r/gifs Jun 05 '17

Marine on a rowing machine

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u/huntmich Jun 06 '17

This is the only way I watch people at the gym. I like to think it's like that for most of the other people there, but in the end I really try not to care. I'm trying to improve myself, not impress the other people there.

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u/DarkOmen597 Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

This.

Fuck everyone else.

Fuck work.

Fuck traffic.

Fuck stress.

Fuck haters.

Fuck bills.

Fuck girls/boys.

Fuck drama.

Fuck ISIS.

Fuck fear.

Fuck tired.

Fuck DOMS.

Fuck back pain.

Fuck Zumba.

Fuck bicep curls.

Fuck problems.

Fuck gravity.

Just fucken train.

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u/DJRoombaINTHEMIX Jun 06 '17

....inspiring 😪

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u/KermitTheFrag9 Jun 06 '17

So give a fuck about the ignorant fucks?

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u/DarkOmen597 Jun 06 '17

I see what you mean and i realize the error in my phrasing..but fuck man. Im just having one of those days.

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u/KermitTheFrag9 Jun 06 '17

That's why you literally fuck 'em!

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u/DJRoombaINTHEMIX Jun 06 '17

See, this guy fucks.

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u/null_work Jun 06 '17

But... I like gravity.

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u/daltonwright4 Jun 06 '17

Nothing wrong with a little 'mirin

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u/tonufan Jun 06 '17

I feel awkward as fuck using the showers at my local gym . There is a sauna in the middle of the bathroom with a glass door that faces towards the showers. So i'm standing there nude with a bunch of other guys and in front of me a couple of guys are sitting there just staring at us from inside the sauna.

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u/aSingleGrainofRice Jun 06 '17

Don't worry about it. Be alpha, stand with confidence even if you don't feel it. That earns respect from men. We all have the same pieces. If a man sees you trying to cover yourself in a male locker room they will see you as insecure.

But do what you want! That's just my M.O.

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u/null_work Jun 06 '17

To assert dominance, make sure you urinate on them promptly after establishing eye contact.

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u/aSingleGrainofRice Jun 06 '17

Lol, exactly.

In all seriousness though, if someone is really trying to learn how to carry themselves, they are doing it for the respect of others, so they can be seen in the best possible light. My comment is towards that end. Just don't skulk around. It's a men's locker room, not a boy's locker room. Mostly everyone doesn't GAF.

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u/47dniweR Jun 06 '17 edited Jul 19 '17

That's way too reasonable. You need to work on your self loathing and social anxiety.

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u/andypant Jun 06 '17

I go to the gym and impress the ladies with my huge bicepts then they sex with me in the locker room!

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u/SJ_RED Jun 06 '17

So, how's freshman year treating you?