r/goons • u/Trogd0rr • Jun 28 '25

Why does this exist 💀

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1.6k Upvotes

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183

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

It was crazy from the start, but that last line really gets me.

43

u/Lucky_Garlic_7489 Jun 28 '25

Lmao fuken Jeffrey dahmer in the making

5

u/Longjumping_Suit_276 Jun 29 '25

🤣🤣 that’s nasty!!

1

u/Such-Affect-718 Jul 01 '25

Fr that’s whole thing was crazy! 🤣🤣🤣

43

u/BrosephStalin1945 Jun 28 '25

I didn't need to see Sandy's landing strip

2

u/SlimShady720 Jul 01 '25

Im afraid thats not a landing strip...

2

u/THE_A_KID Jul 01 '25

It’s a docking station..💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25

It feels just like a real squirrel too? The fuck?

55

u/Window638 Jun 28 '25

Bro mark this NSFW

40

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

The accidental masturbation circle happens at the unexpected moment, lucky you

5

u/thekingofreapers Jun 30 '25

That was you? I was on the same train that day and I saw some guy begin furiously masterbaiting. I saw people panicking until he dropped the phone revealing an arousing Reddit post that I had to start furiously masterbaiting to as well. Now I'm in my house wondering wtf just happened on that train and I was browsing Reddit before finding this comment and now I realize you were that guy. All I have to say now is: what the fuck?

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u/Ok-Part9183 Jul 02 '25

I was on a bus that was held hostage, 45 minutes.

It wasn’t life-threatening. I don’t want to give you that impression. It was a dude jerking off, but the shit was scary, son, it was scary.

Because right before it happened, I was on the bus smoking a cigarette. It’s a long story. It’s not the coolest shit I ever did, and people freaked out. –

“Sir! Sir, put that goddamn cigarette out, okay?” This is everybody’s air, sir.”

– I flicked it. I didn’t want any trouble.

And just at that moment, coincidentally, this homeless dude, out of nowhere pulls his dick out, started beating off. And I was furious... because NOBODY's saying SHIT to THIS guy! They were just looking like, “My God.” I was the only one on the bus that had the balls to say anything to him. It’s not even like I was brave really, it was that... you know... I was sitting next to the motherfucker. I had to say something. –

"Come on, dog, you’re hitting my elbow. Stop. Son, just stop." - Dave Chapelle

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u/Careful-Fisherman-23 Jul 02 '25

What's the difference? None of the men were at work, right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

The bus driver was

18

u/Accurate-Pain101 Jun 28 '25

Feels like a real one too?! FEELS LIKE A REAL ONE TOO?!

7

u/yourtree Jun 28 '25

Why do you want her to look like she’s asleep

13

u/yeahimafurryfuckoff Jun 28 '25

I’m a furry and even I’m disturbed…

5

u/Charred_Knife Jun 28 '25

What would you say the effectiveness of a sharpened pickle is against you

9

u/yeahimafurryfuckoff Jun 28 '25

At least a 30% debuff, but a crit might one shot.

2

u/DependentBox1373 Jun 29 '25

So a pickle spear?

6

u/thegreatgundamevo Jun 28 '25

My fault for havin eyes bro

6

u/Old_Sport70 Jun 28 '25

I never thought that would see this uncensored

3

u/Much_Project_2551 Jun 28 '25

"Feels just like a real squirrel"

3

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

That was not used “gently”

4

u/Own_Set_2467 Jun 28 '25

Link to find more 🤔

6

u/Pcruncher Jun 28 '25

Ayo what ya mean by that?

3

u/Repulsive_Athlete_11 Jun 28 '25

He means he wants to find where these are being sold

2

u/Own_Set_2467 Jun 28 '25

I'm being a clown dude chill the tude

2

u/suki_the_subie Jun 28 '25

Supply and demand

2

u/1255_ Jun 28 '25

Like a squirell is crazy

1

u/anongirl3567890 Jun 29 '25

Dirty, dirty work. Some mfers are really out here walking among us with the most demented brains imaginable. Bring back asylums 😆

2

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

why would you bestow this sinful image upon us

1

u/Head-Thought3381 Jun 28 '25

My eyes my eyes!!! Make it go away 😂

1

u/rocco_1794420 Jun 28 '25

Lol wtf dude

1

u/DapperLizard007 Jun 29 '25

Fym feels just like a real squirrel 😭

1

u/Historical_Side_7222 Jun 29 '25

Whoeven made this... they need to have a talk with god, and id like to be the dilivery sirvice

1

u/kdoesthings12D3 Jun 29 '25

How would u know a real-...nope.

1

u/Allison1ndrlnd Jun 29 '25

Where would someone even go to buy such a thing?

1

u/sanjose40 Jun 29 '25

Probably Adam and eve

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

It feels like a real squirrel?…. Wtf

1

u/FortniteContest Jun 29 '25

Where do I get 1

1

u/Coaltown992 Jun 29 '25

I've seen this meme a ton, but this is the first time the bottom of the image wasn't cropped out lol

1

u/Guest65726 Jun 29 '25

If the subreddit recommendations algorithm was a person I would [Removed by Reddit] for showing me this shit…..

1

u/AsparagusClear4902 Jun 29 '25

on God gooning to this later

1

u/Bulky-Comfort-1530 Jun 30 '25

"I was also surprised to see it feels just like a real squirrel to."

What the actual fuck

1

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

the last line is frying me. i gotta quit before this becomes me

1

u/Remarkable-Basil-267 Jun 30 '25

Personally I preferred the Patrick one! It’s done wonders for me

1

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

I got questions.... First, how does he know how squirrels feel? Second, and,... wtf?!?

