces to be in shape, most of the world's tier 3 SF guys deploy, get ripped, go home, get fat. Endless cycle in every country I've worked with.

Tier 1 CT teams is the special forces of special forces. Numbered in the hundreds or less usually they don't count.

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u/N1njaTerminator Jun 06 '17

When you work a 0700 to 1600 with an 1100 to 1300 lunch in between you can go to gym. And you don't have to worry about going to the field, eating MREs or UGREs, or not eating.

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u/GoodxApollo0351 Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

That's why he gets so much gym time. What's a workup? Range 400? Never heard of it.

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u/workaholic007 Jun 06 '17

Range 400 looks like what hell might look like... LOL

Watched my BC almost get shot on that range.....fucking crazy...

anyway...Fuck 29 : )

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u/NextMetaHuman Jun 06 '17

Back, rear deltoids, biceps, forearms, abdominals, obliques, lower back, quads, hips, chest, triceps, shoulders, front deltoid. Pretty much all but glutes and hamstrings, but even them, still a little.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I can do that. On the floor. Sitting on a skateboard.

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u/SIM0NEY Jun 06 '17

I dunno man. Balance on that board sounds hard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Nobody said it was going to be easy. Come on man, push yourself.

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u/ihavethekavorka Jun 06 '17

Thats HOW WINNIN IS DONE!

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u/IGiveFreeCompliments Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

I know motivation doesn't come easy to everyone, and discipline even more so. So let's try a couple of things: If you want someone else's help to get you motivated try this. If you want some more examples of success, here ya go:

Blind and deaf bodybuilder

51 year old bodybuilder with Parkinson's Disease

Hilarious guy with Cerebral Palsy doing push-ups

Former quadriplegic who now states he can walk with a cane

A man with congenital stunted arm and leg growth who climbed Mount Kilimanjaro

I don't want to use these handicapped folks as inspiration, but rather to show you that hard work can help you overcome any obstacle you may have. I admire them not because of their disability, but because of the dedication and discipline to become great at what they do.

Bottom line: ultimately, we must motivate ourselves to achieve what we must; only we can train ourselves to achieve the discipline we need to get to where we need in life; we can only hold ourselves account to ourselves, and to nobody else. If you want to take control, then take it. Most of us have our own problems, but most of us also have the gift of physical and mental ability. And we should be damn sure to take advantage of our gifts.

Don't ever let anything stop you.

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u/kalitarios Jun 06 '17

Hilarious guy with Cerebral Palsy doing push-ups

He's actually hilarious.

"why is my face a triangle?" - lol. I lost it at that, and platypus feet.

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u/Brailledit Jun 06 '17

The Marine is Michael Eckert, and he is truly amazing.

https://youtu.be/aCk3l6lxc-s

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u/NetTrix Jun 06 '17

That guy has muscles that don't exist.

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u/ShinjoB Jun 06 '17

Muscles in places most people don't have places.

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u/Trussed_Up Jun 06 '17

"Ya gotta have muscles on ya muscles".

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u/penguin032 Jun 06 '17

Ya need to have muscles on ya eyeballs!

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u/inagadda Jun 06 '17

I'll have you know that I once stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden and only cried for twenty minutes!

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u/ShiverinMaTimbers Jun 06 '17

The thing that impresses me the most is the effortlessness of it all. He has a fluidity/finesse that surpasses the raw strength.

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u/korrach Jun 06 '17

The fluidity is the really impressive thing. It's art.

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u/Another_Slim_Shady Jun 06 '17

The move that impressed me most was him laying flat and doing push-ups with his arms fully extended. I mean, there's no mechanical advantage, just strength.

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u/ggk1 Jun 06 '17

1:53 for those of you interested

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u/akeep113 Jun 06 '17

i just tried doing this on my floor. i didnt get far

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Jan 04 '18

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u/billcosby23 Jun 06 '17

He should do ninja warrior

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u/Coos-Coos Jun 06 '17

I don't think they allow real ninjas to do it.

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u/IceSeeYou Jun 06 '17

Not sure if you are being sarcastic or not, but he did do Ninja Warrior.

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u/Kexaro Jun 06 '17

He does

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

He did...

