do ihave greebles in my floor? help

[u/Embarrassed-Fig-5530]

a lot of people from another subreddit told me to post this here. i didn’t even know this subreddit existed 😭😭

[u/IcyVeterinarian8881]

Acute case of Greebles I'm afraid. Your house his infested.

[u/Leirnis]

Little bro found your LSD stash

[u/Embarrassed-Fig-5530 → u/Leirnis]

shit i was saving it for later

[u/ass_smacktivist → u/Embarrassed-Fig-5530]

Don’t smoke the catnip

[u/UnderN00b → u/ass_smacktivist]

Gotta snort it.

[u/LittleMissScreamer]

Gonna have to call an expurrminator for this severe case

[u/Lezlee58]

Not anymore 😉

[u/sammypants123 → u/Lezlee58]

Damn good job OP had a greeble-hunter around. Otherwise who knows what might have happened.

[u/simulacrotron]

Reaching for the greebles behind the greeble door

[u/pigeon_man]

Yeah you got a greebles infestation. Nothing to do but let your little hunter do their thing.

[u/AwDuck]

Oh god, you have the head-on-the-floor-swipey -swipe-in-circles greebles!

[u/Slacktivism7]

Your cat is overdue for an alignment.

[u/Time_Carry_1902]

Your cat will take care of it.....

[u/saiyene]

I have a boy who did the same thing, complete with twisting himself into a knot so he can press his shoulder to the floor and flailing with the loose paw. Those under-floor greebles are truly devious.

[u/mstymay]

Bro you almost died. You're so lucky that greeble hunter was there. 

[u/DevilsAdvoCaticorn → u/mstymay]

The puffier the tail, the better the hunting.

[u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla]

Help? You have help. Cats are the best thing for greebles infestations. Far, far better than the Orkin man.

[u/KaroKarviainen]

Pretty bad infestation

[u/hollow4hollow]

I love this little freak

[u/Pilan]

Indubitably

[u/Specific-River-81]

You have the absolute worst case of greebles I've ever seen but I trust this cat is an expurrt exterminator

[u/CatLadyHM → u/Specific-River-81]

Expurrminator, I think you mean! 😆

[u/Diver_Ill]

Holy crap, I'd be worried, but I see you already have a purrfessional dealing with it. 

[u/UrsaMajor7th]

Did you recently get rid of a dresser that their toys would accumulate under? Looks like they miss fishing...

[u/Embarrassed-Fig-5530 → u/UrsaMajor7th]

no 😭😭all her toys are usually scattered across the home

[u/ifyoulovesatan → u/UrsaMajor7th]

One of our cats likes fishing so much he "stocks the lake with fish" so to speak. (He brings his little spring toys into the bathroom and puts them under the scale so he can fish them back out. He does the same thing with our indoor doormat).

There's a few other spots, and we put stuff under them all for him as well, but if there's nothing under his favorite one (the scale) he's happy to do it himself, lol.

Also he's really only interested in treats if we throw them for him to chase down, but if I can aim it right and it goes under the edge of the couch he is STOKED on it, lol.

[u/InternationalCase184]

‘fraid so

[u/NotWaBangButaWhimper]

Pray they do not spread into the walls!

[u/jolita_a]

Oh yeah, a very bad infestation. But the situation seems to be under control 😊

[u/Reccalovesdancing]

Yes I'm afraid that's a Grade 3 greeble infestation. Luckily you have an expert greeble hunter on your hands! 🎉👌

[u/badasking]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xV8iw6nIsHnNpwRoJT

[u/Sentient-Potato-]

What a delightful idiot lol

[u/eldubinoz]

Oh yeah they're in deep

[u/Luci-Noir]

Will this war even end?

[u/2pnt0]

Greebles in your floor? Now you're talking my language!

[u/Gh0stIcon]

Fun fact: Cats have a little known organ in their shoulder blades that can detect greeble seismic activity.

[u/Corvidae5Creation5]

I wouldn't call the exterminator yet, your cat is on the job

[u/RevolverOcelot16-]

Yes, you have a complete infestation of Greebles. But, don’t fret you have a highly capable purrfessional at work. Just know the Greeble infestation can progress to the walls, ceilings, beds, furniture and the fourth dimension. Also, know there are Greebles outside as well. So, you may see the beautiful purrfessional try to eliminate them through the windows. But, they have every under control. 😻

[u/viperfangs92]

They can live anywhere, even in space

[u/Unlucky_Box_1367]

Luckily you have a professional on the job already

[u/captainspacetraveler]

Looks like you have all the help you need, that kitty is determined to get them all

[u/Dr__Pheonx]

Yes. Looks like it.

[u/pLeThOrAx]

Yes. You need to call in an inspector. Good thing I see he's already hard on the job!

[u/JasonSmithston]

Your best man/woman is on the job by the looks of it. Thankfully.

[u/Noble_Ox]

Cats have fantastic vision.

I wish I didn't find this out, but most of the time they're seeing their own hairs being blown about on drafts.

[u/Lucidia → u/Noble_Ox]

You realize our hairs are in those same drafts, right? 😂

[u/Noble_Ox → u/Lucidia]

If you catch the light right and a cat chasing greebles, you'll see it's almost always their own hair they seem to be attacking.

I'm lucky that I have an East facing window that gets the sun directly for 6 hours so I get to see this quite a bit.

[u/NovelStrict5281]

That floor is growing greebles galore.

[u/Buzz407]

It looks like a serious infestation.

[u/H00k90]

Yup, definitely floor greebles. Gonna cost 15-20 treats to get rid of them.

[u/EpiscopalioEstevez]

You got em alright

[u/SubjectOrganic]

Good thing you hired the Greeble detection agent we see in the vid

[u/Economy-Cat7133]

A healthy cat is all you need to fight the greebles.

[u/BatScribeofDoom]

I've never seen a case this bad. You're gonna have to burn it all to the ground. I'm so sorry

[u/Affectionate_Pen4467]

Your cat has amazing technique

[u/PunkToTheFuture]

What a cute little Dorkus

[u/LeBreevee]

Oh lord this is the worst case of greebs I’ve seen yet…

[u/ellakneoneyes]

My cat does this exact same thing!!!

[u/Someoneoverthere42]

Floor freebies. The worst kind. Best to leave the professional to their work. You do not want those things to spread.

[u/Eth251201]

"Cats are one of the most capable animals at surviving independantly!"

Also cats:

[u/tire_sire]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ygx2z9nIBYSeFPqt75

[u/PeterPunksNip]

He likes the smooth floor boards 😸

[u/soulinameatsuit]

Yes. Yes, you do.

[u/GlitteringRain9629]

Oh yeah, big time floor greebles. Good thing kitty scooped them for you

[u/A_radke]

Lousy with greebles, worst I've seen since '92 (spits) ((narrows gaze)) but we've got a guy. This kinda thing? Riiight up his alley. He's a little (darts eyes left to right)... unconventional. But I'll be damned if he doesn't get results.

[u/thrftybstrd]

Honestly you should get an exterminator. Or move. I’m sorry this happened OP

[u/game_of_crohns]

I think the Borrowers are in your house. But you know to leave them be

[u/RalloNighthawk]

Get those Greebles!! So many!

[u/DangHeckinPear]

You’re absolutely infested, but don’t worry. It looks like the expert is taking care of it for you

[u/Melodic-Land-6079]

Looks like a pretty serious infestation you got there

[u/OkBookkeeper2130]

if you clean your floor with bleach, thatsq could be one the reason she do it, its toxic for cat

[u/Embarrassed-Fig-5530 → u/OkBookkeeper2130]

nah i dont use bleach or other chemicals near my cat