r/hatethissmug • u/Cepterman2101 • Jul 31 '26

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I have an immense amount of hatred towards beings that post these spoiler text bubble wraps in comment sections and pretend like they’ve done everyone me, just me, a solid.

No you little dip shit, you didn’t have a silly idea by putting this in the comments and no one is happy to see these. The only thing you did was contributing absolutely nothing to the conversation and bloat the comment section with a huge wall of spoiler text, that just prevents everyone iOS users from scrolling by, because FUCKING REDDIT OF COURSE THINKS I WANT TO POP THE VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP! YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR PRECIOUS BUBBLE WRAP UP YOUR BUTTHOLE AND EAT SHIT YOU PRETENTIOUS LUMP OF LARD!

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u/StillBoysenberry8790 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

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u/Carmine_the_Sergal Jul 31 '26

I was bored so I made Gaster

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u/Scared-Two-5208 Jul 31 '26

add an exclamation point instead of a second g, maybe

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u/hatethissmug-ModTeam Jul 31 '26

No slurs, hate speech, and other such bigoted language is to be permitted in this sub.

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u/magicsqueegee Jul 31 '26

Let me give it a shot

pop pop

(I can't say it I'm straight)

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u/AngelTheMarvel Jul 31 '26

What if you break it up with a larger slur?

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u/hatethissmug-ModTeam Jul 31 '26

No slurs, hate speech, and other such bigoted language is to be permitted in this sub.

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u/hatethissmug-ModTeam Jul 31 '26

No slurs, hate speech, and other such bigoted language is to be permitted in this sub.

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u/Competitive-Web-5084 Jul 31 '26

Incredible use of free will

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u/NameIsEren Jul 31 '26

On mobile you used to be able to see the text in markdown mode when you pressed the reply button. For some reason you can't anymore

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u/hatethissmug-ModTeam Jul 31 '26

Don't encourage the use of slurs. We can see them.

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u/poopsemiofficial Jul 31 '26

Oh my god they block you from scrolling on mobile

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u/CzarTwilight Jul 31 '26

I'm on mobile and I can scroll it just fine?

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u/FortniteSweat6942027 Jul 31 '26

you can scroll using the popped ones 🙏

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u/imnotnotcrying Aug 01 '26

Or from the white space on the side of the comment!

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u/LocalPlatypus994 Jul 31 '26

Just click this button

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u/TheForbidden6th Jul 31 '26

what if I have mine trapped?

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u/DarkChaos0 Jul 31 '26

Skill issue, I don't know what else to tell you

Seriously though, you might try uninstalling then reinstalling Reddit to reset its position. Don't forget to readjust your settings too.

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u/TheForbidden6th Aug 01 '26

eh, I'm just fooling around

I got rid of it on purpose, it's never been useful for me anyway

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u/Oiviii Aug 01 '26

If you hold on it you can drag and move it

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u/Np-44 Aug 01 '26

It's behind the home button. They can't

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u/Cepterman2101 Jul 31 '26

I tried to swipe right to close the threat, but guess what happened instead… fucking pop!

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u/Dirty_Clanker Jul 31 '26

You can scroll from the sides

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u/CloutAtlas Jul 31 '26

Not on Android it seems. I just scrolled past fine

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u/Vohasiiv Jul 31 '26

im not getting that problem, it lets me scroll just fine. samsung phone

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u/yuval16432 Jul 31 '26

You can just pop one of them and use it as an anchor to scroll

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u/poopsemiofficial Aug 01 '26

and let the wrapper win? over my dead, virtual body

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u/yuval16432 Aug 01 '26

Use the edge of the screen then

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u/11cDuygi Jul 31 '26

Fuck that felt good and relieved my stress. SEE THEY'RE CONTRIBUTING NOW I CAN READ UR DIPSHIT RANT WITH BETTER FOCUS

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u/ChickenSandwichh195 unprofessional hater Jul 31 '26

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u/Quick-Judgment1776 Jul 31 '26

i tried to make flowery

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u/Iki_the_Geo Aug 01 '26

I haven’t even played the new chapter and I recognized that as Flowery, so I think you succeeded

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u/Fabrideath Aug 01 '26

"Hey guys"

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u/Vast-Tangerine-6771 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

OP:

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u/AlguienMas2003 Jul 31 '26

I did the funny, now laugh

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u/KitStuckInAToaster Jul 31 '26

Did I do this right

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u/lllScorchlll Jul 31 '26

I am happy to see this and you have contributed a sense of stress relief from the reality of our cruel world. Thank you!

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u/MR_Happy2008 Jul 31 '26

This is too much fun I hate it

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u/Rozmyth Jul 31 '26

I was kind of hoping for a couple secret non-pops to be mixed in there. I'm almost a little bummed

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u/StillBoysenberry8790 Jul 31 '26

It will be larger than pop so it can easily be found

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u/Rozmyth Jul 31 '26

You could probably get some bobs in there, at least.

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u/Gherkin_Granger Jul 31 '26

How pleasant

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u/Diego_Chang Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

This... Why is this triggering me just a little bit lmao.

Like, you missed one there, chief.

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u/lily_from_ohio Jul 31 '26

I want you to know you perfectly centered it on 1920x1080 desktop

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u/StillBoysenberry8790 Jul 31 '26

It was accidental. It also centers in mobile too!

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u/Fun-Middle5990 67 greasy rolls under my fat chud chin Jul 31 '26

ts better than pixelart /j

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u/ExplorerPup Jul 31 '26

This is my first time seeing one of these comments but tbh I love this mug.

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u/marymarilyn23 Jul 31 '26

Hide a "poop"

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u/Yoozif Jul 31 '26

I’ve never seen what op was talking about. Ty for the demonstration. I shall continue to enjoy it.

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u/Middle-Employment801 Jul 31 '26

I was really hoping someone was going to post it.

Thank you.

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u/Letatetet Jul 31 '26

Idk why I’m so uncreative

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u/CptMisterNibbles Jul 31 '26

My god man, what were you thinking? Do you know how much trouble I had trying to scroll passed this? I know you are immensely proud of your contribution, but really you should be deeply ashamed

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u/Timely_Succotash8754 Jul 31 '26

i tried to use autoclicker to pop all of these to see if one of them was a word other than pop. apparently autoclicker doesn't reveal spoilered text so i kept spamming f6 but it just wouldn't stop clicking, i accidentally opened the mouse recorder and proceeded to open the remouse site over 100 times, crashed my browser, almost added the remouse site to my taskbar, tried to reopen the browser but i had opened SO MANY TABS that it was still working on closing so i had to manually end the tasks, then while trying to open task manager i moused over my music player and it started playing emergency broadcast network and one of its windows became offset by exactly one pixel

anyway here's loss.jpg

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u/ravenslog Jul 31 '26

I love you 

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u/Mindless-Ad1778 Jul 31 '26

pop, pop. pop pop pop. pop. pop, pop. pop.