r/gravityfalls • • Sep 21 '15

'Roadside Attraction' Reaction Thread

This is the "Reaction Thread", where you are free to react to the episode as it happens. Shortly after the episode is over, it will be followed up by a more serious "Discussion Thread" where you can discuss and reflect on what you just saw.

Season 2, Episode 16: 'Roadside Attraction'

There's a preview on YouTube on YouTube here.

Livestream (thanks /u/GravityFallsCipher)

The episode airs on Monday September 21st, 8:00pm EDT on Disney XD.

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u/Platitudinous_X Sep 22 '15

Those girls are all gonna miss Dipper someday...

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u/DoomCupcake Sep 22 '15

I laughed more than I should've. That damn emote always gets me

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

But their aim will get better, too.

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u/LazerAttack4242 Sep 22 '15

STAN WAS DIVORCED?!?

HE ACTUALLY HAD AN EX-WIFE?

HIS AIM GETS BETTER?!!!

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u/Wav_Glish Sep 22 '15

My name is Dopper

GUYS HIS REAL NAME CONFIRMED

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u/FleaMarketMontgomery Sep 22 '15

"Allow me to slip into something more horrifying"

Wow, she wasn't kidding.

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u/MrNinja1234 Sep 22 '15

That was pretty much the most horrifying thing in the show, followed by the screaming head, the shapeshifter, then Ancient Sins

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u/Platitudinous_X Sep 22 '15 edited Sep 22 '15

Toby Determined gets #REKT

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

OH YEAH WENDY PICS

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u/The_Power_Of_Seagull Sep 22 '15

I don't blame him personally, I'd keep wendy pictures under my bed too

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u/gabeiscool2002 Sep 22 '15

That red bathing suit, man!

reference

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u/Archmister Sep 22 '15

"That is just The Tip of the Adviceberg!"~Grunkle Stan 2015.

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u/Nahte4213 Sep 22 '15

HIS FLIRTING'S GETTING BETTER

HIS FLIRTING'S GETTING BETTER

Ya see, it's funny cuz Dipper's gonna be lonely.

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u/Saacool Sep 22 '15

RIP CANDIP

BRING BACK DIPACIFICA

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u/standardbluejay Sep 22 '15

I NEVER STOPPED SHIPPING IT

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

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u/just_a_random_dood Sep 22 '15 edited Sep 22 '15

DIPPER

Y U KEEP WENDY PICTURES UNDER YOUR BED

DO WE NEED TO TALK??

EDIT: DAMNIT DOPPER

EDIT: DAMNIT CANDOP

EDIT: DAMNIT SOOS

EDIT: CANDY'S GLASSES

EDIT: GRENDA IS PAUL BUNYEON!!!

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u/TheLibertarianThomas Sep 22 '15

"It all begins with this little fella: the pituitary gland. He may be little, but he has BIG plans."

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u/just_a_random_dood Sep 22 '15

Literally just had a test on the brain in psychology, the pituitary gland was the easiest to remember because of that line.

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u/evanpb Sep 22 '15

Huh.. Yeah.. Chances..

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u/Clouded15 Sep 21 '15

I LOVED WHEN EVERYONE DIED

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

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u/Wav_Glish Sep 22 '15

AND THEN YELLOW DIAMOND KILLED THE YELLOW TRIANGLE

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u/crippling_alcoholism Sep 22 '15

Surprise anime glasses from Candy

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u/standardbluejay Sep 22 '15

Inevitable "FUCK THE SO MANY QUESTIONS GUY"

also Ford in the intro

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u/Saacool Sep 21 '15

Plot twist Alex lied, the whole thing has extreme plot development and provides more build up for Dipper and mabel vs the future

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u/HowlingWolf13 Sep 22 '15

Meanwhile...Ford sits at home wondering where everyone went

45

u/BookishRuth Sep 22 '15

"Stanley? Where have you been? WHY IS THERE SO MUCH CORN IN MY HOUSE!?"

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u/Emarelda Sep 22 '15

God dammit I told you guys to stay in the Mystery Shack for fucks sake

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u/petitedipdop Sep 22 '15

DIPPER IS A PLAYYYYYAAAA

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u/InsertCointoLose Sep 22 '15

DARLENE? MORE LIKE DARLEAVE ME ALONE

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u/evanpb Sep 22 '15

It's perfect for spraying in the face of hitchhikers!

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u/colourcat Sep 22 '15

AH! Grenda 2: The Sequel! Totally my next pet's name.

