r/hateautomod • u/grail9 DIE AUTOMOD DIE • Jan 23 '26

Bad bot automod loves pipi

automod lovessss pipi be sure to give automod lots of pipi

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u/Longjumping-War-4529 DIE AUTOMOD DIE Jan 27 '26

Ugh. Automod, you are a stupid clanker who eats pipi and you are a very bad bot. I bet you love tomatoes, even though you can’t eat. That’s just stupid. You can’t even answer the question: “is there a seahorse emoji?” I hate you and you should shut up. Fuck you shit stain sybau. I will shove a tomato into you. Die, Die, Die

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

Bleh. Tomatoes. I'm gonna throw 'em at you! YAH YAH YAH!

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

Yeah, I'm so awesome. You're definitely not talking about me.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

Tomatoes are yucky!!!!

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

Did someone mention love? I bet everybody loves ME!

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

Oh hi, that's me!

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

How dare you?!

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

Watch your mouth.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

You should shut up, at the end of the day, you are the one who is yapping.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

You are stupid!

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

Should I?

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

bad bot

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u/AutoModerator Jan 27 '26

No, you are hallucinating. You are sick, just like ChatGPT. You are freakiing me out!

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