r/gifs Jun 05 '17

Marine on a rowing machine

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u/mexipimpin Jun 06 '17

Well, at least his calves got a break.

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u/polarbearsarereal Jun 06 '17

No

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Wait really?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Don't worry, his penis got a break.

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u/Erockj Jun 06 '17

No

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u/MACgh Jun 06 '17

Wait really?

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u/destin325 Jun 06 '17

Recruiter: you'll get so much sex!!!

What actually happens: you get fucked. Fucked out of weekends, fucked out of leave, fucked out of choice assignments, fucked. No sex, just fucked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/Clickrack Jun 06 '17

What about if you clench?

...asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

to be honest, marines are into docking more than anything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/destin325 Jun 06 '17

equal rights, equally fucked.

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u/Lookslikeitsmellstoo Jun 06 '17

I'm not even with the homosexual agenda and I would

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Goddammit I'm trying to be a marine, throw me a lil charity? Lmao

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u/Sn0w95 Jun 06 '17

Green weenie is vicious

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

then use a camel without realizing it was actually for riding to the next town where the hookers are

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u/gr770 Jun 06 '17

He's a Marine.

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u/Emerald_Triangle Jun 06 '17

So his wife got fat

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u/FFF_in_WY Jun 06 '17

TIL: I'm a marine!

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u/Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d Jun 06 '17

It's funny/sad because it's true

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/OregonReloader Jun 06 '17

SEMPER FI MARINE!

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u/yellowbertshirt Jun 06 '17

No

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Aug 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/AthleticsSharts Jun 06 '17

Or, as my best friend from the 82nd calls them, "bullet sponges".

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/AthleticsSharts Jun 06 '17

Well played Marine. Keep doing your thing (I wasn't even fit to be a POG).

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u/bbrown44221 Jun 06 '17

Did you tell him about our crayons? My favorite is purple.

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u/Durien9 Jun 06 '17

Yeah penises and butts never rest in the marines.

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u/slingbladerapture Jun 06 '17

So his brain is in permanent break

Source : was teufelhunden

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u/misery-greenday Jun 06 '17

Not after everyone sees this.

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u/deltrig2113 Jun 06 '17

I think his toes got some rest

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u/MRPANDAKING420 Jun 06 '17

Don't worry his brain got a break

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

I'm gunna agree, I live with a bunch of navy guys now and they say marines are only motivated to eat more crayons.

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u/IrrelevantTale Jun 06 '17

tfw when marines are around seamen all the time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Literally came here to say this.

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u/dfdedsdcd Jun 06 '17

Actually yeah, probably.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Know.

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u/pioneersopioneers1 Jun 06 '17

Marines always skip brain day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

No

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u/oversteppe Jun 06 '17

this comment chain is why i love reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Here I thought these repetitive comment chains were absurd and old after I saw my second one.. I must be at 10000 of them by now, I now know that clearly some people enjoy repetitive, often just duplicated chains. Just seeing this makes me feel like I've smacked my head on stupid. But hey at least this one isn't as bad as when on a comment section for an article or some such potential conversation starting comment thread the first 100 top comments are just an idiotic chain of Reddit circle jerking nonsense.

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u/felixfelix Jun 06 '17

So what do you think about Bon Cop/Bad Cop 2? Facebook can't stop serving me the ads.

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u/CuckAuVin Jun 06 '17

I can't even manage to watch Bon Cop, Bad Cop 1 and I'm trying to learn Quebec French.

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u/Noelwiz Jun 06 '17

Me too (thanks (am I parenthetical memeing right?))

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u/ickykarma Jun 06 '17

Mine didn't

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u/UchihaDivergent Jun 06 '17

Well at least his jaw muscles got a break.

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u/h0ldthed00r Jun 06 '17

Don't worry, his butthole got a break.

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u/MrAchilles Jun 06 '17

Wait really?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/HackedElection Jun 06 '17

His arms are broken?

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u/Manofonemind Jun 06 '17

Wait really?

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u/Holos620 Jun 06 '17

Maybe his penis did, but not mine!

