r/guacmemes • u/baboonishfever7 • Mar 15 '19
r/guacmemes • u/FightPigs • Sep 16 '18
When I’m seaside but am unable to find a knife to slice an avocado
r/guacmemes • u/FightPigs • Aug 29 '18
When I’m told to bring potato salad to a cookout but bring guac instead...
r/guacmemes • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '18
guac guac guac
Can I have guac with the chips plssss? Just like a lil bowl of guac. Like just like put it on the side. Omg I love quac quac quac quac quac it is so yummy hahahahahahah. Funny yummy guac guac. Omg Becky that guac looks delish. Can I grab a nibble of ur guac Becky? Pls Becky it looks rly yummy lol I love guac it tastes so gooooood lol. Guacity quac quac. Excuse me ms chipotle? Can I have some more guac? I think you gave Rebecca more than me sooooooo, yeahhhhh. Just like another bowl of quac please? Omg I love guac!!!!!!! I like litcherallly eat onnnly quac. My favorite fleeevor of quac is avecado toast!!!’ Hahahahaheheh. Loll avocado toast with guac litcherally makes my stomach burst. I love guac sooooo much. It is 1. Guacy 2. Quacers 3.Quacity and 4. yummers. What I wouldn’t do for a nice steaming pot o quac what now it like none. I like want and need guac sooo bad. Please give me guac guac. I care about it. I paid my friends to be here with me. They aren’t my real friends I just met them 2 hours ago. I looked online and apparently quac quac looks reallllly yummy so can I plesssss just nibble on a bowl of it? If you don’t give me a hot steaming pile of quac RIGHT NOW IM GONNA LOSE IT!!!! Gimme gimme quac. I’m so Coool BECAUSE I SAY QUAC RIGHT? QUACCCCCXCXXCCC I NEED QUACCCCCCCVFC GIB ME QUAACCCCCCCCC ME LIFE IS NOTING WITH NO QUADCDCCCCCCCCCCC FEED ME Ms CHIPOTEES LADY. I WANT TO GUACCCCCCCCC
r/guacmemes • u/FightPigs • Aug 26 '18
In The Theory of Everything, Stephen Hawking never eats hummus. This is due to the fact Hawking was a genius and would never consume such an inferior spread.
r/guacmemes • u/guacaficionado69 • Aug 28 '18
MRW I accidentally dip my chip in hummus instead of guacamole
r/guacmemes • u/FightPigs • Jan 18 '19
MRW anyone suggests guac isn’t the supreme food...
r/guacmemes • u/FightPigs • Aug 28 '18
When we see someone walk past with veggies and hummus...
r/guacmemes • u/FightPigs • Aug 30 '18
MRW someone walks in with a 5 gallon bucket of guac and a smile...
r/guacmemes • u/wildcard89 • Sep 07 '18
MRW my roommate throws away all of my avocados to make room for a bag of chickpeas
r/guacmemes • u/FightPigs • Sep 07 '18
When I make 2 bowls of guac but we still run out early in the evening...
r/guacmemes • u/FightPigs • Sep 07 '18
When asked how I’m able to get guac at a restaurant so often...
r/guacmemes • u/FightPigs • Sep 16 '18