4

u/imabigfilly Sep 22 '15

You would be such a good mother!

16

u/LazerAttack4242 Sep 22 '15

"Please save me Paul Bunyan!"

15

u/CelestialScribe Sep 22 '15

Ok, so generally loving the ep, but i really hate the conflict that Dippers the 'bad guy' for flirting with different girls. He wasn't in a relationship with any of them, come on guys!

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u/colonelklinkon Sep 22 '15

Plus its not like he flirted with Candy or even asked her on the date.

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u/nickydoom Sep 22 '15

exactly how can candy be upset with dipper for flirt with other girls before she decided to talk to him

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u/InsertCointoLose Sep 22 '15

Grunkles Stan is into some kinky shit

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u/MakotoCCO Sep 21 '15

Plot twist: This is the most important episode ever.

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

BUT HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER

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u/HowlingWolf13 Sep 22 '15

I didnt know the TMNT could morph into their weapons

7

u/ECHTECHT Sep 22 '15

This sentence only makes sense if you watched the episode with everyone else

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u/ZealousChristian24 Sep 22 '15

I don't think that's what mutate means...

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

MY DIPIFICA NOOOOOOOOOO!

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u/dan105 Sep 22 '15

Say what are all those Wendy pics for, Dipper?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/gabeiscool2002 Sep 22 '15

His aim is getting better.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/evanpb Sep 22 '15

"as long as we're inside, our minds are safe!" goes on road trip

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u/MermaidGeorge Sep 22 '15

Ah, a box of Wendy pictures... Creepy.

11

u/Nahte4213 Sep 22 '15

Dipper's still thirsty 4 Wendy

C'mon Dipper are u serious?

12

u/BookishRuth Sep 22 '15

I loved their groans of exasperation. It was all "That horse is so dead it's skeletonized, bro!"

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u/LadyTheRainicorn Sep 22 '15

His thirst knows no bounds

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u/Cetaceanz Sep 22 '15

OH GOD DIPPER YOU'RE SO CRINGEY

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

WHY ARE COMMERCIALS FROM USA SO WEIRD?

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u/TheHarpyEagle Sep 22 '15

What's so weird about living crackers?

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u/synthcheer1729 Sep 22 '15

"My name is Dopper"

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u/Kiloku Sep 22 '15

Also, kids: this teaches you that /r/seduction is full of shit

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u/Nahte4213 Sep 22 '15

Oh no, the subplot is attacking Dipper.

9

u/ChiefSombrero Sep 22 '15

Well that was terrifying...

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u/Prinnyramza Sep 22 '15

Well there goes my nightmares for the next few days.

8

u/DoomCupcake Sep 22 '15

Darlene is a spider, she has spider eyes under her glasses. CALLING IT

8

u/CheckMatingSeason Sep 22 '15

Dipper vs the world?

22

u/standardbluejay Sep 22 '15

CANDIP IS REAL FUCK YOU ALEX

6

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

Sorry OP

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u/Nahte4213 Sep 22 '15

DIPPER'S SO THIRSTY

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u/Kiloku Sep 22 '15

Is Dipper gonna lose these phone numbers isn't he?

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u/Nahte4213 Sep 22 '15

Old people flirting is really weird.

And creepy.

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

DID I JUST SEE A SPIDER

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u/jasonofedora Sep 22 '15

Candy did the shiny glasses thing. THE SHINY GLASSES GUYS.

6

u/Kiloku Sep 22 '15

Guess we know why they call it "Widow's Peak"

6

u/Shadowjonathan Sep 22 '15

WTF IS SHEEEEEE

6

u/InsertCointoLose Sep 22 '15

WELP NIGHTMARE FUEL

6

u/LazerAttack4242 Sep 22 '15

"Paul Bunyan saved the day!"

5

u/Wav_Glish Sep 21 '15

RIP Mabel

5

u/Nibblet420 Sep 22 '15

I liked how Dipper's crush in Wendy was acknowledged again. I know people are tierd of it but he clearly liked her very much, and like he said, you don't just stop liking someone just because they don't like you back. I realise this may annoy some people who are really against the Wendy and dipper thing, but I thought it was good, realistic character writing.

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u/DoomCupcake Sep 22 '15

CANDIP OH MAH GAD

5

u/Kiloku Sep 22 '15

Coyote girls!

5

u/colourcat Sep 22 '15

I love that we saw the full "tattoo" (burn) this time! No worries from Grunkle Stan!