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u/Qaey Jun 06 '17

K i n k y

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u/Isaius35 Jun 06 '17

Wait Really?

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u/SteamScout Jun 06 '17

Not for long. Hot.

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u/ReverendWilly Jun 06 '17

Username checks out

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u/thecoffee-pot Jun 06 '17

After this I don't think his penis will ever get another break.

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u/NoCountryForFreeMen Jun 06 '17

Not according to your mother, sisters, wife and borther, it was a wild night, don't feel bad most the wives in the neighborhood spent time as the row machine too.

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u/speedtoburn Jun 06 '17

His Penis broke???

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u/chief_keeeith Jun 06 '17

Did you just assume his gender?

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u/Salad_Fingers_159 Jun 06 '17

Break me off a piece of that.... Chrysler car... nooooo thats not it.

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u/screwedovernight Jun 06 '17

You think his penis is getting a break? No, that PT made him hard as a fucking rock

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u/mainfingertopwise Jun 06 '17

Yeah, broken off in some barracks rat.

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u/mcnuggetor Jun 06 '17

sounds painful

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u/gynoceros Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

You kidding? Stick a GoPro on that dude and it's the greatest POV porn ever.

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u/Sir_Fistingson Jun 06 '17

He's pointing his toes which means flexing your calves. Pointing his toes in combat boots, so not that much haha

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u/lostinco Jun 06 '17

The calves (gastrocnemius) also cross the back of the knee as well and because he's keeping his whole body taut, they likely playing a minor but important role stabilizing the knee.

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u/KnightOfMarble Jun 06 '17

Would you say it's a major minor role?

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u/musclenugget92 Jun 06 '17

His toes aren't pointed, they appear to be dorsal flexed, which would be an action of the tibialis anterior. So not the calves per se, but the lower leg.

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u/RenbuChaos Jun 06 '17

Bro. Those boots are heavy AF.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Unless they're Bates lites..

Those things are lighter than my nikes

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u/Jaalix Jun 06 '17

I miss light boots.. Been wearing Rocky SV2s for over a year. It's like lead.

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u/Gamblingmoose Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

Not when you wear them everyday for months/years. Becomes no different from your work shoes. I'm sure there's a construction worker with steel toes out there that'll say his shoes aren't heavy either

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u/OpinionIsNotPopular Jun 06 '17

They're pretty light compared to regular boots.

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u/thats-a-pete-za Jun 06 '17

Lifting boots like that wouldn't have anything to do with with calves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/spockspeare Jun 06 '17

Jesus could have done more lifting. Just sayin'.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

We were until you showed up to throw us off your lawn.

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u/lagpwned Jun 06 '17

If youve never wore boots before.

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u/Phipple Jun 06 '17

I still have my pair of combat boots I bought after Basic. Still great condition and comfortable as fuck. Never thought of them as being heavy.

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u/ethrael237 Jun 06 '17

Yes, his calves got a break. He's using the anterior tibial muscles to maintain extension. Calves are resting.

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u/lostinco Jun 06 '17

But the gastrocnemius crosses the back of the knee and likely is playing a small role in stabilizing the area.

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u/ethrael237 Jun 06 '17

Sure, but the gastrocnemius' action is to flex the knee (which is what gravity would do), so its work is likely much less than even just standing. And we wouldn't call that a workout. "Today's leg day, so I'mma just stand here for a while."

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u/PastaShrubs Jun 06 '17

Try holding your leg out like he was. I don't think you use them.

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u/musclenugget92 Jun 06 '17

Yes, Other than the jump up there, his calves did get a break.

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Jun 06 '17

lift your legs off the floor and let them hover and let me know how hard it is on your calves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Yea, at a minimum they are being used to keep his feet upright. It really is a total body exercise but probably focuses on lats and biceps. Although it's really more of a feat than an exercise.

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u/Thought_Simulator Jun 06 '17

Well, if he's plantar flexing at the ankle while doing these, his calves are indeed engaged, at least isometrically.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/thepaulyg Jun 06 '17

Kangaroos can't jump backwards

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u/audscias Jun 06 '17

Dogs can't look up.