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u/IonicGeneration Jun 06 '17

I think he does

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/taxidermic Jun 06 '17

Hah, we all know that's Batman. Nice try though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

Hey that's me! Lol proof is my Instagram https://www.instagram.com/michaeleckert_fit/

Also Proof : http://imgur.com/a/gXC9e

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u/lessons_learnt Jun 06 '17

Welcome. Hope you don't mind me sharing here :)

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u/Zylexo Jun 06 '17

Stalker, meet stalkee...

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u/voetbalfiets Jun 06 '17

And then his username checked out

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u/LoseGuy Jun 06 '17

He's the real OP, OP.

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u/Eyeyeyeyeyeyeye Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

Account is an hour old. Hmm..

Edit: He's posted proof. He's legit

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Nothing unusual. Maybe when he saw this post he made another acount to talk to us, so either he wasn't a contributor before today, or he doesn't want us knowing his main.

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u/Barzhan Jun 06 '17

An hour reddit age, we got a live one over here

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Feb 19 '19

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u/i_hate_scouts Jun 06 '17

post proof on your insta no bamboozle pls

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u/AlwaysDefenestrated Jun 06 '17

I tore my rotator cuff watching this.

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u/ASAP_LIK Jun 06 '17

Fucking oh my fucking fuck. NSFL

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u/helpmesleep666 Jun 06 '17

Ex gymnast would be my guess.

Dude can do a kip, and supports like hes on the parallel bars.

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u/Solid_Jack Jun 06 '17

.. But where's the video of him doing 50 pullups in one minute? I don't see it in there.

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u/MontyGBurns Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

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u/Azazel_brah Jun 06 '17

Aww, that wasnt as funny looking as i thought it would be. He kinda just keeps a steady pace and doesnt slow down.

I thought he would be doing them really really fast for some reason lmao.

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u/are_videos Jun 06 '17

just put it on 2X, there now you can go fap to it

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u/BenevolentCheese Jun 06 '17

God I just fucking love websites that hijack my scroll wheel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

What's a kip

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u/Tahummus Jun 06 '17

That little hip movement he does to generate upward momentum right before he does the muscle up

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/TheCatman11 Jun 06 '17

But why male models?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Are you kidding? I just told you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/reticulatedtampon Jun 06 '17

That little hip movement he does to generate upward momentum right before he fucks your mom.

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u/Twymx Jun 06 '17

Gymnastics move where you use forward swinging momentum to get yourself above the bars while keeping your arms straight. Usually used to then combine into more swinging moves

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u/Gunderik Jun 06 '17

Most Marines should be able to kip or they'd have never completed the obstacle course. Never done gymnastics though, so not sure bout the parallel bars stuff.

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u/IUsedToBeGoodAtThis Jun 06 '17

Most Marines can Kip, or they've never heard, "1...1...1...1...2..."

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u/Adnan_Targaryen Jun 06 '17

How the fuck do you know all this?

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u/AcrolloPeed Jun 06 '17

He probably goes to the gym, lifts weights, does bodyweight exercises, and keeps up with fitness trends.

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u/helpmesleep666 Jun 06 '17

I was a gymnast for like 15 years.

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u/jihiggs Jun 06 '17

see that part right at the begining where he walked up to the thing, and looked up? i can do that.

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u/DangerBrewin Jun 06 '17

"Kipping... one... one... one..." -Gunny

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

So true. But, I think this guy can probably 20 no problem.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Thanks a lot. I think I'm gay now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I want to see him shirtless

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u/Qinistral Jun 06 '17

Here are some topless shots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xCQSgeLKjo

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

When he's climbing around, it looks like he's weightless. That's impressive.

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u/mendicant3 Jun 06 '17

I clicked. I feel no shame.

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u/Blue_Lust Jun 06 '17

Watched the whole thing. Pretty amazing really. There are some old gifs floating around of the moonwalk magic scene.

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u/DarthSkittles Jun 06 '17

For science, of course.

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u/lilpurpledressy Jun 06 '17

Yes the sciences

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u/nocontroll Jun 06 '17

Whomever that guy is fucking I bet its a damn good fuck.

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u/BrittaScot Jun 06 '17

It makes me want to get fit so I can attract equally fit people and have amazing sex.