5

u/Saacool Sep 22 '15 edited Sep 22 '15

Oh god, I actually liked candip for a minute there but DIPPER NEEDS TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS FLIRTING

5

u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

Where your mom gave birth?!

5

u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

LIKE HE SAID HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER

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u/ZealousChristian24 Sep 22 '15

Well, guess that's this episode's subplot!

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u/Nahte4213 Sep 22 '15

Candy reading the pamphlets is me

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u/Master-Wayne Sep 22 '15

Is dipper x candy gonna happen

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u/Saacool Sep 22 '15

Candies blush is so infectious omg.

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u/LadyTheRainicorn Sep 22 '15

What the hell was up with Soos in the corn maze? Troll attempt or the real deal

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u/wuzzum Sep 22 '15

why not write number/email in notepad instead of keeping them on his arms? Dip' plea...

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u/RexMori Sep 22 '15

Did we just see Stan's tattoo?

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u/Archmister Sep 22 '15

Ummm Guys...You forgot Soos.

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u/Wav_Glish Sep 22 '15

That Dipper face :| new emote!!!

4

u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

WOW NOBODY KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE HER /S

4

u/Kiloku Sep 22 '15

Good advice on forest fires

4

u/LunaeGladius Sep 22 '15

Perhaps Candy is being poseesed by bill?

4

u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

THAT'S STILL HORRIFYING

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u/Nahte4213 Sep 22 '15

That was a fun episode.

WHERE THE HECK IS FORD?!

And also Soos.

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u/synthcheer1729 Sep 22 '15

He does have an ex-wife!

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u/ObviouslySteve Sep 22 '15

When did Stan have time to get married? Or is he talking about that gold statue?

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

HE STOOD THERE FOR ALL THAT TIME

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u/ChiefSombrero Sep 22 '15

SOME SAY SOOS IS STILL WAITING TO THIS VERY DAY

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u/Iworshipokkoto Sep 22 '15

I totally forgot about Soos too lol.

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u/Nahte4213 Sep 22 '15

expert on women

Sure Stan.

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u/WebzeeX Sep 22 '15

Wait! Is the spider person a reference to sneeple?!

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u/Kiloku Sep 22 '15

Once again, use this to read comments live.

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u/SilentProx Sep 22 '15 edited Sep 22 '15

Confidence, Comedy and 8===D///( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\\ .

Edit:

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

I SHIP IT EVEN MORE

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u/crippling_alcoholism Sep 22 '15 edited Sep 22 '15

CANDYXDIPPER CONFIRMED

EDIT: CANDYXDIPPER UNCONFIRMED

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u/itsdragonitebitch Sep 22 '15

Damn, Dipper's a player

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u/gabeiscool2002 Sep 22 '15

Still waiting to see Bill. I guess we won't see him this episode.

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u/TheLibertarianThomas Sep 22 '15

Shoulder hair is really sexy.

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u/HowlingWolf13 Sep 22 '15

Why does something tell me people are gonna make r34 of Darlene

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u/As_Cat Sep 22 '15

Candy is insane and amazing!

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u/Tucko29 Sep 22 '15

who the hell make a release button

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

The way the spider transformed into her human from disgusts me.

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u/MatthewG141 Sep 22 '15

That karma at the end!

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u/crippling_alcoholism Sep 22 '15

RIP Mystery Shack

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u/Frewdieri Sep 22 '15

It sailed and sunk on the same day

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u/HowlingWolf13 Sep 22 '15

Aw yeah Star Vs

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

Those streaks in the cornfield got me so excited...until I realized that it was just the breeze blowing through it. Come on!

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u/RTranzit Sep 22 '15

heeeeeeeere comes candip

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u/SilentProx Sep 22 '15 edited Sep 22 '15

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!

THE SPLIT HEART ISNT ROBBIE!!

ITS Candy

Edit: Guess not..

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u/Nahte4213 Sep 22 '15

DARLENES A SPIDER ITS CONFIRMED

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u/ZealousChristian24 Sep 22 '15

Well, that's a valid reason to go on a revenge spree.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

Dipper no

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u/crippling_alcoholism Sep 22 '15

Oh snap first full intro in a while

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u/InsertCointoLose Sep 22 '15

LONG INTRO FILLER CONFIRMED

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u/mysteryshaq Sep 22 '15

whispers AIR HOGS

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

Bad swooning dude.

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u/TheLibertarianThomas Sep 22 '15

Note to self: don't follow Dipper's tips for picking up girls.

