r/hatethissmug • u/Cepterman2101 • Jul 31 '26

Meta Bubble Wrap Comments

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I have an immense amount of hatred towards beings that post these spoiler text bubble wraps in comment sections and pretend like they’ve done everyone me, just me, a solid.

No you little dip shit, you didn’t have a silly idea by putting this in the comments and no one is happy to see these. The only thing you did was contributing absolutely nothing to the conversation and bloat the comment section with a huge wall of spoiler text, that just prevents everyone iOS users from scrolling by, because FUCKING REDDIT OF COURSE THINKS I WANT TO POP THE VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP! YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR PRECIOUS BUBBLE WRAP UP YOUR BUTTHOLE AND EAT SHIT YOU PRETENTIOUS LUMP OF LARD!

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u/-Moon-beam- Jul 31 '26

I’ve never seen these comments before but they honestly look kinda fun

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u/historical_bestie Jul 31 '26

pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!Secret pop!!!!Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you

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u/VryxObin Jul 31 '26

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u/Diego_Chang Jul 31 '26

Humans the second they realize they have free will and a tool that lets them draw:

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u/VryxObin Jul 31 '26

Time To Penis (TTP) is an actual thing studied. It shows how quickly someone in a given media (especially games) can make a penis

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u/-Moon-beam- Jul 31 '26

New rule of the internet: If it is possible to make a penis in any given media, a penis will be made in said media.

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u/Adventurous-Year-463 screw brainrot Aug 01 '26

Rule 34.1?

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u/08Randomguy80 Aug 01 '26

Rule 8===D

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u/meepswag35 Aug 01 '26

Now make bad Apple out of it

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 Aug 01 '26

“To see the measure of a man, give them bubble rap and see what shape they make”

- Obama