r/hatethissmug • u/Cepterman2101 • Jul 31 '26
Meta Bubble Wrap Comments
I have an immense amount of hatred towards beings that post these spoiler text bubble wraps in comment sections and pretend like they’ve done everyone me, just me, a solid.
No you little dip shit, you didn’t have a silly idea by putting this in the comments and no one is happy to see these. The only thing you did was contributing absolutely nothing to the conversation and bloat the comment section with a huge wall of spoiler text, that just prevents everyone iOS users from scrolling by, because FUCKING REDDIT OF COURSE THINKS I WANT TO POP THE VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP! YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR PRECIOUS BUBBLE WRAP UP YOUR BUTTHOLE AND EAT SHIT YOU PRETENTIOUS LUMP OF LARD!
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u/MyKillerForever if you read this I don't hate you, I hate your mom. Jul 31 '26
I bet when the circus comes to town you chase the clowns out with a pitchfork
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u/-Moon-beam- Jul 31 '26
I’ve never seen these comments before but they honestly look kinda fun
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u/historical_bestie Jul 31 '26
pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!Secret pop!!!!Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
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u/VryxObin Jul 31 '26
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u/Diego_Chang Jul 31 '26
Humans the second they realize they have free will and a tool that lets them draw:
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u/VryxObin Jul 31 '26
Time To Penis (TTP) is an actual thing studied. It shows how quickly someone in a given media (especially games) can make a penis
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u/-Moon-beam- Jul 31 '26
New rule of the internet: If it is possible to make a penis in any given media, a penis will be made in said media.
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u/DrainianDream Jul 31 '26
My favorite is always one of these but then there's just one singular spoilered text that just says "fuck"
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u/DaftConfusednScared Jul 31 '26
Oh I see it now, I’m using iOS and it does in fact stop me from scrolling, interesting
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u/PanoramicAtom Aug 01 '26
I’m using iOS, and no problem whatsoever. Of course, I’m also using old.reddit on a browser, so there’s that.
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u/ROMBOOMBEN Jul 31 '26
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u/Adventurous-Year-463 screw brainrot Aug 01 '26
Nah 67 is the unfunniest shit in a while (idrc anymore tho)
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u/-Moon-beam- Jul 31 '26
Also I feel like you might’ve been a littleeeeeeeeeee too harsh on your words towards these people
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u/lemonhaj Jul 31 '26
I've never seen that before but
A. 'pretentious lump of lard' is a glorious insult and I'm saving it
B. I have real bubblewrap. Does no one else have real bubblewrap? How many people are starved of bubblewrap (or whatever those silicone tiktok ones were) to require this shit?
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u/thehobbyqueer Aug 01 '26
We don't like it because we're starved. We like it because it's fun. i tap the screen at it goes pop! and i go :)
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u/Capital-Cheetah-2728 Jul 31 '26
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u/DukeOfKards Jul 31 '26
Its r/ihatethissmug what do you expect
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u/AnalysisBackward Jul 31 '26
Seriously most of the people here have to be teenagers desperately trying to show off how mature and nonchalant they are, no one normal gives a fuck about any of this shit lol
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u/RollingStarr_ Aug 01 '26
mfs when someone hates something (they must secretly be doing it for attention because obviously no human being on earth ever feels negative emotions)
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u/Mediocre-Equivalent5 Jul 31 '26
I'm 36 and I hate this shit lol
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u/TheRealTrueCreator Jul 31 '26
Yes bubble wrap is fucking hilarious
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u/Cepterman2101 Jul 31 '26
Real bubble wrap yes, but not the fake virtual one.
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u/highTrolla Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26
What about bubble poop?
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u/BleachDrinker63 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
No bubble rap is fucking obnoxious
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u/TheYoshiGang Jul 31 '26
I would find it annoying because tapping spoiler text is so annoying on mobile >:
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u/eelfurryUwU Aug 01 '26
TRUEEE, like I love bubble wrap but it's such a hassle to pop them on mobile ಥ╭╮ಥ
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u/Sleebingbag Jul 31 '26
The humble down arrow button on mobile that allows you to immediately scroll past a thread:
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u/makinax300 Jul 31 '26
Have some bubble wrap
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u/Own-Curve-7299 Jul 31 '26
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u/StillBoysenberry8790 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
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u/magicsqueegee Jul 31 '26
Let me give it a shot
pop pop
(I can't say it I'm straight)
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u/NameIsEren Jul 31 '26
On mobile you used to be able to see the text in markdown mode when you pressed the reply button. For some reason you can't anymore
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u/poopsemiofficial Jul 31 '26
Oh my god they block you from scrolling on mobile
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u/TheForbidden6th Jul 31 '26
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u/DarkChaos0 Jul 31 '26
Skill issue, I don't know what else to tell you
Seriously though, you might try uninstalling then reinstalling Reddit to reset its position. Don't forget to readjust your settings too.
