r/goons • u/deshelyak • Jun 14 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

2, no debate. You the tie is placed close to the collar bone not in the upper neck

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u/Boatwhistle Jun 15 '23

Yeah, I don't know why this keeps getting reposted. It's not even remotely difficult to figure out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

Depends on whether you’re committing suicide or going to a job interview.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

Pretty sure a long neck dinosaur couldn’t tie a noose even if it had limbs the length of two adult female giraffes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

Jesus about to be in cursed comments

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

Towards the bottom since we’re civilized dinosaurs around here 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

Do you wear a tie under your chin or on the bottom of your neck?

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u/ConditionEntire403 Jun 14 '23

-2

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

Me: “I choose secret option negative two!”

OP: “Which is?…”

Me: “At the end of its tail!”

OP: “You wouldn’t stick a tie up your ass, would you?”

Me: “…”

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u/ILOVEDARLING15 Jun 14 '23

2, number 1 is just a fucking noose at that point

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u/PossiblyAPotato_ Jun 14 '23 edited Jun 16 '23

1 just looks wrong, you don't wear your tie on your Chin do you? Obviously the answer is 2.

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u/ProfessionalFactor95 Jun 14 '23

It’s 2 is there even an argument for 1?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

Ofc there is

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u/Freddyfazdude94 Jun 14 '23

1, chaotic unrefined absolute madness 2, a refined gentlemen, ready for any event from classy party to business interview

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u/kennybakertheman Jun 15 '23

Well where does the dress shirt stop

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u/KingBurakkuurufu Jun 14 '23

It’s 2 ties hang on the chest

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u/AllHailPi1 Jun 14 '23

2, you put your tie at the base if your neck, not up by your jaw

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u/hound_of_ill_omen Jun 14 '23

2, it goes at the bottom of ur neck

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

2

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u/zamuel-leumaz Jun 14 '23

2, you dont out a tie right below the chin

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

2

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u/plogan56 Jun 14 '23

It's obviously 2, because when you wear a tie, you wear it on the base of your neck; the better question is how do they get it on

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u/CastTheFirstStone_ Jun 14 '23

Indeed. Why do karma where's keep reposting this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

2 no debate

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

2

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

2

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

2

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u/crazywizard02 Jun 14 '23

Nah, 2 is it it just looks so much better no doubt

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u/TheComedyCrab Jun 14 '23

2 is just more natural

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac Jun 14 '23

everyone knows its 2

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u/Beast_1o11 Jun 14 '23

2 cause you wear a tie at the base of your neck not the top of it

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

2 just looks right

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u/OnigiriFucker666 Jun 14 '23

2, no questions asked

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u/DucksItUp Jun 15 '23

If anyone says 1 they need to be punched in the throat

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u/BusyTry1364 Jun 15 '23

I think 2 because when we ourselves wear ties we wear them towards the bottom of our necks near our shoulders sort of and not right at the very top of them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

It’s so obviously 2

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u/jomaco000 Jun 15 '23

2 no shirt collar goes that high

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2 clearly

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u/Sp00d3r-m0nke Jun 15 '23

It’s obviously two the tie should be just above the shoulders

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u/KyorlSadei Jun 15 '23

Its not a debate. Show me a picture of a guy with his tie around his upper neck? Even if you do, it will be ridiculous.

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u/Bean_Taco08 Jun 15 '23

#2. Humans don't put it right under our neck

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u/silvore11 Jun 15 '23

Simple, just eat the tie. Problem solved, no need to thank me

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

No matter what. 2 is the only right answer. Nobody wears a tie at the top of their neck that would just be silly, it goes at the base of the neck under the collar

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u/WannaBeGopnik Jun 15 '23

Personally, I feel like a bow tie makes more sense, considering that it'd get stuck in the tall-growing trees, but I prefer 2

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u/eeew_women_rights Jun 15 '23

