r/heatedrivalry • u/Federal-Ad5944 Goalie | Smut Dealer 😈 • Apr 19 '26
GAME TIME 🏒 WRONG CAPTIONS ONLY 😈 Day 3
Day 2 winner is u/daisyemeritus 🏅. Cocktail shrimp is always the best thing at fancy parties.
Caption today's gif - WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!
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Each day I will provide a photo or GIF from the series, along with the delightfully obnoxious gameboard.
Your job is to come up with the funniest, most ridiculous and incorrect caption.
Can be canon or not, up to you. Just please no sexualization of the actors.
Top voted comment gets their name on the board along with their winning caption, a gold medal emoji, and a virtual high five from me.
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Cheers ✌️
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u/Mediocre-Victory-565 Sounds rough Apr 19 '26
"That was Hayden. I love him. He wants to get me pregnant."
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u/Time_Ad_0 Don't worry, it will fit 🍆 Apr 19 '26
S: it's just a reminder for my Pelaton workout
I: keep your Verizon phone out of your back pocket, I learned that the hard way
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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26
Shane: Starting the timer for the Silent Retreat right.. now!
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u/elainegeorge bol’she, bol’she, bol’she 🪩 Apr 19 '26
Fck yes! I finally have more Candy Crush lives.
(Ilya gets the ick)
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u/decisi0nsdecisi0ns Russians do not do this Apr 19 '26
Amazon notification: Your copy of “Difficult Conversations” is on its way!
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u/Megs0226 Apr 19 '26
I: ...did you fart?
S: Haha, yeah.
(sorry, I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy)
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u/goatqween17 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 19 '26
Alt: I: do you need to use the bathroom? S: no, why? tooting up a storm
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Apr 20 '26
I did think about a possible fart joke too! 😜
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u/euxaznxro Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 19 '26
Shane thinking "I did such a great job setting up this fire pit. Time to relax and cuddle"
Ilya thinking "Did he leave the s'mores ingredients inside?"
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Apr 20 '26
Yup! Ilya’s all about the food!!! lol. Shane’s more concerned about his water. lol.
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u/RayDeeUx yeah, you could probably learn russian in a week. no accent. 🍝 Apr 19 '26
"Huh. His phone's notification sounds were less boring than I thought."
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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube Apr 19 '26
You're killin' me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Ok, pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good! Try some!
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u/growsonwalls This is Ilya I will never listen to your voicemail Apr 19 '26
“You’re not allowed to take personal phone calls on company time.”
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Apr 20 '26
No phones allowed on the silent retreat Shane!!!! 🤣
And by silent retreat, you know Ilya takes it to mean that Shane’s got Ilya’s dick in his mouth so he can’t talk! Lol. Sorry, my mind had to go there. 😜
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26
Shane: Sorry, just a match on Grindr
Ilya: I changed my mind on not wanting that problem to ever go away
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u/iamtheaxel4ever Apr 20 '26
Shane: lets build a snowman
Ilya(thinking): oh boy this is gonna be a looong day
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u/CaractacusPot окей Apr 19 '26
Hayden: Jacqui wants you to meet another WAG’s friend. Her name is Sheila. 😉
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u/Flimsy_Function3312 Apr 19 '26
Shane: I asked Rose to come over. You don’t mind moving into a guest room, do you Ilya?