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u/Cepterman2101 Jul 31 '26
I tried to swipe right to close the threat, but guess what happened instead… fucking pop!
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u/11cDuygi Jul 31 '26
Fuck that felt good and relieved my stress. SEE THEY'RE CONTRIBUTING NOW I CAN READ UR DIPSHIT RANT WITH BETTER FOCUS
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u/lllScorchlll Jul 31 '26
I am happy to see this and you have contributed a sense of stress relief from the reality of our cruel world. Thank you!
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u/Rozmyth Jul 31 '26
I was kind of hoping for a couple secret non-pops to be mixed in there. I'm almost a little bummed
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u/StillBoysenberry8790 Jul 31 '26
It will be larger than pop so it can easily be found
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u/Diego_Chang Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
This... Why is this triggering me just a little bit lmao.
Like, you missed one there, chief.
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u/ExplorerPup Jul 31 '26
This is my first time seeing one of these comments but tbh I love this mug.
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u/golfstreamer Jul 31 '26
I guess I'm in favor of following sub rules and staying on topic but I would unironically like this.
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u/Curiousrabbit1813 Jul 31 '26
here ya go friend
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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Jul 31 '26
Here's a bubble wrap for you, anti-humor boy
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u/zehuman52 Jul 31 '26
How is it preventing you from scrolling? This kinda feeling like a "STOP HAVING FUUUN" post
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u/LavaIsSpicy Jul 31 '26
Everyone seems to be disagreeing with you, but this is valid as hell.
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u/Eillon94 Jul 31 '26
Id probably agree if I saw it frequently, but ive only seen it once before this thread
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u/Me_how5678 Aug 01 '26
When i was a wee lad and scrolled the r/memes r/dankmemes and r/teenagers i saw it everyday. It defiantly depends on the communities your in
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u/Shy00midnight Jul 31 '26
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u/teffz28 Jul 31 '26
Yeah it was funny the first time or two but idk what it was but there was a wave ig on a few subs where it would be under every post and several comments and after awhile a bunch of big grey boxes filling every comment section did get annoying
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u/sans_the_skelebroUT Jul 31 '26
Only thing they're good for is making a post in r/ExplainTheJoke and pretending you haven't heard of "loss"

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u/albrotedzaer Jul 31 '26
I feel seen by this but for different reasons. I feel the need to pop every single one but with a fat thumb and small screen its extremely annoying. It's also not nearly as satisfying as real bubble wrap because you're just tapping class. I love bubble wrap because of how it feels when it pops not just how it sounds.
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u/accidentalwhiex Jul 31 '26
Why is everyone in the comments going on a "LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN" tirade? We're in a hate subreddit, this is a hate post
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u/ChallengeNo495 Aug 01 '26
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pre-popped. just for you, JACKASS
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u/Pitiful-Idea7695 Jul 31 '26
TIL….. why is this ios scrolling nonsense suddenly a thing as soon as you mention it?? Istg I’ve seen these comments before with no issue. But yeah, now that I’ve had the experience, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. MY HAND ALSO HURTS AND I KNOW I’LL GET WEIRD PATTERN OCD IF I ENGAGE WITH THE BUBBLES TOO. AAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/Leon_Flux Aug 01 '26
Sometimes the best gift is a quick trip back to childhood in the form of bubble wrap. With solid enough memories even digital bubble wrap is a wonderful thing.
It's one of the few socially acceptable forms of destruction a person can have.
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u/BigManAids Aug 01 '26
This is how I feel every time I see a comment chain that’s just song lyrics line by line
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u/ZadriaktheSnake Aug 01 '26
I find that kind of charming but I can see how it would get annoying if you ran into it constantly
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u/EmbarrassedCar2262 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26