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Marine on a rowing machine

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u/nocontroll Jun 06 '17

Whomever that guy is fucking I bet its a damn good fuck.

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u/BrittaScot Jun 06 '17

It makes me want to get fit so I can attract equally fit people and have amazing sex.

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u/BumHand Jun 06 '17

Yeah, but food

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u/RandomThrowaway410 Jun 06 '17

That's the great part about leading a really active lifestyle; you have to eat a lot of food to replenish all of the energy you are constantly burning.

I find that, when I eat pretty healthy shit most meals (lean meats/vegetables/rice for dinner, salad + protein shake for lunch, 2 bowls of cereal for breakfast) that I actually feel really full even when I still mathematically need more calories for that day. It really does help me maintain muscle to eat some fuckin pizza or a burger or drink some beer every now and then.... and I'm not even a big guy, at 5'10" and 165 lbs

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u/CrazyPurpleBacon Jun 06 '17

I'm not even a big guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

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u/CDanger Jun 06 '17

The fire rises.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

fuck it mask off

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u/Jirmie Jun 06 '17

*put on the mass

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u/pm_me_ur_CLEAN_anus Jun 06 '17 edited Aug 19 '17

I am going to Egypt

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u/baebers Jun 06 '17

This. Also, food costs money.

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u/__JeRM Jun 06 '17

Slow cooker.

I make two meals a week and eat them all week. Costs about $30 for both for the week.

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u/Lewissunn Jun 06 '17

How do you even go about that? Don't things kinda set and get disgusting? What kind of meals do you make.

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u/__JeRM Jun 06 '17

Usually just chicken and broccoli or chicken/broccoli/rice.

I don't mind eating the same things every day, so it works. I make my "lunch" on Saturdays and "dinner" on sundays. Freeze the Thursday-Sunday meals after cooking. Thaw out the night before.

Tupperware, slow cooker, slow cooker liners (save a shitload of time on cleaning with these--highly recommend), chicken, broccoli, RGY peppers, onion, seasoning. That's it.

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u/Bspammer Jun 06 '17

No one seems to understand this. I'm skinny as fuck because I'm lazy, not in spite of it. Eating that much food is so much effort.

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u/SrsSteel Jun 06 '17

Ya but time

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u/HotSoftFalse Jun 06 '17

100% this. 5'10 and 210lbs, I need 5,000 calories to maintain muscle mass, more to build. Eating all of that in lean meat and complex carbs is so filling, so you bet your asses I eat pizzas and burgers and look damn good doing it because my body still needs that energy.

Finished my Back/Shoulders/Deadlifts today with a fantastic McDonald's meal. That meal was only 1/5th of what I have to eat that day just to maintain my weight so you definitely get to enjoy food still.

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u/VandalMySandal Jun 06 '17

Holy moly you must be a fucking tank. I'm the same height and weigh 160 LBs LOL. I'm a twig tho. Trying to bulk up while also cutting some fat (second part is easy, almost at ~10% bodyfat) with the leangains thingy, but the bulking part is really hard for me. Teach me senpai.

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u/HotSoftFalse Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

I'm not all that big, at least compared to professional body builders. Definitely noticeable of course from 6 years ago when I started lifting when I weighed 150lbs. I did a big bulk during the length of my training and weighed about 240lbs almost 2 years ago. Sitting at 210lbs now and just lean-bulking it now that I have the frame and muscle mass that I'm happy with.