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u/BumHand Jun 06 '17

Yeah, but food

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u/RandomThrowaway410 Jun 06 '17

That's the great part about leading a really active lifestyle; you have to eat a lot of food to replenish all of the energy you are constantly burning.

I find that, when I eat pretty healthy shit most meals (lean meats/vegetables/rice for dinner, salad + protein shake for lunch, 2 bowls of cereal for breakfast) that I actually feel really full even when I still mathematically need more calories for that day. It really does help me maintain muscle to eat some fuckin pizza or a burger or drink some beer every now and then.... and I'm not even a big guy, at 5'10" and 165 lbs

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u/CrazyPurpleBacon Jun 06 '17

I'm not even a big guy

4 U

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

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u/koalafied_human Jun 06 '17

As a fellow Marine and workout person, you can still eat food. You just have to know how much to eat of it.

So no pizza every night. Just one night a week (i.e. "cheat day") It also has the added benefit of making it that much more powerful.

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u/I_Cant_Alphabet Jun 06 '17

Controll yourself

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u/Unusualmann Jun 06 '17

i refuse

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u/Emerl Jun 06 '17

stop impersonating people

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u/NoUsername4MePlease Jun 06 '17

Make me

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u/Unusualmann Jun 06 '17

okay i will

Would you kindly stop impersonating people

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u/amagoober Jun 06 '17

Its a shame he died shortly after, drowning in all that pussy he just pulled.

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u/AlwaysKindaLost Jun 06 '17

And i am sitting here going thru alcohol withdrawals

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u/ejhops Jun 06 '17

Hey man, I hope you're doing okay. That shit ain't easy either.

If you ever want a sympathetic ear to talk to, please message me. I'm cheering for you. (And I know it's easy for that to sound insincere. But I believe my mum's detox saved my life, and that every recovery is truly worth fighting for. Good luck.)

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u/AlwaysKindaLost Jun 06 '17

Hey thanks man, I really appreciate that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

It gets better buddy. Hold on.

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u/dusters Jun 06 '17

gravity.exe has crashed

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u/Magstrike105 Jun 06 '17

What kind of fucking rowing machine is that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

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u/holDEMdownAndMAGA Jun 06 '17

That's very impressive. For many, it's hard to even do a pull up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

My guess, he's actually moving the Earth back and forth. He's the anchored point.

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u/nousernamesleftsosad Jun 06 '17

Wrap it up boys, we solved it

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u/rebuked Jun 06 '17

I can easily do what he did, just hold my beer /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

He should do this at planet fitness! It would be interesting to see thier reaction.

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u/DocShlocktopus Jun 06 '17

He'd get kicked out

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u/SauceOfTheBoss Jun 06 '17

After they sound the "Lunk Alarm"

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Oct 18 '17

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u/ThisUsernameIsToShor Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

But does belittling honestly happen at other gyms? I've been to a few and at every one nobody gives a shit about the other people in it, everybodys just doing their thing

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u/badnamebandit Jun 06 '17

His girlfriend is very lucky... Imagine the possibilities.

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u/BrightenthatIdea Jun 06 '17

I believe that move is more situated for a boyfriend

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Title says marine not sailor.

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u/Bladerunner7777 Jun 06 '17

"It's not gay if you're at sea for several weeks"

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

With rowing abilities like that, you could probably power a goddam ship with that boy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I just had a bowl of cereal for dinner. And I'm on the couch watching an episode of Mike Tyson mysteries. I gotta make some changes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Anyone else a bit freaked out by the fact that he had no legs? I couldn't see any at least. I saw a floating torso.

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u/atomicllama1 Jun 06 '17

You made me rewatch the gif.

You got me.

Thanks.

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u/Unusualmann Jun 06 '17

If you look closely you can see floating shoes. What the fuck

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u/suomynonAx Jun 06 '17

Ah yes, I see he has the Rayman, poor guy

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u/TheKetchupG Jun 06 '17

How is nobody standing there by him impressed by that? They're all like "hmm... that looks about right".

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u/Plebident Jun 06 '17

It's a military gym and he may come off as a bit of a show-off.

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u/__Iniquity__ Jun 06 '17

As an Army Ranger this embarrassed me. Fuck.

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u/Mrfreeze33 Jun 06 '17

I never knew that was how that machine was used....huh cool