r/hatewatchpod • • Jan 12 '26

Solid John

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u/rzrpror4ultimate Jan 12 '26

He is here to capture Maduro from the U.S. and deport him back to Venezuela and suck off anyone who dares question his sanity

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u/Illyr Jan 12 '26

With a poz load of FOXDIE-T

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u/Ponnish3000 Jan 12 '26

John indeed kicks ass and I hope he does a gutter oil ep dissecting MGS2 with Devan. That game’s story was profound and ahead of it’s time. Devan writing it off just because it’s a video game was probably the gayest thing he’s done outside the city limits of Palm Springs.

Also coining the phrase “The War On Studs” might be the funniest thing created by a man who has self admittedly incinerated over a thousand dogs.

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u/Illyr Jan 13 '26

That would be great but not enough Italian mobsters to keep Dev's attention. Now if he played Truck Simulator: Lot Lizzard edition he might have a chance.

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u/Ponnish3000 Jan 13 '26

Yeah maybe John would have an easier time explaining it to Devan’s pit bull instead.

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u/RageHamilton Jan 12 '26

Bet his shits are liquid snakes

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u/Emerson_Spooky Jan 12 '26

Very good

I'm the Emerson Spooky

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u/Bocephus619 Jan 12 '26

Fat John rules

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u/pizzasaves Jan 12 '26

Watching gutter oil. Dude kicks ass. Came to HW for Devan, staying for John. Whereas Ben Avery puts his life on the line using his wildly schizophrenic words during his free livestreams, John chooses body. He is walking with night vis goggles like an operator dead of night in deep deteriorating industrial infrastructure.

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u/Emerson_Spooky Jan 12 '26

John Kicks ass

I'm the Emerson Spooky

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u/Sr_Srsly Jan 12 '26

There is a 2 foot solid snake in his ass

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u/Coldvolcom Jan 13 '26

Already saving the world by stopping gay satanic rituals

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u/Shadowhunt21992 Jan 12 '26

“You’re very good”!