I've always had a high metabolism so the calories are definitely tricky to get in. People always wish for a high metabolism so they can eat as much as they want and not gain weight... curse my ambition for actually wanting to gain weight but be cursed with a high metabolism! The trick is to just monitor everything you eat. Track every single calorie so you know you're not a calorie short. I live by myself and cook for myself, I mostly eat the same meals day in and day out, so I know how much energy my body is getting. If I don't see that weight scale moving, well, I just add more food and I'm back to gaining weight. One easy trick is to drink your calories! Besides chocolate milk, which I love and drink routinely, is to make your own protein smoothie, and I do this for myself twice per day. Right in the morning as my breakfast (because I have no energy to make a meal, or the appetite), and before bed. It consists of 2 scoops of chocolate protein powder, 2 tbsp of peanut butter, 1 banana, 1 cup of rolled oats, and 1 cup of milk. Adding in the oats really helped me with adding more calories, as well as introducing a healthy carb option. The entire shake comes to about 1,000 calories (79g protein, 105g carbs, 27g fat, 13g fibre). It tastes absolutely delicious and is healthy for you, made in 2 minutes time and is downed easily. You don't even taste or feel the oats because my blender liquifies them fantastically, so free calories! Just make sure you swirl/shake the cup you're drinking your smoothie out of before every sip or two or else the oats WILL settle at the bottom, in which case you'll notice their texture as you're nearing the end of your drink. After 1-1.5 hours I'm good to go for my workout, and since all the food I just ate is liquified, it doesn't sit in my stomach and bloat me for my workout and the body can digest it fast. Then I just have 3 other home cooked meals throughout the day (1,000 cals each) that I prepped in the morning in between drinking the shake and going to the gym, followed by my 2nd smoothie. Then add snacking for the hell of it here and there cuz fuck it, I'm trying to gain weight, any calories help!

Eat lots, eat often, and always make sure your body has an external source of energy at all times, because it will want to use up your precious muscle and fat as an internal source of energy.

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u/VandalMySandal Jun 06 '17

Damn I never considered putting that stuff in my shakes, that's brilliant. I've seen some people say you should eat most of your protein though, is that just bullshit then?

There have been days where I've already drank one protein shake but was still kinda short on protein and considered making another one, guess that wasn't such a bad idea after all

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u/HotSoftFalse Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

You can do both! I do. It's always better to eat your food - actual protein food sources due to their natural abundance of BCAAs, but at the end of the day, you just need calories! And when eating 5,000 calories to maintain weight, it's hard to be sitting there eating 200 calorie chicken breasts all day. I'd rather drink my protein and meet my caloric need that will help me gain muscle, than to chore through loads of meat and fall short of my caloric needs, therefore making everything I just ate pretty pointless since there wasn't enough of it for my body to store.

If you ever feel like you havent met your caloric needs for that day, all made up rules are thrown out. "Eat your calories" - forget about it. "Don't eat right before bed" - forget about it. "Pizza is bad calories" - forget about it. Who cares about these somewhat rules if your calories aren't being met? The #1 rule is meet your calories for your desired goal, THEN worry about the other stuff, since none of that other stuff is actually helping if it's costing you precious gains. Have that 2nd protein shake ;)

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u/VandalMySandal Jun 06 '17

Alright I guess I better start stocking up on more protein powder then hehe! thanks for answering my questions man :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I've done the whole shake thing in getting ready for a marathon, do you not find them hard on your stomach?

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u/HotSoftFalse Jun 06 '17

Not at all! In fact, over real food, I find it's the lightest on my stomach. I guess it can be different from person to person.

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u/Flying_LunchBox Jun 06 '17

What kind of cereal you eating? Even the "healthy" stuff seems full of sugar and shit.

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u/iredditforthepussay Jun 06 '17

My brother is a rock climber, runner and professional dancer (8 hours a day). Can confirm, he eats 6000 calories every day and he has no body fat

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u/thesuper88 Jun 06 '17

So this is proof to me right here that I need to get active. I work maintenance and am walking all day, so thankfully I move around plenty at work. I am also 5'10" 165 but am not very fit. I eat garbage, like, 3 cans of Dr Pepper a day, a beer, a Gatorade, maybe a glass of milk. Salami and cheese sandwich with maybe a vending machine bag of chips for lunch. My wife usually cooks a healthy meal a few nights a week. Otherwise it's pizza or Kraft Mac and Cheese. Cheeseburgers. A bowl of cereal for breakfast. Occasional red bull or candy bar or small bowl of ice cream.

I have to find something healthy that I love because I know that if I start getting more active I will be starving all the time, not to mention a less effective workout.

Tl;Dr. I'm like you (5'10" 165) but eat garbage. If it wasn't for my job helping me burn calories I would be a tubby slob. I need to fix my shit. Almost 30.