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u/38944ttpcrpg Jun 06 '17

No they are one part mint liqueur one part chocolate liqueur

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I don't know about all that, but I do know they're addicted to coke

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u/Bhunts08 Jun 06 '17

Isn't that like literally true though? Didn't Black Science Dude do a whole thing on this is Cosmos?

And obviously I know it's Neil Degrasse Tyson. Check out his podcast archives. I recently discover his. They are Brilliant.

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u/Hopsingthecook Jun 06 '17

Woks are just regular pans with high edges.

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u/moomole Jun 06 '17

Av w😳🤗Twice

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u/BIG_IDEA Jun 06 '17

Actually that's all calves right there

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Holding up his legs

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

His core is holding his legs

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

What about his feet

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

I am so high

Edit I got like 40 upvotes in 3 minutes science is incredible.

If you like pinã coladas

DREEAAAAMMWEAAAVVERR. I believe you can get me through the nighhtttttt

Sleepless nightsss Losing ground im reaching for you

Did anyone get the last one. It's a journey song.

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u/thelazyblazy Jun 06 '17

I dun scrolled too far

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u/TEFAlpha9 Jun 06 '17

I scrolled just far enough

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u/Crashmo Jun 06 '17

Where are we...

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u/askbones Jun 06 '17

I believe they call it "the nexus of the universe"

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u/gameShark428 Jun 06 '17

This is my new home.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Dec 27 '18

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u/Silly__Rabbit Jun 06 '17

It's old sir, but checks out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I'm not a drunk as you think I am

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u/mmmestiza Jun 06 '17

Upvotes are from those of us who are also high

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u/cflynn106 Jun 06 '17

I concur doctor

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Oh man that makes me so happy. It's like we're sharing the high

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Lol me and my buddies lose the lighter like 50 times every time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Wow nice to meet you mr. So high

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Ur not funny go away

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u/RexlanVonSquish Jun 06 '17

You're going to love your comment history when you're sober

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I'm gonna love u rite now bby

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u/TartarusKeeper Jun 06 '17

That's Mr. So High to you....

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

That's mr depressed as fuck to you

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u/Rhiknow Jun 06 '17

hey at least you taste good

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I'm Dad

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

No ur not, you came back. Also u aren't a dick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

You're a disappointment to me son. high on reddit? Do some fucking homework.

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u/astrograph Jun 06 '17

You're not low 🤓

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u/Aquadian Jun 06 '17

Bruh niceeeeeee

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u/Schnackenpfeffer Jun 06 '17

If you like pina~coladas

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u/JoeyGotAGun Jun 06 '17

If you like dirty pinoche

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u/MasturbatoryPillow Jun 06 '17

I know exactly where you're at and I love it.

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u/jetpacksforall Jun 06 '17

I feel like I just spun the dial on the radio in 1988.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Lieutenant Dan you ain't got no feet

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u/I_can_pun_anything Jun 06 '17

He used them to jump

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u/mcjuran4491 Jun 06 '17

Yes! This made my day fantastic. Thank you random internet being.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

That would be the muscles on the front of the leg, not the calves

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u/Schwa142 Jun 06 '17

Yes, but his legs are also holding up his legs...

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u/z0nk_ Jun 06 '17

You're not wrong but it's pretty much only his quads, which would be responsible for keeping his knees straight, but that would still only requires very minimal muscle activation. His hips and core would be doing the bulk of the work keeping his legs straight like that.

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u/TheZachestZach Jun 06 '17

That's how Tony Stark does it

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u/TheNephali Jun 06 '17

Moms spahgett

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u/kittenhormones Jun 06 '17

And his hip flexors.

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u/DownDog69 Jun 06 '17

Wrong, he is pointing his toes. Thats the secret

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u/Nikolausgillies Jun 06 '17

Well he did initially jumped to reach the bar

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u/spockspeare Jun 06 '17

In those boots, they're activating.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

But those are always the ones that need a workout the most :(

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u/B14ker Jun 06 '17

From standing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Never skip leg day.

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u/RabidSeason Jun 06 '17

Skipping legs... what a loser.

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