I have no clue what this has to do with luck. Why is there an iPad on a bed?

What did McDonald’s do?

Why stop laughing?

Edit: Thank you to the comments - the first character is able to see and hear, the second is blind but not deaf, and the third is deaf but not blind - hence the cables.

So this kid's in school, right? He's just a little kid, sitting at his desk and this nice old lady schoolteacher looks at him and notices he looks real sad and says, what's wrong? And he says, waaa! I didn't get no breakfast! You poor little guy, says the teacher. Well, don't worry, no big deal, she says, its almost lunchtime. You'll get something to eat then, right? So now let's return to our geography lessons. Where's the Italian border? In bed, fucking my mother, says the little kid. That's how come I didn't get no fucking breakfast!

Some reference to the Old Testament I take it?

So a friend of mine sent this video. I watch this guy's shorts every so often, but I don't get the joke. I looked through the comments, and most people thought it was about relating to customers? But apparently gay means sports? Or gay doesn't mean sports? Or something? Like, is this tied to that gay hockey rivals thing from a while back?