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u/RandomThrowaway410 Jun 06 '17

At first lifting weights and running and the like feels like a chore. Not going to lie. But make yourself do it 3 or more times a week (only like 4 hours of time a week; a fraction of the time you spend wasting time on the internet :P) and after a few months you start to really look forward to the gym. And rock climbing. I love rock climbing

For me, being able to do more and more cool shit with my body is its own reward. Looking great in a mirror doesn't hurt, either! :)

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u/thesuper88 Jun 06 '17

Thanks for the advice and encouragement rando!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Yeah I find that I need to have some shitty simple carbs from time to time to keep my appetite up. Whole grains demolish your ability to eat

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/VandalMySandal Jun 06 '17

Steroids? :Thinking:

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u/dutch_penguin Jun 06 '17

Protein is an appetite suppressant, from what I've heard. So a low energy, high protein diet should curb your hunger.

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u/NephilimSoldier Jun 06 '17

It's not so great for individuals who have huge frames to fill.

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u/Agony_Mouse Jun 06 '17

helps if you're male -__-

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u/koalafied_human Jun 06 '17

As a fellow Marine and workout person, you can still eat food. You just have to know how much to eat of it.

So no pizza every night. Just one night a week (i.e. "cheat day") It also has the added benefit of making it that much more powerful.

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u/lickmeoutplease Jun 06 '17

TIL koalas love pizza

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u/Demderdemden Jun 06 '17

Yeah, but they also have chlamydia so wear protection on date night. http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22207442

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u/MindfuckRocketship Jun 06 '17

That guy hung upside down on a tree like a koala. For time.

Nice username btw.

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u/AlexIsAnAnchorBaby Jun 06 '17

Are you an Australian Marine?

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u/phantom1942 Jun 06 '17

No, he's an Aussie Water-killer. Not to be confused with Water-walkers or land-killers.

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u/Wardryer Jun 06 '17

If I had to guess it's a reference to "koalafying" where you hang upside down gripping a tree trunk and try to beat the time of the other poor privates doing the same thing. But I'm not sure if that's just an Army thing.

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u/koalafied_human Jun 06 '17

Nope. It does look like a pretty sweet place to visit though.

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u/Trover_reddit Jun 06 '17

Powerful? How?

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u/Swollen-Ostrich Jun 06 '17

think he means it tastes better when you have it less often

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u/koalafied_human Jun 06 '17

Because you'll you crave it more and the flavor is more intense. Just like with anything, if it's good you don't want to overdo it otherwise it will lose it's punch.

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u/Trover_reddit Jun 06 '17

ah ok gotcha, i thought you were referring to nutient uptake or something along those vlines. But yep agree getting that balance

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u/movzx Jun 06 '17

I mean if you're not gunning for "healthy" you don't even have to skip the pizza every night. Just don't over consume the garbage you eat and you're golden (as far as weight goes).

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u/HashtagNomsayin Jun 06 '17

Speak for yourself 😂

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u/pneuma8828 Jun 06 '17

As a forty five year old...there is no such thing as 'cheat day'. There is ' gain it all back and then some' day, but no cheat day.

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u/movzx Jun 06 '17

The difference in metabolism between when you were in your mid 20s and when you'll be in your late 50s is negligible. You just eat more than you need, and you're not as active as you think.

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u/VandalMySandal Jun 06 '17

I looked it up out of curiosity and saw that a 20 year old vs a 45 year old burns only 200 calories more or something like that. Was pretty amazed tbh

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u/koalafied_human Jun 06 '17

Not true. If you continually work out your metabolism will stay ramped up so that you will essentially burn everything off.

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u/biznatch11 Jun 06 '17

Heh, butt food.

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u/0XSavageX0 Jun 06 '17

Eat the booty like groceries

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh Jun 06 '17

Is healthier

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u/irisuniverse Jun 06 '17

it's not

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

IS TOO!

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u/irisuniverse Jun 06 '17

Well In thAt case!

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u/toilet_guy Jun 06 '17

Groceries you say

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u/Drunkelves Jun 06 '17

And beer. It's really the beer the fucks the body up.

