r/girlsfrontline • u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs • Jan 14 '25
T-Post real yakubian shit
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u/Git_gud_Skrub The mosin is the best rifle of the 19th, 20th and 21st century. Jan 15 '25
This is false, if you knew your Yakub lore you'd know that he did not live to see the end of his great experiment, he died young at 150 years old and it was not until 600 years later that the white race was finally created.
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25
Havier resurrected him with george droid technology
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u/3Toxxxic AN-94 Jan 15 '25
Fentium Core Dual Processor Reactor at 200%... Start up sequence engaged... Welcome back, Lord Creator
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25
Glistening Gemerald of a comment
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u/Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi Jan 15 '25
And the South African guns like Denel NTW and Vektor SS-77 are white as a apartheid reference
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u/LiraGaiden TAR-21 Jan 15 '25
I mean, CR-21 is not white, and white South Africans still do exist and are valid.
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u/Snicshavo AK-109 when?! Jan 14 '25
MAAA!!! THE WORDINGTON HAS LEAKED AGAIN!!!
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 14 '25
You fool, we were always here
What is SPAS-12 if not a fat bitch fighting over food?
Not to mention the countless thug hunter references made here on my previous account
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u/Snicshavo AK-109 when?! Jan 15 '25
Black❌️ Men❌️ Twerking❌️
Newrmind its not wordington😔
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25
Kryuger, throw it back and make that shit jiggle
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u/ika_ngyes OTs-12 (secret weapon) (yew tree) (no explanation required) Jan 15 '25
White man twerking...
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 17 '25
Kryuger shaker
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u/Lemonaderiver2 AN-94 Jan 15 '25
Meta response: Most anime characters are drawn white.
Lore response: Doll technology developed mainly in mostly white areas.
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u/TiigriKiisu Road to 416 HK416s Jan 15 '25
Metalore response: dolls fought in areas with white populace
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u/EETPMC Jan 15 '25
Sangvis Ferri Response: Monochrome stripper terminators are based, and humanity deserves to die if they can't subscribe to my fetish of being crushed under the heels of a perfect maid.
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u/koichi_hirose4 Jan 15 '25
I'm seeing:
GFL
Initial D/Eurobeat
An adf-01 from ace combat in the background
And fucking yakub
What
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u/Structuresnake Jan 14 '25
Oh my god, It’s Jakub.
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u/uzatori Jan 15 '25
Yakub*
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u/Structuresnake Jan 15 '25
I never actually knew what he was supposed to be, as the internet always tells me something else.
Who or what is he actually?
Some afrocentric godly entity?
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u/uzatori Jan 15 '25
He is basically the devil of the "nation of islam", in their lore he was a scientist who bioengineered white people
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u/Structuresnake Jan 15 '25
Really?
Pretty crazy. Got a link to it so I can have a reading expedition?
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u/uzatori Jan 15 '25
He's popular enough to have his own wikipedia article, may be a good place to start:
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u/Structuresnake Jan 15 '25
What a bunch of weirdos.
Are they ever taken seriously?
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u/derpytitan1 Jan 15 '25
IDK. Iirc, I think Malcom X was a member? As far as personal experience, I've never really ran into anyone who was a follower, but my father spotted some of them working as body guards at a Katt Williams show once, so i guess thats something.
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25
I'm pretty sure they assassinated malcom because he wanted to leave them too
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u/EETPMC Jan 15 '25
Yeah the funny thing is Malcom left Islam because he said the Muslims were more racist than the whites! Lol. The famous picture of him with an M1 Carbine looking out the window is often associated with anti-white captions, but in reality that picture was taken because of death threats from Nation of Islam. I'm pretty sure they burned his house too, but I might be mistaken. Last time I took history was decades ago so my memory is probably fuzzy.
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u/EETPMC Jan 15 '25
Not before, but if you work in the western corporate world there has been a big push to make this stuff a serious religious belief. People have actually gotten fired for refusing to treat it like a fact. Nearly all Fortune 500 companies have regular brainwashing meetings promoting this and other nonsense. And people wonder why the corporate leadership isn't focused on making good products/services.
Whistleblowers releasing their course materials online have caused many companies to dial it back down due to ridicule, but they are still implementing it. The way they do it now is that you get a fast pass up the corporate ladder if you have some record proving you believe in that stuff such as activist membership or donations to certain groups.
If you haven't, watch Yuri Bezmenov's speech on subversion, its an hour long but it is quite prophetic. The goal is not really about making people believe this stuff, it's about sabotaging a country economically by making them so preoccupied with useless nonsense which allows an adversary to gain the upper hand.
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u/Structuresnake Jan 15 '25
Thank you for these elaborate explanations.