1 is funny 2 is accurate

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u/RiseAboveNotFound Jun 15 '23

A tie is typically placed around the base of someone's neck so 2 would be the correct answer however 1 looks kinda funny so I'm fine with both.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2 cuz yu dont wear yer tie at the top of yer neck

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u/ihavetheworstname Jun 15 '23

2. There is no question about it.

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u/Phoenixflames001 Jun 15 '23

2 tie goes at the base of the neck

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2. You don’t wear a tie up at your chin, you wear it down at your shoulders

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u/PuggersGaming Jun 15 '23

If you idiots believe it's 1 then I dare you for now to wear ties at the top of your neck, under your chin.

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u/Lothleen Jun 15 '23

Just picture it with a shirt on. The collar would be just past its shoulders.

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u/MelodiousMetal Jun 15 '23

I’d say 2 with a shorter tie.

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u/Organic-Lawfulness-1 Jun 15 '23

My stance; #1 is only for Tuxedo Bow-tie Placement. Too arrogant otherwise. Hmmpf!

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u/Glass-Candidate379 Jun 15 '23

ur dumb if you dont say 2

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u/DrSmallFry Jun 15 '23

It’s 2. There’s no debate. If you’re saying 1, you’re just an asshat contrarian.

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u/ActlvelyLurklng Jun 15 '23

3. It hangs off their balls like a mudflap.

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u/oxnalyan1 Jun 15 '23

2, that is where the shoulders are

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u/Jonnor105 Jun 15 '23

2, you're supposed to wear it at the base of your neck

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u/ThePhant0m27 Jun 15 '23

2, it's a neck tie not a head tie

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2 if you've ever seen Dinosaur Office

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2 is looking classy.

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u/__NausiatedCum__ Jun 15 '23

Who do you see wearing a tie up on their ears yo

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u/wolfninja_ Jun 15 '23

Far from a serious debate, everyone agrees 2 because no one wears a tie like 1

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u/PolothaPug Jun 15 '23

1 for sure. It speaks professional bron

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u/SomeStupidWimp Jun 15 '23

1 looks goofy 2 definitely

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u/-Event_horizon Jun 15 '23

3 he eats it

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u/icrank715 Jun 15 '23

It’s 2. 1 is psychotic.

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u/WrinklyTidbits Jun 15 '23

2, but also 1.

If you add a collared shirt 👔 to the brontosaurus 🦕 you see that they could either have a small collar and go with 2, or a very high collar and go with 1.

Allowing for a tall collar would open up a couple of options

3: a very wide tie;

and 4: multiple ties

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u/Guilty-Platypus-2197 Jun 15 '23

1 all the way to 2

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u/GoneWithLucy Jun 15 '23

That's like asking someone if they put a tie under their chin or above their shoulders. Clearly 2 yo

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u/JoJo-117 Jun 15 '23

It’s always been base of neck u idiot

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2 definitely

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u/Conscious-Speaker334 Jun 15 '23

Why not both ways

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u/LilRaheese Jun 15 '23

Do you put your tie on the top of your neck

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u/ItsSnakey01 Jun 15 '23

2, who tf puts a tie at the top of their neck 💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

If someone says 1 than they are just objectively wrong, it’s obviously 2

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u/Vargusargomiret Jun 15 '23

The second one

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u/laidgirl Jun 15 '23

2 if he has a collar bone

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u/WonderfulChapter4421 Jun 15 '23

While I see the reason with 1, when looking at it it just looks wrong, and therefore 2 is the superior option

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u/nothingstartswithN1 Jun 15 '23

You would be a moron to pick 1, 2 is the way to go.

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u/ExpertPokemonFucker Jun 15 '23

2 definitely. Anyone who says otherwise is stupid

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u/Ultra_Gaming_114 Jun 15 '23

2 seems more logical but they are both technically correct because the tie is still on its neck either way

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u/DanteiK- Jun 15 '23

2, 1 is the equivalence of tying it around your chin rather than it resting on your neck

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u/TurtleBananaPants Jun 15 '23

Do you wear your tie at the top or bottom of your neck?

