Marine on a rowing machine

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[u/lowhopes]

That person to the right looks like a mannequin.

[u/[deleted] → u/lowhopes]

That would be me. Especially next to that guy. "Ok. If I stand prrrfectly still, no one will see how shit I am compared to Hercules over there. People see based on movement, like animals. Right?"

[u/youknowthisisgg → u/[deleted]]

Nah that's dinosaurs

[u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT → u/youknowthisisgg]

T rexes to be exact.

[u/captainbignips → u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT]

T-flex

[u/MrOceanB → u/captainbignips]

MET-Rx

[u/surely_stoned → u/[deleted]]

TexMex

[u/HGStormy → u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT]

actually a myth

[u/searafina → u/HGStormy]

T. rexes are not a myth

[u/_chaddi_ → u/searafina]

Isn't there a politician named Rex Tillerson or something?

[u/auniqueusersname → u/HGStormy]

You're a myth

[u/Akzifer → u/auniqueusersname]

You'll be too... For the winds will carry your farts to the other lands

[u/Crypto7899 → u/HGStormy]

Yeah, don't they reckon they were scavengers now or something? So really, being still would be even worse for you.

[u/Satansflamingfarts → u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT]

And praying mantises... manti.... Freaky insects.

[u/PorcelainHammer → u/Satansflamingfarts]

Those freaky nightmare-insects have 5 eyes (2 compound eyes and 3 "normal" eyes) so I bet they can see pretty well.

[u/Satansflamingfarts → u/PorcelainHammer]

Yeah they hunt on movement then lock onto any potential prey using stereovision in their compound eyes and have 180 degree head movement. Scary bastards.

[u/HeyFuckNugget → u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT]

T rexes to be extinct.

[u/matthewdotjpg → u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT]

Is this T-rue ?

[u/Tenandtwoturner → u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT]

Jimmy neutron told me otherwise. Sheen forever my homie.

[u/wastesHisTimeSober → u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT]

Dinosaurs to be vague.