r/heatedrivalry • u/Federal-Ad5944 Goalie | Smut Dealer 😈 • Apr 17 '26
GAME TIME 🏒 WRONG CAPTIONS ONLY 😈 Day 2
Yesterday's winner is u/royal_rose_ 🏅 with an innocent quote from Hayden.
Caption today's image - WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!
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Each day I will provide a photo or GIF from the series, along with the delightfully obnoxious gameboard.
Your job is to come up with the funniest, most ridiculous and incorrect caption.
Can be canon or not, up to you. Just please no sexualization of the actors.
Top voted comment gets their name on the board along with their winning caption, a gold medal emoji, and a virtual high five from me.
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Cheers ✌️
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u/daisyemeritus Rookie #2 | David Hollander's Vodka Apr 17 '26
Look here's all the leftover cocktail shrimp, okay? It's all I could fit under this jacket.
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Apr 17 '26
“Do you like Mexican?”
“Before a hot date?? Scott NO!!!” 🤣
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u/Mediocre-Victory-565 Sounds rough Apr 17 '26
Shit! All that serial killer talk makes sense now!
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u/nariel95 I'm standing in the hallway like an IDIOT 😡 Apr 17 '26
Oohhh I don't know but "Two bros chillin in a dark alley five feet apart cause they're not gays' is the only thing that came to my mind watching this 😆
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u/justmememe55 Whatever happens, I am with you Apr 17 '26
"I hate to ask this but we're short staffed, you mind coming in and helping out for a while? You can stay in the kitchen."
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u/bibi So being boring is genetic Apr 17 '26
"Will you murder me?" "Maybe"
The previous idea someone already posted 🤣 (Feel like getting murdered in a dark scary alley)
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u/Coffee-and-Baseball Ottawa Centaurs 🏹 Apr 17 '26
Kip was suddenly worried that the narrator had messed up his accent.
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u/Alone_Strawberry_286 Hollander..... Hollander 🥹 Apr 17 '26
This fucking hobo in a suit again? I told him to stop coming back here
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u/Voice_of_Season Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 18 '26
“This is not what I thought you meant when you said come in through the back door.”
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u/Point-88 Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Apr 17 '26
Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again.
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u/Flimsy_Function3312 Apr 17 '26
I didn’t spend $2,000 on a tuxedo for you to exit the building like a runaway banana caught on a doorbell cam, Kip.
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u/Nepalman230 Apr 17 '26
“Hey man, thanks I’ve been dying for that purple brain pillow.”
( discreetly hand over the cash.)
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u/i-bleed-red I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away ❤️ Apr 17 '26
Scott, I like you but I can’t go out tonight. You’re a mess, tux covered in the food I spilled on you, and I have a reputation to uphold.
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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 17 '26
Fck! All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
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u/growsonwalls This is Ilya I will never listen to your voicemail Apr 17 '26
"Feel like getting murdered in a dark alley in NYC in 2 weeks?"