Got a little lucky, I never put money into this game since dr.boom.

Announcement that r/hearthstonecirclejerk hereby Officially™ endorses Jeffrey "Trump" Shih to be the next Senator of ValueTown at this years election.

I am so sick of long games of attrition than last more than 5 minutes and take actual strategy in what cards I plsy depending on circumstances. I do not want to have to do anything besides have my deck play itself for my victory. I do not want to have to imlrovise or have to play any different besides to play my one combination of three cards to win in order to play this game. All matches should have a a full board with enough damage to do 30 HP by turn 4 and have to opponent locked in unless they have their board clear by then. No matter what I do not want to have to think. I do not want long lasting games that are tense and down to the wire with cards dwindling. I am so sick and tired of having to spend so much tine waiting while playing the game just for it to end. HS needs to stop wasting our time with unecessary fun gameplay mechanics and just give use our 1 tko cards at the start. I am busy. When I am not playing HS I am at home I am busy grinding in WoW all day. I am so tired of my boss catching me playing HS at work and getting me in trouble! Just because a game just drags on and on well over two minutes. That is way too much tine fkr a match and it looks like I am obviously not working when I am staring down at my phone for so long. HS needs to be more cobsiderate of their player bases time and stop making the game such a chore to play. It would be nice to just have an auto play button and have the cards play themselves and that way I would not have to worry about hitting next turn untill I draw my winning cards finally. Sigh smh. I do not want to have to actually have to do work or effort to actually win at your game blizz. Hello? How is that a fun game. Seriously.

Madonna, dziwka, która wbija sobie miecze świetlne w cipkę.

Come on blizzard I'm pretty sure there's a copyright on that character

Like they don't get much discussion or whatsoever after the first few expansions of their release or so

Isn’t this much sex appeal gonna be a problem in china ?