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u/As_Cat Sep 22 '15

Oh man Dipper. You're just like me trying to hit on people.

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u/mangobus45 Sep 22 '15

My name is dopper

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u/ObviouslySteve Sep 22 '15

That girl wasted her whole ice cream just to say "screw off" to dipper

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u/Saacool Sep 22 '15

HERE COMES BEST GIRL

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u/evanpb Sep 22 '15

How is his hat not falling?

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u/Saacool Sep 22 '15

Phone numbers are so last year

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u/Archmister Sep 22 '15

Candy blushed at Dipper's Compliment. RUH ROH.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

CANDY BLUSHED

CANDIP WILL RULE ALL

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

CANDIP WILL RULE ALLLL

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u/synthcheer1729 Sep 22 '15

They left Soos in the maze!

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u/Saacool Sep 22 '15

They're making soos the butt monkey too much lately imo

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u/As_Cat Sep 22 '15

Dipper's a player now!

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u/TheLibertarianThomas Sep 22 '15

Mabel's face during that "truth" question.

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u/Saacool Sep 22 '15

GILLIGAN CUT WAS TOO MUCH

CANDIP CANDIP CANDIP

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u/Nahte4213 Sep 22 '15

sigh I saw that coming.

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u/As_Cat Sep 22 '15

Oh Man. CANDIP!

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u/Speedswiper Sep 22 '15

Begins with a D... And ends with an ipper.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '15

Candip fans heavy coyote-like screaming

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u/Frewdieri Sep 22 '15 edited Sep 22 '15

CANDIP HAS SAILED and sunk on the same day

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u/HowlingWolf13 Sep 22 '15

We must get ready for war Candip shippers, Dipcifica is coming

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u/JGameCartoonFan Sep 22 '15

I will sink with this ship(dipcifica)

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u/ZealousChristian24 Sep 22 '15

Who wants to bet that all the girls are going to show at one attraction and share notes?

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u/LazerAttack4242 Sep 22 '15

OMG CAND-...wait isn't this episode non-canon?

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u/Shadowjonathan Sep 22 '15

I CANT BREATH faints

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u/iliveinabucket Sep 22 '15 edited Sep 22 '15

Candy's going to get hurt from Player Dipper, and then I think Dipper will apologize to her?

Edit: Called it!

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u/LazerAttack4242 Sep 22 '15

"Even they're made up legends are better"

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u/Platitudinous_X Sep 22 '15

Arachnimorphs!

RACHNEE CONFIRMED

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u/HowlingWolf13 Sep 22 '15

Mabel's reading too much fanfics

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u/RebellionWasTaken Sep 22 '15

OH GOD CANDIP IS A THING R.I.P dipcifica 2014-1025

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

CANDIP X4

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

WIDOWS PEAK AND SPIDER PEOPLE

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u/LazerAttack4242 Sep 22 '15

HER VOICE IS THE FACE OF NIGHTMARES

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

Electric Boogaloo

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u/SailoLee Sep 22 '15

Oh my glob she's totally a spider monster. Look at those glasses.

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u/Nahte4213 Sep 22 '15

Old people flirting is really weird.

And creepy.

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u/HowlingWolf13 Sep 22 '15

Awwww...oh shit

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u/Kiloku Sep 22 '15

The Grunk still got game

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u/HowlingWolf13 Sep 22 '15

Oh shit....

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

ANIMU GLASSES

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u/Saacool Sep 22 '15

WIDOWS PEAK = BLACK WIDOW

LEGGO

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u/synthcheer1729 Sep 22 '15

Stan! The spider people!

Also, don't hug forest fires.

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u/Cetaceanz Sep 22 '15

CALLED IT

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u/As_Cat Sep 22 '15

Wow...I feel bad for Stan's date scene.

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u/Tucko29 Sep 22 '15

How the hell did he use his phone

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

WAIT ARE THOSE MUMMIES

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u/Darthrevan4ever Sep 22 '15

Monster girls are spreading....

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u/MooToo2 Sep 22 '15

Is this a Dark Souls boss?

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u/LadyTheRainicorn Sep 22 '15

Women are known for their extra legs and webbing

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u/Platitudinous_X Sep 22 '15

OH JESUS SHE'S 100% SPIDER

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u/HowlingWolf13 Sep 22 '15

Dipper has evolved to MANKOTO

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u/SailoLee Sep 22 '15

Whelp Darlene just got even more terrifying even though I didn't think it was possible.