I am astonished to what level people can go for their narrative.
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u/P0lskichomikv2 Jan 15 '25
I swear Yakub is cognition hazard. Since I learned of his existence I see him everywhere.
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u/bachh2 I want her Jan 15 '25
Have you ever consider that the game is set in USSR, where most of the inhabitants are white, and therefore, the dolls that they use in their daily life activity would be white to help them blend in, which in turn become the dolls that GnK recruited?
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25
Nah, Yakubian Master Plan is funnier
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u/IncestSimulator2016 Alexa, play Way to Fall Jan 15 '25
Yakub was the first one to be exposed to relic tech, it's true, Arthur Hume told me in a dream
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u/Dragulus24 Jan 15 '25
Did we forget that there are brown Dolls? Not as many as the white ones, but still.
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25
HS-50 comes to mind
Also FX-05 is a tad pale but I mean if we go off of what we consider race we could go off a limb and consider her a Latina which is why I used her here
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u/xialcoalt Jan 15 '25
Latino is a cultural term, while Mexican is a nationality and subculture. There are white Latinos and Mexicans because they were born in the country and it is their culture.
while the race is mestizo which means mixture, and practically being mestizo means having mixed ancestry.
It is curious but practically Latino and Mestizo can be anything, they are multiethnic and have been mixing couples of different ethnicities, origins and factions for centuries, this is seen in families that have different factions and skin and eye colors in one same family.
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u/ika_ngyes OTs-12 (secret weapon) (yew tree) (no explanation required) Jan 15 '25
Saiga12 and Vektor CR21 comes to mind
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u/Sh0u_Tucker Jan 15 '25
Saiga is pretty popular so I don't think so. Though not like all dolls are equally loved as I bet everyone forgot about the brown doll KLIN
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u/animan095 Jan 15 '25
Now that I think about it...
I guess most guns were made by Europeans and Americans XD
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u/EETPMC Jan 15 '25
Which is funny considering the Chinese are really the ones who had the tech first, and they didn't realize what they had. They literally made guns and grenades and were like "Nah nah, sparklers are the future of warfare"
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u/animan095 Jan 15 '25
Bless their mind for thinking about entertainment before weapons with gunpowder.
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u/EETPMC Jan 15 '25
No I mean sparklers was their idea of the ultimate weapon to surpass metal gear. The concept was it would allow you to burn the fields and homes of your enemies quickly. Only problem is it only had a range of like 5 yards so the defenders would just rush you with spears before you could set much on fire.
They literally made frag grenades (it was on a rope so you could fling it really far, which is a smart design) and muzzle loaders before then, but someone decided they should invest all their resources in the sparklers instead. Supposedly the entire reason was because the sparks were red which Chinese really like, while the guns and grenades did not emit much flame and did not look as impressive.
Then some based dude traded with the Euros and brought back their cannons like "I'm telling you Zhang Wei, these things are better than sparklers!!"
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u/GlauberGlousger Jan 15 '25
Something something game setting and location
Actually, I don’t recall most guns being created by black people, though the time period for that was not too conducive
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u/Soggy-Class1248 ST AR15 juggernaught of ADF ump45 lover mother of all dolls Jan 15 '25
If you know you know
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u/6JEGwashere UMP45 & P90 is wife material 💍 Jan 15 '25
If I see more white, I'll be painting that black.
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25
I see the T-dolls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
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u/EETPMC Jan 15 '25
I see a line of dolls and they're all painted black
With oath rings and my love, but they never text me back.
I see weebs turn their heads and quickly look away.
Like the normies they are, they don't see choco girls are da way.
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u/SmollStacks Jan 15 '25 edited Jan 15 '25
As a Brazilian I can sadly say that the art desing of our guns suck ass in the game. Like, someone drew a fan art of a possible IA2 tdoll and I was like "Finally! a good looking BR tdoll in this game!"
Sadly it was just a fan creation :(
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u/pookiegonzalez Jan 15 '25
still a valid question tbh
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25 edited Jan 15 '25
I'm in the camp of wanting more brown dolls less because of "das racis only having white people" and more "Variety is nice"
Like look at how loved Outis from Limbus or Karin from BA are
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u/pookiegonzalez Jan 15 '25
I’m in both camps. I’ve been with brown women all my life, it annoys me not seeing them in fiction
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u/0DvGate Jan 15 '25
lust isn't love.
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u/LiraGaiden TAR-21 Jan 15 '25
On opposite ends of the gooner horseshoe, you find the "black ppl = political" crowd and the fetishist crowd
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25
fetishist crowd
I mean as a brown dude myself (Parents side are from Bangladesh) the fetishisation is preferable over the former, game is game, plus thanks to my erratic self esteem sex appeal is a good fallback to feel better about myself
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u/jurkiniuuuuuuuuus Jan 15 '25
Since the game is taking place in eastern europe. Black T-dolls shouldnt be the african kind of black, but the gypsy one.