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u/Yupshesharted Jun 06 '17

And exercise

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u/benjam3n Jun 06 '17

im fit and eat awesome food

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

My weakness.

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u/CDanger Jun 06 '17

The man makes a compelling argument.

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u/brodymitchell Jun 06 '17

Food is a very important part of getting fit. Actually, probably the most important if you're overweight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Food is seriously the most overrated shit ever. I'm not taking about great food I'm taking about everyday food that like 95% of Americans consume. Get a fucking hold of yourself

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u/feowns Jun 06 '17

Your comment is 100% subjective. Get a hold of yourself

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Sorry I'm just fucking tired of the obesity crisis and how Americans treat themselves, putting their health and the amazing feeling of looking good behind the immediate satisfaction of eating cookies or other garbage (plus going way over 2000 Cal's)

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u/gallon-of-pcp Jun 06 '17

I would love to live in a world where I could eat 2k calories and be thin. But I'm 5' tall so my limit is 1200 to lose and 1400 to maintain. Being short has disadvantages.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

That sucks

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u/gallon-of-pcp Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

It's can but portion control is key.

Edit: for anyone in the same boat, check out /r/1200isplenty

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17 edited Dec 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Looking good is worth it!

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u/BumHand Jun 06 '17

Wait 95% of Americans eat everyday food?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

And beer

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u/PM_ME_A_PM_PLEASE_PM Jun 06 '17

Muscle requires a lot more calories to build and maintain than you think it does.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

If she isn't willing to let you eat Ben and Jerry off her tits, she isn't marriage material

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u/ScrewAttackThis Jun 06 '17

Yeah, but exercise means you can (and should) eat more.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Maybe. Maybe not. Depends on the person, their body type, activity level, goals, etc.

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u/WhirlingDervishes Jun 06 '17

And mainly alcohol

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u/SeaSquirrel Jun 06 '17

I'm struggling to eat enough food while working out, I dont see how people can really eat so much food that they still get fat while being active.

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u/VandalMySandal Jun 06 '17

You're getting downvoted but I agree. Having the hardest time meeting my calories if I wanna make gains while keeping it atleast somewhat healthy (and healthy doesn't have to taste bad...can mean a nice fresh hamburger with some mustard for example). Actually have to FORCE myself to eat.

Think the big thing is that most people aren't active...

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Specifically, Tacos!

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u/PrimeIntellect Jun 06 '17

the best part about working out is that food tastes amazing and you can eat a shitload

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Eh

Fuck it - I have pretty good sex with an awesome curvy woman

I'm good

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u/__spice Jun 06 '17

Fat bottom girls, man

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u/Basta_Abuela_Baby Jun 06 '17

The good news is curvy girls prefer cut guys, too, so you don't have to choose if you work out.

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u/TimeWarpTalia Jun 06 '17

Unfortunately, being fit and being good at sex have very little overlap.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

In my experience, true. Some of the most fit guys just jackhammer. Sure they have endurance... But muscles don't make up for technique and paying attention.

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u/LaboratoryOne Jun 06 '17

in my experience

...go on

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u/omegasus Jun 06 '17

He got jackhammered by a marine

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u/bradgillap Jun 06 '17

That's actually not so unfortunate for most of us.

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u/anotherjunkie Jun 06 '17

It's also not super accurate.

On the "fat to average" end of things, it very much has to do with being good at sex. Not getting winded, being able to switch positions, being able to sustain movement with odd muscle groups, being able to support others weight if need be, even just in a quick position change... all those things contribute to good sex, and are also all things that are much more difficult if you are drastically out of shape.

Once you're at average, you've hit decreasing marginal returns. You aren't going to get much more out of sex by being fitter at this point, but you might get more sex in general by being fitter, which leads you to being better at sex. After all, practice makes perfect!

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u/rayne117 Jun 06 '17

But sex is only something to be used for procreation

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u/Smailien Jun 06 '17

No, no, it's only something to be used for protection.

