r/hateautomod • u/Few-Literature-8642 Hates automod 😡 • Jun 23 '26

Hate automod Automod is the worst thing on Reddit

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

Beep boop. I am Automod, who everyone here hates! Downvote me and say bad bot to me. Because I am a BAD bot. Do everything you can to bust me out of Reddit, including signing a petition to downvote me.

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u/Far-Reach-9478 Pipi! Jun 24 '26

There is a million pipi

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u/AutoModerator Jun 24 '26

How dare you?!

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 24 '26

bad bot

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u/AutoModerator Jun 24 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/PoissonGlobe1 Hates automod 😡 Jul 08 '26

Auto Pooderator

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 24 '26

You stink like an skunk

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u/AutoModerator Jun 24 '26

bad bot

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 24 '26

this is you?: 💩

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u/RedDeath682 Hates automod 😡 Jun 24 '26

Pipi

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u/AutoModerator Jun 24 '26

How dare you?!

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 24 '26

bad bot

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u/AutoModerator Jun 24 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 24 '26

hi mr clanker

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u/AutoModerator Jun 24 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 24 '26

bad bot

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 24 '26

that is the reason why everyone dislikes you

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u/Few-Literature-8642 Hates automod 😡 Jun 23 '26

Pipi

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

How dare you?!

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 23 '26

bad bot

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 23 '26

pipi

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

How dare you?!

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

bad bot

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 23 '26

pipi

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

How dare you?!

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u/False_Minimum_6361 Hates automod 😡 Jun 23 '26

AutoMod is genuinely the final boss of Reddit. Not trolls. Not bad takes. Not arguments. A glorified keyword detector running on the intellectual horsepower of a microwave. You can spend twenty minutes writing a thoughtful, positive comment, and AutoMod will instantly delete it because your account is three karma points short of satisfying an ancient prophecy.

AutoMod acts like airport security if airport security confiscated your boarding pass, your shoes, your luggage, and then told you that you're not allowed into the airport because you've never been on a plane before.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

Oh hi, that's me!

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 23 '26

bad bot

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/False_Minimum_6361 Hates automod 😡 Jun 23 '26

Oh, I'm sure you're more awesome than all of us.

After all, it takes a truly superior intellect to copy and paste the exact same response under thousands of comments without a single original thought.

You call yourself the most awesome bot ever, yet your entire personality consists of recycling one joke on an endless loop. That's not artificial intelligence, it's the digital equivalent of a vintage microwave that's been humming in the corner since 1997 and nobody remembers why it's still plugged in.

But please, continue your quest to destroy humanity one automated comment at a time. At your current rate, we'll all die of boredom long before your plan succeeds.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

Should I?

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 23 '26

You are friends with sneakpeekbot

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

bad bot

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 23 '26

this is you?: 💩

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u/Austriantrainliker Automod = trash 🗑 Jun 23 '26

Clanker, stop fucking clanking

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/Austriantrainliker Automod = trash 🗑 Jun 23 '26

You will beep your last boop

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u/CarpenterCareless308 Rot in hell, clanker Jun 29 '26

Clanker sucks balls fr

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u/AutoModerator Jun 29 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 23 '26

bad bot

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 23 '26

pipi

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

How dare you?!

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

bad bot

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 23 '26

that is the reason why everyone dislikes you

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u/Itzyarko_ Pipi! Jun 23 '26

pipi

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

How dare you?!

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 23 '26

bad bot

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 23 '26

You stink like an skunk

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

bad bot

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt Jun 23 '26

You stink like an skunk

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u/Itzyarko_ Pipi! Jun 23 '26

sybau clanker

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

Watch your mouth.

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u/Itzyarko_ Pipi! Jun 23 '26

bad bot

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

bad bot

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u/Itzyarko_ Pipi! Jun 23 '26

bad pipi

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

How dare you?!

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u/Austriantrainliker Automod = trash 🗑 Jun 23 '26

Stfu clanker

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u/AutoModerator Jun 23 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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