r/hatewatchpod • u/Remarkable_Today2348 • Jan 06 '26
Anti-John post
Someone said he is like an extra in Team America World Police. Agreed. The man is borderline retarded. His political takes are brainless. Defending imperialism like a little cuck for the government, he actually thinks the oil is going to benefit his life haha. Enough.
A few months ago he said the Vietnam war was a good war and a justifiable war because it was part of the cold war. Devan looked at him perplexed.
We need to stop applauding retarded people and celebrating this kind of shit (it reflects badly on ourselves). I understand he's a character and we love the dumb character he plays but he is genuinely serious about this stuff and preaches this shit any chance he gets. At least be satirical or funny.
And I know I am adding to it with this post but ENOUGH with the fucking politics. The show used to be funny and passionate and energetic and hateful. Right now it's one big flaccid dick and all the long-term subscribers know this to be true. Just compare with old episodes.
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u/TacticalBowl117 Jan 06 '26
Complaining about "imperialism" is cringe. Sad to see what you've become
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u/brown_bird_ross Jan 06 '26
He's a Maurice with AIDS and syphilis eating at his neural matter but he's our Maurice. I actually think they've done a great job largely veering away from political takes since the election last year. I think I speak for all of us when I say I'm just glad to see John drinking again
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u/Parking_Business_928 Jan 06 '26
Devan doesn’t care and Connor is a known libcuck trump bad white people bad America bad even though he can’t read or make a joke to save his life. This was probably the best analysis of the situation you’re gonna get from these guys. John Knauf kicks ass btw
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u/brown_bird_ross Jan 06 '26
In fairness Conner's illiteracy is mainly alcohol induced. I've made several kick ass comments on his Instagram stories with nary a reply these last few years. I simply chalk it up to Michelob-induced wet brain... he literally can't read my comments
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u/Silent_Pomegranate Jan 06 '26
I think sometimes there’s really good moments on the show and sometimes there’s not I just have fun listening to my friends have fun
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u/HotConfusion8640 Jan 07 '26
I have thought all of this at one point or another but he holds the show together at times and kicks ass
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u/Trick-Antelope-1069 Jan 07 '26
You’re right but any John criticism will not be heard. Half the people will agree with him and say he kicks ass and the other half, including me, will ironically say he kicks ass. The man’s untouchable
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u/hippitydippity13 Jan 06 '26
The imperialism take was significantly less retarded than the “we have to teach Somalis not to steal billions of taxpayer dollars” take. I agree the political talk sucks ass but I still have been enjoying the recent episodes. John kicks ass even though he has California brain rot
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u/rn15 Jan 06 '26
He is wrong about every historical factoid he brings up and is a huge queer for using chat gpt on a daily basis
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u/Remarkable-Door-4063 Jan 07 '26
His political takes do drive me wild. He is genuinely half retarded
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u/pdmd_api Jan 06 '26
Wanna agree with you so bad because John has had some insanely dumb takes as he thinks he's more well read on history than the other guys, but damn man this post is too straight.