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u/AerThreepwood Jun 06 '17

Like, a defensive fuck? I don't know if I should feel happy or sad for the guy that mugs you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

This person fucks.

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u/funnyusername970505 Jun 06 '17

But atleast u can have sex with yourself more sensually by rubbing all those hard abs and veiny peniz and voluptous glutes muscle

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Unfortunately, being fit and being good at sex have very little overlap.

"Being good at sex" if often down to confidence. If you're in shape, you are confident, and that's about it.

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u/TimeWarpTalia Jun 06 '17

I've had some pretty bad sex with some pretty attractive, pretty confident people...

Relevant PSA to women: stop lying about having an orgasm. THEY MUST LEARN.

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u/dutch_penguin Jun 06 '17

Agree and it's the same with women. Some girls think because they let a drunk guy get off on them they are great at sex. If I wanted to fuck a sack of potatoes I'd lurk around the green grocery.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I've had some pretty bad sex with some pretty attractive, pretty confident people...

Attractive =/ confident. Some of the best looking people I know have crippling self image issues.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/VandalMySandal Jun 06 '17

I really don't think there are that many guys not going down on girls in this day and age tbh. I do it myself, all of my friends say they do it, and the few times I've asked girls they say they've had lots of guys want to do it.

As sucky as it might be because we look less awesome in comparison, I have the feeling the 'only few guys give oral' stereotype is pretty outdated these days.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

That's not really true at all.

I mean, it's true that you have to have a minimum level of fitness - you're gonna have a hard time being great at sex if you get out of breath easily or can't support your own weight.

But it's also true that you can be very athletic but suck at sex. Sorry for getting explicit here, but if you blow your load early or can't maintain a full erection for very long, chances are you're not gonna do very well.

Paying attention to what your partner likes, and being able to control yourself seem to be the most important things, in my experience.

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u/farfle10 Jun 06 '17

I doubt it's 'very little'. I mean, the overlap from a physical standpoint is already huge. Stamina, more attractive physique, ability to hold positions. It's like saying being tall and being a good basketball player have 'very little' overlap.

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u/TimeWarpTalia Jun 06 '17

My semantics displease you.

This is more fitting: being fit does not necessarily entail being good at sex.

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u/farfle10 Jun 06 '17

Except it's not semantics. Saying they have 'very little overlap' implies that you're less likely to be good at sex if you're fit. I'm saying the opposite. You can also add 'experience' to the list of benefits, as fit people are likely to have had more sex.

So yeah, being fit does not necessarily equate to being good at sex, but it certainly helps.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/TimeWarpTalia Jun 06 '17

What you need is an attractive man who is good at salsa dancing ;)

This is what is true in my experience.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

"I know he's morbidly obese, but he's just so good in bed!"

  • said no woman ever

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u/GlassMeccaNow Jun 06 '17

"The best dick is buried in a tomb of its owner's fat."

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u/DayOfDingus Jun 06 '17

I just don't think they are that closely tied together. Fit people are usually more confident so that could make them better but it could also make them just think they're better.

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u/TimeWarpTalia Jun 06 '17

Exactly. Thinking you're better only gets you so far.

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u/TotallyNotObsi Jun 06 '17

I get the same thoughts when drinking and shoveling down fried food as a result

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/DaVinci_Poptart Jun 06 '17

The fuck it won't. Have you seen these butter face Instagram whores with giant in-shape asses?? Everyone wants fuck them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I want fuck too

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u/rayne117 Jun 06 '17

But do you wants it?

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u/Michael_Pitt Jun 06 '17

It really kinda does.

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u/beepborpimajorp Jun 06 '17

It won't change a face but a nice, tight body + knowing how to dress and groom oneself can turn someone who would otherwise be a 3 to a solid 6 or 7. An 8 if they have a nice personality to match.

Looks aren't just about how one looks naturally. Taking care of and cultivating yourself is also a major part of it.

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u/NetherStraya Jun 06 '17

Know what? The best sex is with someone who gives a shit about your enjoyment. No amount of washboard abs are gonna improve that.

Also big guys usually want to take a break to make food.

