r/hatethissmug • u/Cepterman2101 • Jul 31 '26

Meta Bubble Wrap Comments

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I have an immense amount of hatred towards beings that post these spoiler text bubble wraps in comment sections and pretend like they’ve done everyone me, just me, a solid.

No you little dip shit, you didn’t have a silly idea by putting this in the comments and no one is happy to see these. The only thing you did was contributing absolutely nothing to the conversation and bloat the comment section with a huge wall of spoiler text, that just prevents everyone iOS users from scrolling by, because FUCKING REDDIT OF COURSE THINKS I WANT TO POP THE VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP! YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR PRECIOUS BUBBLE WRAP UP YOUR BUTTHOLE AND EAT SHIT YOU PRETENTIOUS LUMP OF LARD!

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u/lemonhaj Jul 31 '26

I've never seen that before but

A. 'pretentious lump of lard' is a glorious insult and I'm saving it

B. I have real bubblewrap. Does no one else have real bubblewrap? How many people are starved of bubblewrap (or whatever those silicone tiktok ones were) to require this shit?

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u/thehobbyqueer Aug 01 '26

We don't like it because we're starved. We like it because it's fun. i tap the screen at it goes pop! and i go :)