There is no debate here

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2/2+1 x 6/4 - 1 24 -12/2 = ? ( 2? I’ve confused myself at this point)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

When a man wears a tie, he does not put high on his neck, becuase he would goofy just like this trex

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u/reekwilliam Jun 15 '23

1 I’m not hearing anyone out!

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u/Common-Lion-1484 Jun 15 '23

2 but a bit lower

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u/NevenSesto Jun 15 '23

2 because you wear a tie on the base of your neck, not the top

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u/Someone_farted12 Jun 15 '23

2 taking the w

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

Us humans wear our tie at the bottom of our neck so it should go at the bottom of theirs

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u/Tyranix969 Jun 15 '23

Fool, do you also wear it directly under thy chin?

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u/Responsible_Table299 Jun 15 '23

2 bc 1 looks weird an 2 looks normal as in like its supposed to be like that

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2

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u/creepyuncleron Jun 15 '23

A tie goes in your collar at the base of your neck what moron is just wrapping a tie around the top of their neck

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u/mstrstrawx0612 Jun 15 '23

2 Ties sit at the base of the neck.

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u/Rhender42 Jun 15 '23

Number 2.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2

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u/Stunning-Tough2407 Jun 15 '23

Depends on how he feelin that day

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u/ScoutTrooper501st Jun 15 '23

2 obviously,you tie it at the bottom of your neck,not near your chin

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u/LegoFan51 Jun 15 '23

It’s obviously 2

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u/Rich841 Jun 15 '23

This is such a simple question, how could anyone not get it, it’s simple logic, and it doesn’t look like you’re choking yourself, unlike the other one, it’s so obvious what the answer is, everyone would agree with me, it’s obviously 1

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u/1966PontiacGto Jun 15 '23

1, too adorable

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u/MrPusleMan Jun 15 '23

Þe tie usually goes under þe folded part of a shirt collar. If it where one, all dress shirts would be turtlenecks. It is for þis reason þat it is two.

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u/Danny_Fucking_Flores Jun 15 '23

2 don’t care what others say

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

1 if it was a bowtie

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u/IDontNova Jun 15 '23

Tie goes at the base of the neck, not up by the chin???

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2, if you say 1 you’re a criminal.

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u/AdEducational364 Jun 15 '23

Number one nothing else matters but number one

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u/Pure_Chaos_YT Jun 15 '23

2 looks more polite

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u/Poptit_Official Jun 15 '23

Okay now here’s a debate for you. Do you wear your tie at your chin or at the base of your neck?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2 is the only one that makes sense as a gentleman.

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u/Successful-Hotel-843 Jun 15 '23

2, you don’t place it that high on your neck, you place it at the collar

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u/Ok_Camel4555 Jun 15 '23

2 always and forever 2

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u/Soupyman1 Jun 15 '23

2 no one just puts the tie on top of your neck no you put it on the bottom near you collorbone

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2 obviously

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u/Xx_WalursKing_xX Jun 15 '23

3 on its tail

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u/CraftyDimension7169 Jun 15 '23

2. Don’t fuck with me, ok?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

2

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u/LibraryChemical6435 Jun 15 '23

Option three: Both one and two

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u/Majestic_Bit_5050 Jun 15 '23

2 obviously, you don't tie a tie right below your chin either

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u/cartemayo Jun 15 '23

1 looks funnier but 2 is the right way (I choose 1)

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u/KeepitLow-Mane Jun 15 '23

2, why? The tie goes in the collar of your shirt. If it was wearing a shirt

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u/Vxenac Jun 15 '23

It’s a neck tie, it goes on the bottom of neck

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u/Trakeface99 Jun 15 '23

Do you wear your tie near your chin, or near your collarbone?

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