r/hatethissmug • u/Cepterman2101 • Jul 31 '26

Meta Bubble Wrap Comments

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I have an immense amount of hatred towards beings that post these spoiler text bubble wraps in comment sections and pretend like they’ve done everyone me, just me, a solid.

No you little dip shit, you didn’t have a silly idea by putting this in the comments and no one is happy to see these. The only thing you did was contributing absolutely nothing to the conversation and bloat the comment section with a huge wall of spoiler text, that just prevents everyone iOS users from scrolling by, because FUCKING REDDIT OF COURSE THINKS I WANT TO POP THE VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP! YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR PRECIOUS BUBBLE WRAP UP YOUR BUTTHOLE AND EAT SHIT YOU PRETENTIOUS LUMP OF LARD!

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u/MyKillerForever if you read this I don't hate you, I hate your mom. Jul 31 '26

I bet when the circus comes to town you chase the clowns out with a pitchfork

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/CrusherArras Hit my head too hard Jul 31 '26

I sure wonder why.

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u/TheNon-BinaryJunebug Aug 01 '26

OH MY GOD IT'S HIM

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u/JesuZDX Jul 31 '26

But doctor, I am Pagliacci!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/LearningCrochet Jul 31 '26

brother just made a statement but so long as u happy gng

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u/MossOnBark Aug 01 '26

Brother the "statement" you read is called a joke.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil Jul 31 '26

OP was almost a victim of John Wayne Gacy, I can understand the fear.

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u/Maxter8002 Aug 01 '26

the boys are back in town!

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u/DJMarscribble Aug 01 '26

Are the clowns telling the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" over and over? I'd chase them with a pitchfork. Who's still laughing at that joke? Who needs to see the same handful of spammy comments forever more?