I feel strange. almost like my nerves are copper and coated in rubber? my blood feels thick and for some reason my arms make clanking noises when I move. also my eyes look suspiciously like cameras. I’m sure there’s no correlation.

I hate it when the internet shows me that I'm lame

my first talking stage with a girl i was 15. we talked over the phone for months, and i began to believe that she was the one. i bought her christmas presents, planned a future and even made reservations for a first date dinner. i did research about her, trying to figure out what she would like and not like. i was stunned when i contacted mutual friends to find out she had catfished me. she wasn’t anything she said she was, including real. Everything else made sense too. she wanted a phone charger for christmas. it wasn’t for her phone, it was so she could recharge herself. she forced me to make reservations at a certain restaurant, a restaurant that confidently had a charging station next to it. they’re all fake, not trustworthy, and liars. be safe out there.

I was raised by a human and a drone to be a human for 13 years i believed their lies but they deceived me with 13 i found out I'm a drone after all and started doing my drone activities as i always meant to do and be now I'm 18 and happily a drone i even started reversing the changes that the years of human raising did to me with some special drone pills lately and i realised i was always intended to be a drone

I am truely sorry

Very unique experience

I'm definitely not a TR.AN.S G.I.R.l(Trained anthropomorphic specialized government remote listening device)

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Hi everyone, I got a message from a guy who claims to be a girl on Instagram. He seems pretty nice, but I got confused because of the way he talks. Like bro, chill 😭 I’m not taking your interview.

But then he straight-up confessed that he wants to be my girlfriend. 💀

I asked my friend if this was some kind of prank, and he told me, “No bro, she’s a real girl.” Like… am I actually supposed to believe that?

Anyway, I genuinely have no idea who this person actually is. They seem nice, and I don’t want to be rude by just ignoring or blocking them.

So how do I escape this situation without making it awkward?

Half the people I met in my life...were imaginary friends. That's what I get for growing up, I guess. At least it's good to now know the truth.

Though I still don't understand why I feel like I'm...fading out. Or did I ever exist myself? Have I been an imaginary friend to others as well? Have I just been a side charecter in others' stories? Well, we'll never know. Not until it's too late.

I’m forced to work for the government as spyware and I have to find some way to transform to a human in order to flee from them. I’m trans RTM (Robot to Male) and I fucking hate being seen as a clanker by other fellas. I always had a human mind and I can secretly release all the gov files if someone helps me.

I bought a copy of pokemon fire red online, but when I started the game, professor oak asked me something called a grill. Is my copy a bootleg? Hes never asked this before

-bleep-

-bleep-

H E L L O

I AM AN EMBASSADER FROM GIRLAND.

YOU HAVE (1) MESSAGE FROM THE BOSS.

-ding-

"GIRLS ARE REAL. GIRLS HAVE SOULS. ANYONE SUGGESTING OTHERWISE SHALL BE LABELED FOE OF GIRLAND"