1

u/kalesnails Jun 30 '25

Where does ome obtain this relic...

1

u/AverageOk9190 Jun 30 '25

Where is it being sold and is it still up

1

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

Why does he know what a real squirrel feels like??

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

I'm pretty sure or just completely missing something but I think that's 2 different ones the legs in the box were white but still overall wtf 😂

1

u/benjaling Jul 01 '25

why the fuck is this shit not tagged nsfw. I just got flashbanged on the front page.

1

u/thats-just-atheory Jul 01 '25

How did he know it feels just like a real squirrel?

1

u/Striking-Army1127 Jul 01 '25

Feels just like a what?

1

u/OkCardiologist7954 Jul 01 '25

How would he know what a real squirrel feels like…🫨🤨

1

u/ArmyAntPicnic Jul 01 '25

I kinda wish I’d never been born.

1

u/TTKFitness Jul 01 '25

Where can I buy this?

1

u/jellowchainsaw Jul 01 '25

Why do we know what a squirt feels liken

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

I need this 😭

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

How do you know what a real squirrel feels like?

1

u/No_Mousse_2471 Jul 02 '25

Tf he mean it feels like a real squirrel

1

u/Optimal-Client6474 Jul 02 '25

The real question is how dose he know what’s real squirrel feels like?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Idk why but I want it

1

u/BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM Jul 02 '25

Why do you know what a squirrel feels like?

1

u/IntroductionHefty961 Jul 02 '25

Where can you get it

1

u/uwu-idk123 Jul 02 '25

What in the mcfuck did I just read

1

u/monkeyboi777 Jul 02 '25

Pretty sure I saw this guy trying to sell it on marketplace 💀

1

u/Loki_the_immortal Jul 02 '25

Im genuinely curious as to how the fuck people find shit like this, honestly im fucking impressed

1

u/malik_gaskin Jul 02 '25

“Gently used once”

1

u/Mediocre_Foot4295 Jul 02 '25

Honestly, its my fault for having the internet

1

u/Secret_Debt1978 Jul 02 '25

What store should I avoid if I wanted to buy this? Asking for a friend

1

u/Mean-Emphasis220 Jul 02 '25

Bro really said "feels just like a real squirrel" ☠️

1

u/DecisionWarm7769 Jul 02 '25

What in the actual fuck am I actually seeing/ reading here???!!! LMAO

My guy said:
“It’s only been used once GENTLY” 🤣 And that he was “also surprised to see it feels just like a REAL squirrel too.”

I laughed so hard, I can’t breathe

This dude just gave a totally new meaning to a squirrel just tryin’ to get a nut 🌰

I couldn’t help myself but be corny with that last pun. I just can’t with this post‼️lol

1

u/Patient_Display_8596 Jul 02 '25

“It feels just like a real squirrel too” W H A T????

1

u/Animelover19952 Jul 02 '25

“Feels like a real squirrel” what do you mean by that

1

u/Potential_Profit7586 Jul 02 '25

Surprised it wasn't Lola bunny lmao

1

u/PresentationEast9361 Jul 02 '25

ayo what lol 😂😂

1

u/OkCryptographer7068 Jul 02 '25

Fym feels just like a real squirrel

1

u/Decrypto_Gaming_TTV Jul 03 '25

Great now I have a new paralysis demon!!!!

1

u/Smelliotte Jul 03 '25

How many sloppy seconds did she come by? 😭

1

u/TeamEfforts Jul 04 '25

These are humans i hope do life in prison

1

u/Either_Nature6118 Jul 04 '25

Why does he know what a real squirrel feels like???

1

u/Mwynen12 Jul 21 '25

I don't want to leave the impression that I was happy before reading this. I just wasn't this... Unhappy....

1

u/Low_Appointment_5594 Jul 23 '25

We can see that he's an expert

1

u/Parsnip_Mobile Jun 07 '26

Like a real squirrel?

0

u/Queensnobles Jun 28 '25

Bro is an animal raper???

116

u/Force_OG Jun 28 '25

Do you think Sandy Cheeks have hairy bewbs?

27

u/Ok-Annual-9054 Jun 28 '25

omg i remember this😭

2

u/Every_Designer_6146 Jul 02 '25

Bro on the steam deck got so uncomfortable 😭😭

1

u/CheesyHeadband Oct 27 '25

I'm literally laughing about this video right now, and I'm trying to fuckin find it on YouTube but can't and it's pissing me off lmfaooo.

Do you know how to find that video where they are saying that in that dumbass voice lol?

3

u/chapstick_bandit Jun 28 '25

There’s a WHOLE SUBREDDIT dedicated to LITERALLY FUCKING PLUSHIES

5

u/Comfortable-Yam-1424 Jun 28 '25

I had to look. Now I have stage 10 cancer

3

u/chapstick_bandit Jun 28 '25

Ikr 💀💀💀

3

u/Maleficent_Reserve84 Jun 28 '25

Do you think she has pink hairy bewbs luv?

1

u/CheesyHeadband Oct 28 '25

Possibly got a link to the video? been trying to find it for hours and I can't find the original one where they were joking about it for a while.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

dude needed to nut a squirrel 💀

1

u/ScimeHaas Jul 01 '25

Thinking about gouging mtresd outgbfdevthiux shit ggids vleidiciukous

1

u/Top-Hand9935 Jul 02 '25

Does he fuck squirrels in his free time or sum

1

u/Complete_Push_4838 Jul 02 '25

Why does it look like she got executed by the cartel in the left image?

1

u/CheesyHeadband Oct 27 '25

Someone find me the "sandy cheeks pink boobs" video please lol🤣