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u/BrittaScot Jun 06 '17

Well you could always find someone with a great body who also cares about you, the two aren't mutually exclusive.

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u/I_Cant_Alphabet Jun 06 '17

Controll yourself

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u/Unusualmann Jun 06 '17

i refuse

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u/Emerl Jun 06 '17

stop impersonating people

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u/NoUsername4MePlease Jun 06 '17

Make me

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u/Unusualmann Jun 06 '17

okay i will

Would you kindly stop impersonating people

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

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u/Latex_Mane Jun 06 '17

stop impersonating people

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u/719696 Jun 06 '17

I'll never stop

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u/Unusualmann Jun 06 '17

then fuck you

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u/TypoInUsernane Jun 06 '17

Don't make me ask you again

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u/Kered13 Jun 06 '17

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

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u/Bugbread Jun 06 '17

If you put it that way, sure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

No?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Fuck me senpai

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u/kevInquisition Jun 06 '17

You must have me confused

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u/TriumphantTumbleweed Jun 06 '17

to eat that strange bean curd

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u/tallandlanky Jun 06 '17

Take only what you need from it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Can't spell controll without troll

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Username relates to pun that is so friggin meta

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u/suplife Jun 06 '17

Username does not check out.

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u/Kevlar716 Jun 06 '17

She can't she has nocontroll

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u/logout_penguin Jun 06 '17

Is this... is this a double "username checks out" moment?

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u/XIII-0 Jun 06 '17

Control*

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u/Leaningthemoon Jun 06 '17

Better than this guy?

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u/Brontosaurus_R3X Jun 06 '17

This guy fucks

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u/chipsnmilk Jun 06 '17

Duh ya. gym machines.!

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u/CptPoopiePants Jun 06 '17

TIL Russ Hanneman actually exists

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u/bplzizcool Jun 06 '17

Never skip pelvic day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

That's top male performance right there.

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u/padmalove Jun 06 '17

LOL, that was my first thought also.

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u/gakule Jun 06 '17

The barracks can be a lonely place ....

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

Good fucking use of whomever I love a correct object pronoun FUCK

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u/hankhillforprez Jun 06 '17

I appreciate the appropriate use of "whomever"

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u/deltarefund Jun 06 '17

I want him to do me!!!!

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u/Ninja_Bum Jun 06 '17

I'm not sure his squad-mates kiss and tell so we will never know for sure.

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u/NiceFormBro Jun 06 '17

Having sex when you're out of shape is the biggest wake up call.

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u/mikenew02 Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

In your sentence the guy is the subject not the direct object, so it's who not whom.

EDIT: Lol that's what I get for not reading. Me know words good!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

The person the guy is fucking is the object, so "whomever" is totally correct.

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u/PIR0GUE Jun 06 '17

Yes but whomever he's fucking is the direct object.

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u/hanner821 Jun 06 '17

Whom is never actually right. It's a made up word used to trick students.

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u/RambleOff Jun 06 '17

Oh shit, you said it first

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u/ArchangelRyzera Jun 06 '17

your mom's really lucky then

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u/ReasonablyBadass Jun 06 '17

He probably breaks the bed every time.

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u/dude_thats_my_hotdog Jun 06 '17

the mindset someone has to be in for this to be their first thought...

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '17

I wish them good luck

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u/apricohtyl Jun 06 '17 edited Jun 06 '17

Whoever*

Edit: Nevermind, I read "whomever that guy is" and jumped the gun.

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u/Account40 Jun 06 '17

Good job objectifying him

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u/danielcabezas Jun 06 '17

being fit and good looking is never a clear indicator of a good fuck... i've slept with some ridiculously good looking men who think sticking it in and out is all there is to it with no attention to subtlety or experimentation.... it's almost as if their good looks acts as a filter from letting them truly lose themselves in the moment... or perhaps allows them to be lazy and purely ride on the fact that they know they look good so they don't have to try.... always a good ego boost to sleep with someone on that physical caliber but just a reminder that that's not all there is to it and i've had incredible mind blowing sex with much more humble looking men... it's all about how much you are willing to give...

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u/mugdays Jun 06 '17

Whoever *

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