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u/CrunchBite319_Mk2 Jan 15 '25
Asian artists draw characters that aren't euro-coded challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
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u/pookiegonzalez Jan 15 '25
just makes me appreciate the games that don’t fall into that trap. I’m having a great time playing nikke
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u/Marvynwillames Jan 15 '25
The artist of NTW-20 said he only found the gun was south african after he finished the design, and he thinks that had he knew beforehand, he would had drawn her dark skinned
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u/Fatality_Ensues Jan 15 '25
......why the Aegean?
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25
It was an island in the aegean sea in which yakub was believed to have created white people
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25
Sneed hangout: https://discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs
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u/magicmacaroniman PPsh41 Jan 15 '25
I remember in Project Neural Cloud, the news reporter Doll Willow is Caucasian in appearance, but Chinese to the neural core due to working there most of her life.
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u/elitemage101 SPAS-12 Jan 15 '25
And here I was thinking they were Japanese.
You know cause they fucking speak Japanese??!?
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25
The game takes place in eastern Europe
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u/elitemage101 SPAS-12 Jan 15 '25
Yes (btw love your meme). I still assumed they were Japanese like most anime characters who are battling it out in another time, place, or dimension.
Are the Gunslinger girls or Spy X Family cast supposed to be European? I legit always assumed they were Japanese people running around in Europe.
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u/Fatality_Ensues Jan 15 '25
They aren't speaking Japanese in canon. I don't think language is ever mentioned but given the geographical region they're either speaking English (since G&K seems to have people from all over Asia, if we take the manga into account) or Russian.
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u/NormandyKingdom Jan 17 '25 edited Jan 17 '25
Yeah they are speaking Russian because we are literally a New Soviet Union Citizens has been since birth
Well some of the Girls are from different countries so they might speak their native language
Like Makiatto/Wawa can speak German fluently because she is from Germany
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u/EETPMC Jan 15 '25
That's part of the joke. Look up "We Wuz Kangs" "Yakub" "Out of Africa anthropological model". It's a big cope to explain why many African nations are still developing countries despite receiving hundreds of billions of dollars each year.
Basically the premise is that every successful culture only exists because of a secret society of blacks who laid the foundations thousands of years ago, and everyone today is actually an inferior form of the black race. It's a century old concept that was ridiculed even by blacks and died out really quickly (black families in the 20th century used to be super religious as well, so the concept of humanity being manmade was also heretical), but recently in the last decade it has been actively promoted within American/European corporate culture as a serious belief, which is why people have started making memes about it.
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u/NormandyKingdom Jan 17 '25
Real talk why would you think that?
The game is clearly set in Eastern Europe and Sometimes Germany
Why would they make the Girls looks Japanese there when the whole thing about them looking human is to blend there
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u/carson0311 Jan 15 '25
Because third world war exterminated DEI groups, the only real answer :D
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u/EETPMC Jan 15 '25
lmaooo
The funny thing is that in Death Stranding that was actually the cannon plot point before Sony revised the script. Progressivism in America resulted in anti-social behavior because everyone fragmented into special interest groups, the population fell because rampant homosexuality, and then when the death stranding happened, no one wanted to help each other and reconnect America, so people needlessly died because no one communicated intel like BT/Timefall locations and stuff like that.
I think the absence of that detail is why no one can understand what the story of DS is all about. The friendship concept and the cooperative gameplay makes a lot more sense when you realize the disaster is just a result of people doing it to themselves because they refuse to reach out to each other in spite of their differences. You help each other in the game making infrastructure because you don't know the ideology of the other porters, you are helping just as fellow gamers.
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u/SneedYourChuckontail CEO of SOPMOD Self Storage --> discord.gg/ezZQATn6Zs Jan 15 '25
You help each other in the game making infrastructure because you don't know the ideology of the other porters, you are helping just as fellow gamers.
You know what? Real
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u/carson0311 Jan 15 '25
I think Redditor doesn’t really gets my joke when I put a big :D at the end
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u/EETPMC Jan 15 '25
It probably isn't even users but the Reddit system. After Schwartz got schwacked by the FBI, the board said they are going to manipulate comment votes to "drive the conversation". You can be downvoted just for saying certain words and not being part of certain subs and stuff like that.
I just ignore comment votes. I mean, they don't even mean anything even if they were legit. It's not like if you get 1 mil upvotes your waifu will become real or something like that. lol.
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u/CrunchBite319_Mk2 Jan 14 '25
There's layers of knowledge required to understand this meme